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Things that make you look like a punter....

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Poster: A snowHead
Rattythesnowkn$b rolling eyes - big sack of spuds on his shoulder if you ask me Toofy Grin
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Punter = Spyder ski wear
Gaper = 1980's One piece fart bag he picked up off ebay


I always thought gaper came from having a gap between your helmet and goggles... so could be wearing cool stuff but doesn't know what to do with it...

I'm not really down with the kids though and could be very wrong!!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
dulcamara wrote:
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Punter = Spyder ski wear
Gaper = 1980's One piece fart bag he picked up off ebay


I always thought gaper came from having a gap between your helmet and goggles... so could be wearing cool stuff but doesn't know what to do with it...

I'm not really down with the kids though and could be very wrong!!


You could be right but I thought it came from the word "to gape". Basically someone who is new to skiing and totally amazed.

http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/gape

I do however wonder how many other Snowheads just ran off to the mirror and checked the gap inbetween their helmet and goggles Laughing
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Skiing in a baseball cap
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
First level gaper = skiing in jeans, but tucking them in your boots takes you up another level.

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...other clues - skis, pole plant, unzipped jacket, hat worn above ears, woman in yellow yelling at ya, buvette you can only reach on stilts
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
this Buvette thing you speak of... what is it?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Not knowing what a buvette is.


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a punt?



booting a ball really hard:

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booting a ball really hard:


a buvette eh? ok I'm sold, Buvette ing the ball so high you can only reach by stilts! .... wait a minute Confused
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