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Frosty the Snowman, It's a good one Laughing Surprised that Team Beaumont is not posting on snowHead from the local jail Laughing
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Helen Beaumont wrote:
Had a reasonably pleasant meal (rabbit for hubby, dick for me),

Laughing Laughing
Only reasonably pleasant ...?
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rob@rar.org.uk,
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Only reasonably pleasant ...?
they are married don't you know Little Angel
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CEM wrote:
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Only reasonably pleasant ...?
they are married don't you know Little Angel

OK - perhaps we should ask Mr Helen Beaumont for his opinion of the meal?
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rob@rar.org.uk, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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OK - perhaps we should ask Mr Helen Beaumont for his opinion of the meal?

Just so long as he does not have his mouth full. It's rude to talk with your mouth full...apparently Little Angel
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The worst thing about a ski holiday is when hubby gets an attack of the grumps a day later
Talk about wanting your cake and eating it Toofy Grin
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Just so long as he does not have his mouth full.

interesting concept Embarassed
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interesting concept

Just the way your mind is working I think Laughing
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snowbunny, wellHelen Beaumont, started it, probably unintensionally but she definately started it Little Angel
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Do you think it could have been a typo?

Imagine what could have come out if she'd had the duck Shocked
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Imagine what could have come out if she'd had the duck

This just gets better and better Laughing Laughing
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Do you think it could have been a typo?



bit of a long shot really
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Imagine what could have come out if she'd had the duck Shocked

I'm sure the authorities at Geneva would have had something to say about that. Swiss standards need to be upheld, that kind of thing...
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I'm sure the authorities at Geneva would have had something to say about that. Swiss standards need to be upheld, that kind of thing...



with all this bird flu that could result in a jail term
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bit of a long shot really
What, from over by the toilets Very Happy

No no stop it
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stop right now, i can't stop laughing
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
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The worst thing about a ski holiday is when hubby gets an attack of the grumps a day later
Talk about wanting your cake and eating it Toofy Grin

It does sound like the perfect way to travel. Even his flight got off on time. Never happens to me at Geneva.
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Ohh night night folks, that has cheered me up Laughing Laughing
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NO KEEP GOING Laughing
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rob@rar.org.uk,
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Even his flight got off on time. Never happens to me at Geneva.

Clearly you should consult him for advice Laughing
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NO KEEP GOING

We're nearly there
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snowbunny wrote:
rob@rar.org.uk,
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Even his flight got off on time. Never happens to me at Geneva.

Clearly you should consult him for advice Laughing

No, I think that would be a bit rude. I make it my policy never to discuss a wife's menu choice with her husband. It's just a recipe for causing offense.
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rob@rar.org.uk,
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No, I think that would be a bit rude.

After Helen Beaumont enjoying dick in a Geneva airport restaurant too, maybe you could just ask for the recipe from MrB Little Angel
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...all those other annoying skiers taking up room on the slopes... i reckon we should have a mountain + resort for snowHeads only!
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crazy_skier_jules, can you imagine the carnage if this lot got together on a mountain Skullie Skullie Skullie
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CEM, yeah i thought about that, why not a mountain range or just suitable punishments for reprobate snowHead
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anyway... Helen Beaumont has not been backl to correct her typo so we can safely assume that it was not a slip of the finger so to speak Little Angel
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I can;t stop laughing now either !!! Glad I cheered up your nights guys.
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Helen Beaumont, what does Mr HB think about your typo
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CEM, I couldn't tell him for laughing so much
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Helen Beaumont, Hope he enjoyed it as much as we did Very Happy
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I've only just read it, My ribs are now hurting from laughing so much Laughing Laughing
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boredsurfin, that's right, all have a laugh on poor Helen. Embarassed Very Happy
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Helen Beaumont, awwhh! Little Angel
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Classic... Laughing Laughing Laughing

But I don't think I'll be going to that restuarant..!!
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Helen Beaumont wrote:
Had a reasonably pleasant meal (rabbit for hubby, dick for me),

Was snowbunny there too?
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Was snowbunny there too?

Must have been one of the relatives instead, we're quite alike you know Very Happy
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I imagine it was a quiet romantic meal, afterall it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

So what happened, were they in McDonalds and Mrs B asked Mr B "do you want to supersize that?".
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