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There are two things wrong with Austrian skiing

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Layne wrote:

We always joke about the gaelic shrug, whenever you ask a less than straightforward question. Again though it has a certain charm and amusement.


Gaelic? Are we talking about Scotland now? Toofy Grin wink
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Good...

1, Magic local beer without hangover properties Happy

2, Cake for breakfast.


Bad...

1, Bed footboards - that I kick in the night!

2, erm, I'll get back to you on that one!
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Spinout, if you come anywhere near me with that jagermeister rubbish you'll walk away wearing it.
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Dr John, Musicwise it sounds like you need a few jagertees to deaden the senses, though it doesn't worry me-when in Rome and all that.
Next time you are in Austria head for the Hospiz Alm in St Christoph, lunch is unforgettable.


Surely you end up in a Hospiz through drinking too much Jaegertee?? Evil stuff Twisted Evil
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Frosty the Snowman, oh I do my friend, I do...

Then wake up the next morning in a horrible fog of self-hate for climbing on the table and swinging my t-shirt above my head.


I got thrown out of a place in Les Arcs for doing exactly that. Never tried it in Austria, but now I know you can get away with it....
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Germ Knodl, with sauce.
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Dr John wrote:
Apres more lively in Austria, but the dreadful music gets tired after about 10 minutes, and utterly unbearable after 20. Swings and roundabouts, innit.


I bet you hate La Folie Douce in Val as well. Everyone knows that most of the music is crap but it's all part of the fun!!

I hope you're old...



Oh, I want to know something about Austria, which I've never really worked out despite about 12 ski holidays there.

What are those boob-things you see people eating? Are they some sort of dessert?
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Piccadilly, Germ Knoedel (sp?) - supposed to be a pudding, but great for a main course too (especially on a storm day). Like a big sweet dumpling with jammy sort of centre, vanilla sauce/pretend custard on top, and then sprinkled with sugar and 'mohn' - which I think is like poppy seeds or something?
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What are those boob-things you see people eating? Are they some sort of dessert?


Germknödel. A sweet yeast dumpling with jam in the middle and served with vanilla sauce and fag ash! (icing sugar and ground poppy seeds) A lot lighter than it sounds. Sort of fresh bread consistency crossed with a dumpling. Very good.
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Piccadilly, They are a sweet dough/yeast mixture called a Germknödl and the fag ash on top is ground poppy seed. It is steamed like a suet pudding and in the middle is some kind of jam, usually plum. Served with vanilla sauce (custard to thee and me) it is delicious. The other way it is served is in masses of melted butter which is disgusting, I tried it once and regretted it for the next 24 hours! Embarassed
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Nothing much to dislike about about Austria - we like it so much we're having Wiener Schnitzel and a bottle of Gruner Veltliner!
The only negative is bollock naked blokes wandering around communal pool changing areas occasionally flossing their scrotums.
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WHat's the pink long drink - looks like Ribena - that you see people drinking?
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Ribena? Puzzled
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Aperol Spritzer??
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papasmurf, + 1 for that suggestion
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Could be, I guess. Perhaps with extra fizzy water for thirsty skiers?
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James the Last, No usually mixed with Proseco or Sekt, not soda water or anything non-alcoholic unless you actually request it that way (believe me it is not nice like that!)
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Schiwasser?
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Almdoodler, made with 'milk serum'is a strangely enjoyable drink...
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think you may be mixing Almdudler up with Rivella
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Almdoodler, made with 'milk serum'is a strangely enjoyable drink...


Almdudler is an 'alpine herb lemonade...'
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clarky999, e.g., Samerberg Sue, thank you for clearing up the boob mystery! Not sure whether to try one or not, might be a bit sweet and stodgy for me. My usual lunch is bread/sausage/mustard.

Is the pink Ribena stuff ski-water? An energy drink of sorts..
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Austrian twin beds are one of their great cultural exports. snowHead

Their previous one was 'continental quilts'. Before they came in in the late 1970s most British people had to sleep under sheets and heavy blankets Sad

Thank goodness for European culture leading us into the 21th Century.
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Piccadilly, Schiwasser is I think raspberry syrup and water
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yeah rasberry or strawberry..so it could be that if its non alcoholic

or elderberry but that isn't pink
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Piccadilly, Schiwasser is either tap water, still mineral water or fizzy poured on to Himbeer-, Erdbeer-, or Johannisbeereb-Sirop/cordial. That's raspberry, strawberry or blackcurrent syrup/cordial to you lot! Toofy Grin

I also like Spezi which is a bizarre mixture of cola and orange lemonade/Fanta. Sounds gross but the worst of each is cancelled out by the. Other and leaves a remarkably refreshing drink.
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So can I assume if I am there for a week that there should be something new, different and tasty to try each day? Very Happy
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Megamum, For sure if you are adventurous. Do not treat Germknödl as a dessert, it is a very big meal in itself. Same goes for a lot of desserts like Kaiserschmarrn; a souffle-like, chopped up pancake, liberally dusted with icing sugar mixed with raisins or sultanas sometimes and accompanied by Apfelmuß (sweet stewed apple) or a plum compote. Salzburgernockel is another delicious monster but needs to be ordered in advance and not all restaurants make it. The last one I ordered was shared between 3 of us and we did not manage to finish it all.
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Kaiserschmarn mit apfelmus yes
Curry wurst, no way, they give sausages a bad name and make curry look bad.
just for comedy value don't forget the germknodel (should always have a cherry on top) snowHead
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Curry wurst, no way, they give sausages a bad name and make curry look bad.


Totally agree robapplegate, those frankfurters repeat on you for days!

Can't beat a Strudel mit Vanilla Sauce Smile


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Do not treat Germknödl as a dessert


Too late, did that today. Madeye-Smiley
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geepee, It's a meal in itself isn't it! Laughing
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Gulashsuppe

Just wanted to say that.

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Samerberg Sue, Yes, I did have a very light main course to make room, although Andy managed a full main course and Germknödl twice this week. Shocked
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Chris Bish, Go ahead it's a good thing to say, keeps me going on the hill Very Happy
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Samerberg Sue, Mezzo Mix is far superior to spezi
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Piccadilly, Foley douch doesn't play techno umpah rubbish, not sure you've been there but the two scenes are utterly different. And age has nothing to do with it my friend, it's experience that counts, and that's something I'm not short of.
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papasmurf, It is the same stuff, different packaging!
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So, by the sounds of it, if I have a big meal ready for the evening then we can probably subsist on having a stodgy sweet something on the mountain for lunch?
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Megamum, Definitely. You will only want 1 kaiserschmarnn between 2 or maybe 3 between 4. It's far too much for 1. It's more expensive than germknodel. Do have gulashesuppe.
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