 Poster: A snowHead
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Who better to put the skiing industry to rights than us!!! 
I love skis, they are all cool, but some are cooler than others...... as such I would like to propose a COOL WALL - Top gear style
Submit your skis and a rating sub zero, cool, uncool, seriously uncool and we can agree or slate them.. it might be fun?
Remember we do NOT care how good they are, just how cool they are!!! to kick off I'll throw some in.
K2, Public enemy - seriously uncool - Nowadays only used by recreational skiers who only land backwards when they fall off the drag lift.
Fischer, Race series - uncool - They all say Race on them, even the beginner ones, why? Race is not slang for "on piste". stop it
Scott, crusade - cool - I have them, 'nough said
Stockli, Storm rider - sub zero - which ever the biggest one is any year! they're an off piste SG ski. you can't get cooler than that
If we don't like skis as much as me, this one can slide into oblivion.....[/b]
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| Scott, crusade - cool - I have them, 'nough said |
Pah, Top Gear rules state if you own them they have to be seriously uncool 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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who's the annoying shortarse we put skis out of reach of on the wall?? (hate that dude!)
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Fine executive decision... sideshow bob is the annoying short ar*e for pointing out my intentional error
no one gonna put their neck on the line?
Last edited by You need to Login to know who's really who. on Thu 27-08-09 16:46; edited 1 time in total
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Teleboard (telemark snowboard) . . . absolute zero, so cool it's immeasurable.
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Didn't we do this? I think Megamum instigated it after being told that Elans weren't as cool as she thought 
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that sound dangerous, dont you fall over and die if you lean on your toe edge?
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Anything I am clipped into - Absolute, Kelvin doo dah zero 
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jury is still out
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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The new McConkey ski is definitely sub zero. RIP.
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Amen el nombre, absolute legend
Masque, do you ever use normal things? paper, spoons, tables? what the hell is a bionic butt crunch?
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You know it makes sense.
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Anything over 200cm is very cool - old school GS skis!
Anything under 170cm for a bloke is really uncool - just be done with it and buy snowblades that match your jester's hat!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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old school slalom skis for that matter!!! (what about the new ones)
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Poster: A snowHead
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dulcamara, his Ski Mojo . . . his man vegetables are kept from getting trapped in his inner tip lead by mechanical means  He is 'Mechano Man'
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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I think the fact I have something makes it uncool 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Bro skis - very cool.
Old graphic HS Freerides - very cool.
Any of the Icelantic 08/09 models - even if you hate the graphics, the fact they're putting that stuff on a ski is just very cool.
Liberty Double Helix - the thing just looks like it's built to destroy, very cool.
Armada JJ - just says RIDE ME! but in the thickest white soup you can find - very cool
Whitedot freeride tagline - "No Gimmicks. Just Good Skis" - very cool. (I know, I'm a victim of my own post publicity-whore revolution!)
oh, and igneous skis 
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Ahah missed that one, ok i didnt look, but its the same result.
That said, your previous thread makes ridiculous statements like; piste skis are not cool, VIST are not cool, RX8s are kelvin (i have no idea what that means) and Eisbaer means profalactic (it means polar bear kids) As such I dispute its credibility as a cool wall and demand that people pay attention to me and my endevours to make friends!!!
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Piste skis ARE cool if they're mid-90s GS skis.
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dulcamara, 0 Kelvin is absolute zero, so a bit cold or cool (minus 273.15 degrees centigrade)
and i have some race sc.......they are very good when its very cool or icy...... 
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carroz, RX8s are so out it's pathetic. The only cool Fischers are the ones with the boat hull fronts.
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| comprex wrote: |
| Piste skis ARE cool if they're mid-90s GS skis. |
Bolux . . . what's cool is is turning up with mid 80's 2m+ planks and carving a clean path through the wannabes wedeln their petite foot-candy down the hill 
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comprex, I thought dynastar legends had boat hull fronts???
anyway i have some fischer kehuas....... they are very cool...if a bit battered now 
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| Masque wrote: |
| comprex wrote: |
| Piste skis ARE cool if they're mid-90s GS skis. |
Bolux . . . what's cool is is turning up with mid 80's 2m+ planks and carving a clean path through the wannabes wedeln their petite foot-candy down the hill :roll: |
Bah.
Male mermaids posing with their ever so slightly larger schlong symbols.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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comprex, so you can't handle long and thin . . . ?
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thats the choice isnt it, whats cooler, big fat and floppy or long thin and stiff???
I mean skis.... Grow up you guys
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You know it makes sense.
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| dulcamara wrote: |
| Grow up you guys |
You're new here aren't you
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Have I just asked water not to be wet?
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Poster: A snowHead
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Solomon Suspect = marketing
Scott Mission/Punished = punter
98% of piste skis = uncool
Whitedot Redeemers = ouch, smoking hot!
Praxis = sick!
Black Crows = cooooooooool!
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carroz, I think he was talking about these.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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I really must spend some of my hard earned cash on gear I don't need so that I can be trendy.....suckers
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Alastair Pink, they'll get FlyingStantoni's blood racing! 
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Alastair Pink, were way cool 5 years ago, moderately cool 3 years ago but are now just another example of Budget Fleabay Exotica that Looks Good but may not work for you.
Seriously, since they dumped a crudload on Ebay for $300 or less, nobody really minds them. Also totally out: Rossi's Squad/Quad series.
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Original Salomon x-screams and Rossi Bandits - the Gotf Gtis of their time.
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| the_doc wrote: |
| Solomon Suspect = marketing |
Um, Salomon Dumont = marketing.
All Piste skis = Boring!
07/08 Salomon Thrusters = awesome.
McConkey Tribute ski = Sub Zero
JO Pro 2007-2010 = porn
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Rossi FKS.
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