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Catching up at work when you get back Sad
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Travelling home Sad
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boredsurfin, yep. the last four days have been hell. what idiotic projectc manager though it would be a good idea to schedule a software release the day I get back from two weeks in canada?

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but it's been in th eplan for a while, we told you ages ago


no, you told me four days before I went away, and in any case it's not been in the plan as long as my holiday...

we didn;t make the target date, funnily.
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Knowing that's it for another year. Sad
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Injury's Evil or Very Mad
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Your credit card bill Sad
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getting ready, getting all your gear on, getting your boots on in a boot room they have thoughtfully heated to 30 degrees c. picking up your skis/board , going to open the door to the sweet crisp cold air, then realising you have left your gloves in your room 5 floors up.
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CANV CANVINGTON, Laughing Laughing I been seriously lazy 1 morning and the Mrs had got herself and both kids ready and carried ALL the skis up some stairs from the boot room. I stumbled out late and barely ready. A large group of us had a 400 metrewalk to the lifts and as we set off the wife stormed off at the front still fuming at my laziness. I noticed that she had left her gloves and pocketed them. After 300 metres she stopped, threw her skis to the floor, turned on a sixpence and stormed past me swearing like a docker. Several in the group were in on it and we all fell about laughing. I let her get 30 metres past us before asking " did you forget these dear". I got no gratitude but she did beat me to a pulp as she passed by again.
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Geneva Airport
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Stting next to someone that suffers from chronic motion sickness.
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Being in a vehicle with someone that was on the lash prior to travelling and farts for the whole journey
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PG, Laughing Laughing
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boredsurfin, PG, I'm glad you two are enjoying yourself. Me, I must be having a thicky moment Puzzled
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waking up and finding it was only a dream
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Airports & planes, makes you feel sorry for animals being herded into pens Toofy Grin
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Having chronic constipation and grimacing like a wrestler to squeeze one out after a week of inertia.
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Frosty the Snowman, erm.... there isn't one? Wink
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Frosty the Snowman, erm.... there isn't one? Wink


rolling eyes punters obviously Very Happy
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That Sunday night feeling of knowing that's it until next weekend.
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That Sunday night feeling of knowing that's it until next weekend.


we still talking about skiing ? Very Happy
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Coming home.
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Running out of pain relief.

Or possibly watching someone skid over in front of you as you are about to make fresh tracks, and they steal your line.
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It has to be the travelling to/from Blighty, especially when you can remember the days when it was possible to see ski lifts from your house and get your skis wet in under 20 minutes Sad
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Airports & planes, makes you feel sorry for animals being herded into pens Toofy Grin

At least you're not going to be slaughtered. Shocked
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Unpacking when I get home, because it reminds me that I'm no longer there Sad
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where do I start...??
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where do I start...??


So, you're saying that chronic amnesia is the worst thing for you about going skiing?
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Wear The Fox Hat,

No, its all just such an effort these days..
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Catching up at work when you get back Sad


first day back after week in Whistle I walked into a few problems, which resulted in a meeting at 9.30 til 10, meeting from 10 to 10.55, then 11 till 14.15.brain hurt after than Sad
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Continental que jumpers Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Which continent? wink Laughing
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Never even trying it (skiing)! Confused
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I would have said Geneva last week, but I have actually changed my mind on Friday. We negotiated the Easyjet self check-in without a hitch (Can I just mention I checked in in French without any difficulty). Quick stroll around the shops, and went to the cafe to get a drink, but hubby noticed the restaurant in the corner, and we went in there for dinner instead. Had a reasonably pleasant meal (rabbit for hubby, dick for me), a galss or two of wine, and then through to catch the plane, which left on time. Car hire desk was equally good when we picked up and took car back. Nothing to complain about really. The worst thing about a ski holiday is when hubby gets an attack of the grumps a day later, cos we've come back to damp miserable weather.


EDIT - I had DUCK for dinner Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


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Helen Beaumont,

i would be checking what you ate for dinner Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Helen Beaumont,
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rabbit for hubby, dick for me), Shocked
Was it the rabbit, or are such public displays what floats the Beaumont boat Laughing
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EDIT: I am crying now. The funniest thing I have ever read on SnowHeads.
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Frosty the Snowman, do you think it was 'cock au vin' Laughing Laughing
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