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Pedantica wrote:
They don't do Preachers for pixies, do they? Prob'ly just as well...
Pedantica, pixies size 169 Toofy Grin
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Glen Charman, Hmm, guess that's possible. My present all-mountain skis are 152s. Would love at least to test the 169s, everybody seems to be speaking so highly of these beasts. Not that I need them, I haven't skied much powder on my Dynastars (75 under foot) but they seemed to perform well enough on it, as well as on all the other, random conditions thrown at them on the last EoSB.
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Pedantica, try livetoski, they have Preacher at Hemel from time to time
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I'll have to post pictures more often as it took me 30 mins to get this posted. Use it or lose it.



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Zero-G, ah yes......of course those pics are only there to remind me what a fine skier he is, nothing gratuitously sexual there at all, oh no .
I will post up a proper quiver pic with my touring skis(do they count) and a few of my "retired" Volkls that I still can´t bear to part with, too many happy memories, I still take them out every now and then Blush
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Mt, that's like an alter to skiing. We like.

kooky, pish posh (or tish tosh or should that be tish toosh), nothing wrong with a bit of gratuitous shirtlessness. We need a wolf whistle smiley.
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Zero-G, i was thinking the same thing as i was lining up the shot. I may have to find some snow god idols, any suggestions?
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Unfortunately these belong to 2 of us, however what's his is mine and all that Smile

Icelantic Shamen, K2 AK Launcher, Whitedot Directors, Line Blends, Elan Magfire 12, Volkl Karma, Elan SLX, Rossi S3, Volkl Aura

The Karmas are rock skis, the K2s mounted with Fritschis and for sale, the Auras (mounted with Fritschis at moment) and Directors are for touring and will be mounted with F12s and Barons, the two pairs of Elans for icy days, everything else gets used pretty regularly..... oh and I'm a girl and manage two pairs of skis, boots, poles, helmet and luggage for 2 weeks in the 32kg Easyjet allowance no problem. This year I took the Elan SLX and a pair of Volkl Bridges which I've just sold which must be two of the heaviest pairs of skis on earth!
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Think livetoski may have killed this...everything else is soft-core in comparison...though Mt wins the artistic display award Very Happy
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Pedantica, yep nice shiny 169 Preachers look very sweet and ski very short

ChrisWo,
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Think livetoski may have killed this


As i said its not all my own work, there are some demo skis in the pic as well but it did make a nice photo, and yes I have skied them all, except the two little pairs on the end which are ladies skis and very short.
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livetoski, oh dear. Get thee behind me, Satan... But, before you do, I just happen to be planning to visit Hemel on 7, 14 and 28 November, and 5 December.
('course, I should probably rule them out simply on the grounds of a horrible colour clash with my ski jacket.)
rolling eyes rolling eyes rolling eyes
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Wow, we all know Snowheads' heart Whitedot, but didn't realise there was so much High Society and PM Gear love on here!
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Some of you should have evening viewing times in your garages - sort of like lapdancing clubs for sHs.
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Big Paua,
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Some of you should have evening viewing times in your garages - sort of like lapdancing clubs for sHs


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Pedantica, colour clash is the new black for this season Laughing
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Shocked
wow

some of you have way too many pairs of skis

After I gave away my old sets last year, I only have 1 pair now Crying or Very sad they're are in the loft, not a clue what they are - I seem to remember they are blue, does that help. Will be getting em out for a waxing this weekend as got first ski of the season in a couple of weeks.

Till then I just sit and admire your fine quivers
Toofy Grin
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Big Paua, nice!

"Certainly sir, right this way...if sir is after something with a small waist please try over to the left, or if you prefer a little more, ahem, meat then our powder room is over there. And of course if sir has more, shall we say 'specific' tastes, then we have a backroom especially for tourers..."
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ChrisWo, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ChrisWo, Laughing Laughing Laughing

Unfortunately with having to take a roll of memory foam for my bad back, plus all my touring and off piste gear (including rope and harness) I only just get in the 32kg limit with one pair of skis.
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Not enough space for my pics here, think we win though! Toofy Grin
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Sorry about them not being in the garage, that's rather full of windsurfing kit, and the back room is full of bikes - so that's why we have a ski lodge in the garden Laughing




And yes a pair of cross country skis - don't knock it till you've tried it*

And yes we do swing both ways, snowboard and ski - though has to be said I've sold a lot of my snowboard touring kit - and don't think I bothered boarding at all last year Puzzled


*might be all I'll be doing by next March Sad
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ChrisWo, Laughing


SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Not enough space for my pics here, think we win though! Toofy Grin

And just who do you think would win if you, livetoski and .Dot had a showdown? Toofy Grin
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This thread makes me sad Crying or Very sad
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Would there be a "special" basement for the monoskiers - one-piece wearers only?
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ChrisWo,
thebongolian,

And where would mine host put the gear of Telemarkers with their "Free the heel, free the mind" philosophy and the superbly graceful - some might even say feminine - way in which they come down a hill. There's obviously some pretty serious deviance going on behind those beards.
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Zero-G, We do, hands down, we have brand new classics, Dynastar Pro rRder gen 1, Black Crows Navis etc etc etc..............
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ChrisWo,
thebongolian,

And where would mine host put the gear of Telemarkers with their "Free the heel, free the mind" philosophy and the superbly graceful - some might even say feminine - way in which they come down a hill. There's obviously some pretty serious deviance going on behind those beards.


I guess their hemp clothing wouldn't pass the dress code so they'd be outside having a safety meeting
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Er...

Did anyone say quiver PORN?


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Pretty... What are the Kneissls?
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Years ago a friend said "What is the point of these new carving skis and fat boys?" I replied you are asking me as a marketer? the point is endless, as this thread proves in 1995 the ski industry was saved.
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horizon, Laughing Laughing
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clarky999, they're both Tankers, original version and updated one from a couple of years later. Still a damn good ski for Euro conditions - last weekend in Hintertux I had both the Wailers and the ON3Ps with me but I just skied the Tankers as there was no offpiste to speak of. It's fun to rip the piste on fat GS-like skis...
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Family quiver, past and present
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Patch, phew that really is a double garage jobbie Laughing
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Patch wrote:

Family quiver



dude, buy a telly Shocked Laughing
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Patch, Do you still ski the XScreams??
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Patch, wow I sure would hate to have to service all your skis Shocked
Great collection, a little bit of everything in there, all that´s missing is some blades Twisted Evil
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Patch wrote:


Family quiver, past and present


Maybe I should get my glasses but you seem to have (had) a lot of one-legged children?
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barry wrote:
dude, buy a telly Shocked Laughing
Laughing


Patch that's impressive!
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barry wrote:
Patch wrote:

Family quiver



dude, buy a telly Shocked Laughing


Laughing

There are only four of us
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Patch, Do you still ski the XScreams??


Very rarely. Used them regularly until about 4 years ago. The K2 Extremes are serviced and ready to ski - I might give them an outing this season. Mostly using the Crusades, Redeemers, Preachers, LP XXLs, Mantras and HS FRs, but some significant quiver overlap there

Steph skis the Ones, Heidiskis, Slomon SLs and Wild Ones
Ollie skis the Missdeameanors, Volkl Racetigers (SL and GS) and also the Ones
Sam skis the Silver XScreams, Mantras and HS Freerides
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