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richmond, Pizza and chips is fairly common among english speaking instructors, but normally only used for kids. In france they say "chapeau pointu" or pointed hat. Aparently it's a very famous kids story that every french child knows ....

veeeight, pisted run please!
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US: Altitude skied in one day
Europe: Fun had skiing.

UK / US: Hands on eyes.
Wigan: Hands on thighs.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I agree wtih easiski, Crud is not pleasant snow...more likely wind-blown and weathered snow over days IMV.
Nice chopped up new snow is NOT crud
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JT, it is in the US - and for the same reason - it's not as pleasant as normal.
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Europe: Apres ski - Scandi lovelies dancing on tables.

US: A Pabst Blue Ribbon sat on your tailgate while taking your boots off.
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Europe : Ski resorts

Canada (not sure about US) : Ski hills
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English = Ski resorts
? = Ski stations
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easiski wrote:
pisted run please!

As a matter of interest, do the French use pister as a verb?
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europe.. fancy a smoke on the next chair..?
.usa.......hey buddy shall we get cancer and cough a lung up in totally irresonsible fashion man,

europe.. fancy a second pint?
usa.. puke, thud.!
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easiski wrote:
I'll start this off - feel free to add (sensible) translations

Crud Aparently (according to ssh) in Colorado this means cut up powder! Hence the strange Bode Miller video. When we say crud we mean really crappy and difficult snow, probably crusty in places.

Snowplough in Europe is a wedge in the states.
We have many more words for "crappy snow"...

mashed potatoes (high moisture content, easily packed, heavy snow)
windslab (wind loaded and packed top layer from 1/2" to several inches thick... may or may not hold your weight)
sastrugi (wind-build ripples that indicate pretty concentrated snow... I love these conditions!)
breakable crust (refrozen crust of varying depth that can't support your weight... the worst kind is thick enough to bear it at times!)
frozen chickenheads (small frozen clusters of snow that "explode" into flying chunks as you ski through them)
blower (ultra-light, downy snow that you can breathe... this is very "crappy"... please stay away from it and let me know so I can make sure it's ok... snowHead Laughing NehNeh )
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
Spyderjon: Braquage
US: Pivot Slip
Silly boy... Braquage is the movement that allows one to perform pivot slips. It has to do with the polygon of sustentation. NehNeh NehNeh Laughing Laughing snowHead
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SnowboardVicky wrote:
Europe : Ski resorts

Canada (not sure about US) : Ski hills
This is regional. Ski resorts are destination resorts, hills are small vertical (midwest, etc.), ski areas are the more traditional local lift-served terrain (Loveland, A Basin, Ski Cooper Colorado and the like). This is very informal...
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easiski wrote:
Snowplough in Europe is a wedge in the states.
A snowplow is a braking wedge in the US. This is in contrast to a gliding wedge which has the skis in a wedge shape, but keeps the skis on much less angle (braking is not an intent of a gliding wedge).
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
ssh,

US: 4 posts consecutively
UK: verbal diarrhoea Very Happy

(oops, just noticed you're a mod Shocked , Only joking, honest Madeye-Smiley )
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
ssh, We have braking and gliding snowploughs - so there! NehNeh Laughing
laundryman, They more normally use the verb dammer (sp?), but understand if you use pister.
ssh, We also use windslab, sastrugi and breakable crust ( you did realise that sustrugi is a gaelic word?). the others are new to me - I like Mashed potatos - that's what we're likely to get in Val T in the afternoons off piste. Madeye-Smiley
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ssh wrote:
Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
Spyderjon: Braquage
US: Pivot Slip
Silly boy... Braquage is the movement that allows one to perform pivot slips. It has to do with the polygon of sustentation. NehNeh NehNeh Laughing Laughing snowHead

Cool
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ssh wrote:
We have many more words for "crappy snow"...

