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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I'll start this off - feel free to add (sensible) translations

Crud Aparently (according to ssh) in Colorado this means cut up powder! Hence the strange Bode Miller video. When we say crud we mean really crappy and difficult snow, probably crusty in places.

Snowplough in Europe is a wedge in the states.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Jour = Have a nice day Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Nursery slope = Bunny slope
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Europe - piste
US - trail
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Spyderjon: Braquage
US: Pivot Slip
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Muppet: George W. Bush

Twins: when referring to the Klimaszewski sisters, "twins" is a five-letter word for "Heaven"
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Europe: Lift Queue
US: Lift Line (although it's not a common phrase)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Europe: Cable Car
US: Tram
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Braquage is used all over europe, fox Smile


d'oh - all over french-speaking parts of europe, that is!
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easiski, the crud thing is fairly similar if you go for the more general meaning of "not good snow"
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nbt, apologies - the only time I've heard it has been from spyderjon - I think he picked it up from Warren Mitchell or someone like that... Wink
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Wear The Fox Hat,
Didn't realise Alf Garnett was a keen skier wink
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
US= groomer
EU= groomed run

edit on the instructions of easiski: EU=pisted run Very Happy


Last edited by So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much on Sat 25-11-06 11:44; edited 1 time in total
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
Europe: Lift Queue
US: Lift Line (although it's not a common phrase)

Sorry, WTFH need to correct that one:

US: Lift line
Austria / Switzerland: Lift queue
France / Italy: Lift free-for-all
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Europe: Intermediate

N. America: Advanced
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
marc gledhill, Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Europe: St Moritz

US: The Canyons wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Europe: Apple Strudel
US: Denny's Applie Pie Wink
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Wear The Fox Hat, Mmmmm, to both Laughing

BTW, how's Stephanie?
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spyderjon, she's good.

Europe: spyderjon is large

US: spyderjon is anorexic
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Europe: Button/T-Bar
US: Magic Carpet (in the beginner area), otherwise, they don't exist.
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Europe: Bottom, behind, buttocks
US: Fanny

(Hope this clears it up for you who thought a "fanny pack" was some sort of women's cod piece)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Europe: Football - a game played with the feet.
US: Rugby played with helmets and big shoulder pads.
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easiski wrote:

Snowplough in Europe is a wedge in the states.


Or a pizza (in Canada, at any rate).
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England - Quite pleasant.
US - Awesome dude.
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richmond, that's now made it to Europe too. Our kids were told in Les Arc last year to turn with pizza and traverse( Shocked ) with chips.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Kramer wrote:
England - Quite pleasant.
US - Awesome dude.



You're talking about me again, Kramer, aren't you? Laughing
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Wear The Fox Hat, I think Kramer means 'US' as in the Royal 'we' Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Europe - Piste Map

North America - Trail Map
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
UK; Mildly stimulating

USA; Sick
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
easiski wrote:
... feel free to add (sensible) translations.


Oh well.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
WTFH - US advanced
WTFH - European expert

Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
OK, let's not have the whole piste colour argument, but...

Europe: Red
US: Blue/black

(i.e. the colour of the run between a blue and a black)
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marc gledhill, yep our kids are busy making pizza turns and chip traverses - funnily enough I always seem to end up with that for lunch as well!
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
OK, let's not have the whole piste colour argument, but...

Europe: Red
US: Blue/black

(i.e. the colour of the run between a blue and a black)


Just for you, Breckenridge has blue/black runs.
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richmond, thanks - most US resorts have "blue/black", where Euro resorts would use red.
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US - Baseball: game played by highly paid men with huge sponsorship deals
UK - Rounders: game played by adolescent girls in gym niks

US - Basketball: game played by highly paid men with huge sponsorship deals
UK - Netball: er, need I say more? wink

Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Beginner: chuff me, that blue run must be at least 45 degrees and like sheet ice
Intermediate: it was alright I suppose, it was funny when you fell over
expert: yawn
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
richmond, thanks - most US resorts have "blue/black", where Euro resorts would use red.


Oh, I thought blue/blacks were unique to Breckenridge (I don't think Mammoth or Aspen has them, and Canada doesn't seem to) and therefore of enormous interest. Never mind.
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Euro: Trees
US: Glades
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