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Early thread of the year contender.
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What a laugh how pathetic having just read it all sound like a bunch of dicks "my dads got a gun" hahahaha you set of dicks Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
meandrew, and who set you up as chief troll?
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Frosty the Snowman, Hey everyone else has a opinion I just think saying I am allowed to carry guns is really pathetic,so there you start having a pop at me if you want not trolling just saying
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In the last month or so I have met,stayed in the same chalet and skiied with a few of the reporters on this site.
Walter Mitties all of them,I know I am not very good but by comparrison they are useless woodentops the lot of them yet they pretend to be good and give such stupid info, why do people do this.
A very likable chap, at the moment is giving info about a popular French area ,he couldn't safely attempt a gentle blue, all excuses but his info was dangerous, what to do.
Why don't people admit their limitations, I know the answer but perhaps if a fine system were introduced dependant on ability then perhaps people like me wouldn't be back in the UK 6 weeks early nursing an injury because of a prat on a hard red snowploughing on a blind corner.


cagey the way the above is written it seems that this:

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Why don't people admit their limitations, I know the answer but perhaps if a fine system were introduced dependant on ability then perhaps people like me wouldn't be back in the UK 6 weeks early nursing an injury because of a prat on a hard red snowploughing on a blind corner


Is linked to this:
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Walter Mitties all of them,I know I am not very good but by comparrison they are useless woodentops the lot of them yet they pretend to be good and give such stupid info, why do people do this.
A very likable chap, at the moment is giving info about a popular French area ,he couldn't safely attempt a gentle blue, all excuses but his info was dangerous, what to do.


and that all the above is linked to this:

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In the last month or so I have met,stayed in the same chalet and skiied with a few of the reporters on this site.


If you now say that they are not linked, then why post it like this in the first place? In has been suggested in another thread, that maybe you should re-word and re-post. I agree, In fact I think you need about three different threads. To Whit:

Thread one: IMO The issue of ‘people not realizing their own limitations and why this might be’ is an issue requiring its own thread.

Thread two: This should be ‘Here……is a description of an accident that I was involved in from my point of view. Do you think it was my fault or the fault of those less experience skiers that I crashed into?’

Your last thread needs to be ‘How do people tell who to take advice from on the internet?’
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meandrew wrote:
Frosty the Snowman, Hey everyone else has a opinion I just think saying I am allowed to carry guns is really pathetic,so there you start having a pop at me if you want not trolling just saying
You love trolling here and you know it.
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Damn, that's the last time I'm going to sleep when there's a juicy one like this. That said, I strongly suspect that Cagey is actually Masque's sock puppet. That would make this utterly hilarious Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman, Yeah a bit but you must admit the "gun"thing is a bit moss side school yard Toofy Grin
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justatheory wrote:
Early thread of the year contender.

Certainly a contender for best TFWW
Testosterone Fuelled Willy Waving
thread! Laughing
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Threats of legal action
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And we have Admins perfect birthday thread
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How many threads can a man follow in one day?

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?p=2226748#2226748
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Ricklovesthepowder wrote:
swiftoid, just make sure if your a beginner you don't venture near any red runs!


Sorry, you're way too late for that......
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meandrew wrote:
Frosty the Snowman, Yeah a bit but you must admit the "gun"thing is a bit moss side school yard Toofy Grin


I think that was in reply to Cagey stating (puts on Liam Neeson voice)

cagey wrote:

If youve got it give it ,
otherwise own up your a pussy
I will find you



p.s. - Cagey - It should be "you're a pussy", unless Masque owns a pussy in which case it doesn't make much sense to use a definite article and indefinite article side by side.......just sayin'
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Masque wrote:
Just realised . . . this isn't TGR is it Toofy Grin
. It's getting that way rolling eyes
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Don't suppose there's any chance of a summary is there ? Just asking...
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Tarquin, Nope read all and suffer with the rest of us (: Very Happy
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Tarquin, Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Come on Cagey would be really good to know who the 'reporters' are, and which run you were skiing or where you off-piste ?
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Tarquin wrote:
Don't suppose there's any chance of a summary is there ? Just asking...


Man who caused accident suggests, without irony, fines for men who cause accidents.

Blames everyone else.

The end.
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bathgate7, You missed, insults contributors / (reporters) on snowHeads
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Boredsurfing wrote:
bathgate7, You missed, insults contributors / (reporters) on snowHeads


Oops. Embarassed

Man who caused accident suggests, without irony, fines for men who cause accidents.

Fights the world.

The end.
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bathgate7, Boredsurfing, Excellent, thanks. (I assumed the last but by the way, it seems to apply in most cases) Great thread...


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2planks wrote:
Come on Cagey would be really good to know who the 'reporters' are, and which run you were skiing or where you off-piste ?


2planks, I'm betting it wasn't you then! wink Toofy Grin
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If Masque and cagey do meet up this could be the biggest thing since Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin.


http://youtube.com/v/B-ogs0EmMMk
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I read this forum every day but rarely post, however i break my silence to say masque, this has been one of the most entertaining forums reads so far this season, i may be tempted to come on one of the snowheads bashes just so i can buy you a drink.

Bravo
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Masque,

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"

NehNeh
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Chamcham wrote:

If anyone wants advice on skiing elsewhere in the solar system, just ask. I'll be happy to share my expert advice.


Why did Chamcham, get censored (post at 10:25), I thought that was rather funny, and I wanted to know a bit more about the off piste on uranus ?


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Best forum thread, ever!

[Said in voice of 'Comic Book Guy' from The Simpsons]
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DB, That has so brightened up my day Laughing Laughing Laughing
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andyrew, Uranus is a gassy giant, with high winds and a thick methane atmosphere. Uranus also has a thin, stretched ring, and is oddly tilted, possibly as the result of a massive impact. It is also a joke which never gets old.
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genepi,
Hi, I'm Hopalong and I don't know who Cagey is but it's not me.
Cagey ... I'm sorry to hear about your accident. It's miserable to be inactive so I hope you make a quick complete recovery.
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Hopalong, +1

Fair's fair, we all make mistakes, I think he's paid his dues! moving on:

maybe i can help, my opinion are as follows;

Helmets reduce head injuries
Fat skis are rubbish on piste
French ski resorts are generally horrible
snowblades are good for some things
Snowboarding is more dangerous than skiing
Whitedot Preachers are not a good ski


Must have a hit somewhere there!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
if all that doesn't work maybe i could dig out a video of my skiing for you to berate
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Ibex wrote:
DB, That has so brightened up my day Laughing Laughing Laughing


+ 1 Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dulcamara, many years of research in one post... I'm so not worthy! Sad
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Has anyone been Issued a writ in the two pages that l can't be bothered to read?
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2planks wrote:
Masque,

"Guns for show, knives for a pro"

NehNeh


To be fair, he really needs an ICBM. A 4000 mile sniper shot seems somewhat unlikely Skullie
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DB, Thank you Laughing Laughing Laughing
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dulcamara, Why is beer so expensive after being transported up mountains? Especially as you are spending about 8 Euros an hour on the holiday costs. Toofy Grin
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blahblahblah, it's all about the Austria eh?
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