You forgot my favourite description Steve: 'death cookies'
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
EU= Poles
US= Poles
AUS= Stocks
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AxsMan wrote:
ssh,

US: 4 posts consecutively
UK: verbal diarrhoea Very Happy

(oops, just noticed you're a mod Shocked , Only joking, honest Madeye-Smiley )
UK: "Now"
US: GMT-5 to GMT-8 (depending on the time of year)

In other words, ya'll were asleep so I was just talking to myself... NehNeh Laughing snowHead
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Add the appropriate accent:US. Garage UK Garage
US. Tomato UK Tomato
US. Jaguar UK Jaguar.
Watch an edition of Ricky Lake etc and you really need a translator to understand those 'trailer trash' types.
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CANV CANVINGTON,
Quote:

europe.. fancy a second pint?
usa.. puke, thud.!


It is every RAF officers duty to get a fellow USAF officer drunk.

The RAF like easy challenges wink
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UK/US: Hat (or possibly Beanie)
Canada: Toque


UK : Quid
US 2 bucks
Canada: A twoonie (worth 2 loonies)

UK: Chips & Gravy
US: Biscuit & Gravy (for some reason a biscuit is a scone)
Canada: Poutine (with Cheese)
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Austria average dump: 10cm
Utah average dump: 30cm
La Rosiere average dump: 400cm
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EU average seasonal snowbase 150cm
US opening day snowbase 150cm Laughing
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boredsurfin wrote:
CANV CANVINGTON,
Quote:

europe.. fancy a second pint?
usa.. puke, thud.!


It is every RAF officers duty to get a fellow USAF officer drunk.

The RAF like easy challenges wink

try getting an entire squadron drunk.. at least you will out past nine pm then.. wink
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veeeight wrote:
EU= Poles
US= Poles
AUS= Stocks


UK= Plumbers
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
veeeight wrote:
EU= Poles
US= Poles
AUS= Stocks


NORWAY= Lurk (singular)
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US: a quiver of skis
EU: a 5 year old pair of X Screams
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You know it makes sense.
EU= condom
US= rubber
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EU= Sellotape
US= Sticky Tape or Sellotape or Scotch Tape
AUS= Durex


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EU= Duvet
US= Eiderdown or Quilt
AUS= Doona
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EU=Flip Flops
US= Sandals
AUS= Thongs
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EU= Rubber
US= Eraser
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easiski wrote:
In france they say "chapeau pointu" or pointed hat. Aparently it's a very famous kids story that every french child knows ....

veeeight, pisted run please!


chapeau pointu turlutte hutu!


Une fermière du Rwanda, de l'ethnie des Hutu, quitta sa ferme dans les bois et se rendit à Kampala, acheter, pour la fête Hutu un chapeau bien cousu. Mais elle était peu fortunée et le marchand lui rit au nez. Elle marchanda son prix :
- Me le laisseras-tu, demande la fermière Hutu, contre une petite gâterie ?
- A voir, répondit le vendeur, quelle serait sa valeur ?
- Un chapeau ?
- Donne m'en la preuve ! termina le vendeur.
Aussitôt la fermière se mis à l'oeuvre, tant et si bien que le marchand se pâma.
- J'ai gagné le chapeau !!! s'écria la femme.
- Que nenni ! répondit le vendeur sur un ton acerbe, au contraire tu l'as perdu ! Ne connais-tu pas le proverbe:
- " Turlutte Hutu, chapeau point eu "?
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laundryman wrote:
easiski wrote:
pisted run please!

As a matter of interest, do the French use pister as a verb?


No... use damer - to pack. Une piste damée (adj). a groomed slope, not to be confused with une piste damné !
Dameuse - snow groomer
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What language is EU..?
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JT, I think he meant RU, but mis-typed!
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davidof, thanks for correcting my spelling - only one m! Very Happy
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veeeight wrote:
EU=Flip Flops
US= Sandals
AUS= Thongs
Well, "sandals" are not the same as "thongs" or "flip flops" in the US. Thongs and flip flops are synonyms for the same type of footware ("thong" and "flip-flops" tend to be regional in the US):


Sandals are a more general term for informal footwear that doesn't cover the entire foot.
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