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Drink-skiing?


Have you ever skied under the influence of alcohol?
Of course not, it would be dangerous and irresponsible
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Rarely, and just the one
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A couple of glasses with lunch, maybe a vin chaud...
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Occasional bad lapse - but I'm always in control
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Yes why not, ok I fall over a bit more but it hurts less
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Total Votes : 90

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
PG, go on.......dangle a little bit of bait for us to grab at......
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Mark Lehto, So following that logic through, it's ok to drive down the motorway in the early hours, at several times the legal limit? Wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Exactly... as long as you travel at 35 mph so as to avoid suspicion!
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Oh boy!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Mark Lehto, If you travel at 35 mph on the motorway you'll be pulled up in no time!.... Especially in the likes of France, where the minimum speed limit on the motorway is 80 kph I think. Not sure that there isn't a minimum motorway speed in the UK - there used to be.
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I dont think there is a minimum here but I am willing to to be told otherwise.
And 35 mph is the sort of cunning plan us drunkards come up with!
(luckily).
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
As an addition to the previous discussion on Scottish Malts, I was always told that a gentleman drank whisky that was older than his girlfriend.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Mark Lehto, Just be careful you don't run over any strange wildlife you may spot.....
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I don't think there is a minimum speed limit on UK motorways. If there was, the police could have a field day with the M25, M6 etc.

If you drive slowly you'd definitely bring attention to yourself, and if you were causing a nuisance to others could that be driving without due care and attention?

At the risk of keeping this Off Topic, can anyone remember where there are minimum speed limits (complete with signs)? I've seen them somewhere, possibly the Dartford Tunnel or Clifton Suspension Bridge.
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Alan Craggs, if your Vin Chaud is made of an azeotropic mixture of alcohol and water, I bet your parties are wild affairs (but possibly rather short-lasting).
thewhiskystore wrote:
a mixture is produced (95.6% ethanol, 4.4% water) whose vapor pressure is constant. This is called an azeotropic mixture
If anyone tried to light a cigarette, your party would definitely "go with a bang" Shocked
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Pete Horn, I have a feeling that they might have them on the Mersey Tunnels Puzzled
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Kramer, that's always been my philosophy ! Cool snowHead
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Tried the online Highway Code and there are road signs illustrated for a minimum speed limit and the end of it but I couldn't find any references to where they might be applied ?
Decided to link to the code anyway - might come in handy for snowHeads taking driving lessons or (like me) needing a refresher on the rules and regulations.

On topic I take the point about the alcohol in Vin Chaud being trapped in a sealed container and condensing back into the brew. Will be more careful with the stuff in future. Hick.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
kuwait_ian wrote:
Tried the online Highway Code and there are road signs illustrated for a minimum speed limit and the end of it but I couldn't find any references to where they might be applied ?


Minimum speed limits only apply where there's an Order to say they do....just like 30 limits. There's no national minimum speed on any road but the police can (and do) stop people for going too slowly if they consider it dangerous under the "Due Care" legislation.

Sorry....a moment of seriousness overcame me there....must go and get a drink! Shocked
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
There was a case reported on the news of a Scottish lady being prosecuted for travelling at 5mph on a bank holiday, resulting in tail backs of miles.

There's certainly a law that states any slow moving vehicle must pull over whenever reasonable to allow following traffic to pass.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Shortly after Britain's first dual carriageway, the Winchester by-pass opened back in the 30's (1936?), my grandfather was stopped on it by the police for driving too slowly. His excuse "It's my wife, she won't let me go any faster!"

His wife (my grandmother obviously), survived long enough to be driven around Cornwall by me. She must have been terrified by my speeds.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
What you need sir is a crap car! My last one got killed by them thar cornish 'ills.
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