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Are salopettes finished?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
She piste on the piste.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@jellylegs,

[Salopettes with braces suck. Why would anyone want a six hour wedgie?]

Austrian salopettes modified for their aprés ski dance scene solve this problem.
Plenty of ballroom.

I’ll get my coat.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@pam w, I’ve heard of at least one elderly male sailor who, sailing soon after a prostate op, simply disconnected his catheter bag and slid the tube down his salopette leg (importantly, outside his boot….). Apparently during a long race (possibly in rainy weather?) none of the crew noticed his occasional leaks in the cockpit.

Very Happy Very Happy
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importantly, outside his boot…

Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Bring back the 80's fashion of stretch racing pants I say Toofy Grin

I used to work at an indoor dry ski centre through that period and the boss (very old fashioned) wanted us to wear tight black racing pants that had fluorescent pink or yellow piping when teaching, (it improved visual definition of movement apparently). I refused, my adidas tracksuit bottoms worked just as well and much cooler in the summer.
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skitech wrote:
Bring back the 80's fashion of stretch racing pants I say Toofy Grin ...
Seriously, I think one would need to fix obesity before that's going to happen.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
There seems to be a move towards obligatory hood and very high collar. I am trying to buy a new jacket and I'm finding it difficult not to be Gnarly.....
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Mcpayner wrote:
too bright


Sorry, what?
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Klamm Franzer wrote:
I am trying to buy a new jacket and I'm finding it difficult not to be Gnarly.....

If the coat fits, wear it? Laughing
I'll get my, err, jacket.
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@JamesHJ,
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Actually, I also need to jury-rig something to hold the shoulder straps together too.

Did you come up with anything?
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philwig wrote:
skitech wrote:
Bring back the 80's fashion of stretch racing pants I say Toofy Grin ...
Seriously, I think one would need to fix obesity before that's going to happen.


A large midriff never deterred the average middle-aged Austrian male back in the day Laughing
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