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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Even late Feb at Medium altitude Shocked
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Hurtle wrote:
I have just read that Jonathan Meades has sampled beaver stew, apparently a Latvian delicacy. Unfortunately, he describes it as tasting 'like spaniel dipped in cod liver oil.'


Funny that. I always imagined beaver as tasting like some form of cat. Puzzled Little Angel
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
We skied some really thick wet snow on a Ski Club intro to off piste course. Our ESF teacher there said something like "in this snow you need to lean back a little, or in your case ski like you normally do".
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Megamum wrote:
Hurtle, I guess I can expect far worse than this when Snowheads are released from the confines of cyberspace? rolling eyes


Actually some of us have very clean minds. Mine is put in the dishwasher every second night Madeye-Smiley
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I somehow think I will have some catching up to do between now and the end of April. I used to think I was fairly broad minded (comes of having a brother 2.7 years younger than me), but somehow I still get left behind at the starting gates at times. Embarassed I can see reading though some of the more obscure references lately and bombarding google with odd questions - lets hope I don't grab the attention of the cyber police too much Laughing Laughing
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Grab em by the short n curlies... they like that Laughing
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Megamum wrote:
Hurtle, I guess I can expect far worse than this when Snowheads are released from the confines of cyberspace? rolling eyes

Don't ask me - I'm steering well clear! Little Angel
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Kramer, in that situation, the last thing I would want, is a Nakedzookeeper standing around giving me advise! wink
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I would suggest a good, firm grip on your pole, and plant it with the force of an angry Norse god....
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
You boys are dirty rolling eyes Laughing
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If only the Girls were as dirty as my Landrover.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Guvnor, But don't rely on it too much you know what poles are like for bending when you least want them to!!
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Spyderman wrote:
If only the Girls were as dirty as my Landrover.

It would seem that some of them are giving it their best shot. wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Megamum, I understand that there are some chemical enhancements available to ensure you're pole never bends at the most inappropriate moment....
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Kramer,

Don't you have any workmates who you could ask for advice? You must know at least one gynecologist.
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Poster: A snowHead
This thread reminds of me that wonderful line, delivered (I think I'm remembering correctly) by Daniel Day-Lewis in the film of 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being' - "Trust me. I am a doctor. Take off your clothes." .......not. wink (Mind you, I would have done - he was seriously hot in that film.)
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
IS the answer to the original question - Astroglide?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Guvnor, Maybe, but are you really sure you want a pole made of carbon fibre Shocked - the feedback might not be so good wink
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