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@CEM, if it was what the original IKEA colour palate included, I’m now struggling to work out the significance of the lime green highlights on the buckles.

(Despite having very non Tecnica feet I had that model, TNT Mk II, iirc, (priors were fluo yellow in homage to the competing LANGE?) , and the explosivs, and the two models subsequent - may have been a couple of gaps).
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@under a new name, this was the first of the Explosions the TNT the colour only lasted 1 season maybe 2, these were the ones which have been seen all over ski resorts since in bits

only interested in what the colour was based on or at least thought to look like Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Nuclear bomb mushroom?
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Crikey, if they're anything like the photos I found that's a very dusty pink orange colour.

An apricot?
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oh it is much more vulgar than that
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Not that in my opinion it does but, ladies bits?
I'm gone a get flamed for this.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Yes, I did wonder about that but was trying to keep it clean. I suspect there'll be plenty of answers now but I'm not sure what term I'd feel comfortable posting on a forum so I'll leave it to someone else to provide the answer.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@Thesixquidman, closer but no cigar
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Presumably mens bits then.
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@olderscot, nope

i will let this run for an hour or two more then put you all out your misery
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Last guess then I'm out of ideas. Something to do with warts of a certain area?

(Disgusting I know but it has to be extreme for the trade to gossip about it)
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@CEM, a freshly spanked botty?
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Aureole? Not sure I spelt that right...
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Areole.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
under a new name wrote:
@CEM, a freshly spanked botty?


I like that one much better than any of mine. It might also be the kind of thing an Italian designer could be happy to reveal.
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So many other factors come into as well, the design of the walk modes for one has a huge impact on the boot imo. The only non-race boot with a walk mode that ive come remotely close to believing the flex numbers on are my old Atomic Tracker 130's which were significantly stiffer than my Lange XT130's (both had the same last and similar walk modes) the plastic was the major factor of difference. The Trackers actually come close in terms of flex to my race boots (Solly 130's) with the second bolt out (so set at 120), which isn't bad.
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Bum hole? Maybe a cigar with that one. Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
ok ok game over

after the colour had been chosen and the boots produced it was commented on that it looked somewhat like an German Shepard's erection
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Someone was actually meant to guess that? Shocked

Laughing
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CEM wrote:
ok ok game over

after the colour had been chosen and the boots produced it was commented on that it looked somewhat like an German Shepard's erection

Damn....I was just about to say that. rolling eyes
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Thesixquidman wrote:
Someone was actually meant to guess that? Shocked

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It has been around and talked about for many years ( many years ago )
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Thesixquidman wrote:
Someone was actually meant to guess that? Shocked

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It's the bootfitter's standard colour reference clearly. Like areas are always compared to Football pitches or Wales and distances to double decker buses.
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@CEM, I don't think I can even imagine that.

Not these surely? Dog must be ill.

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@under a new name, @under a new name, before that one let me see if i can find a picture
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Or were you thinking these which weren't "Explosions" but may well have exploded, although mine lasted for a good few seasons...



And were more "fluo" than "canine" when new
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@under a new name, thats the one the TNT (well you knew what was going to happen in the end)
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Customer: "Can I have some German shepherd hard on coloured boots please?"
CEM: "Certainly sir. Unless I can interest you in some jack Russell bum hole ones instead."

Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@CEM, what, my mother deciding they'd been in the garage long enough and binning them? Yeah, quite predictable.

I had the orange ones as well. They might be in the shed in Italy still... Shocked
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