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Guvnor, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Prunes.
Figs.

And since someone mentioned Picolax...

http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

(it may be long, but do read it to the end)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Guvnor wrote:
roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana Shocked


And do make sure that 1) you peel the banana and 2) the banana is underripe. Overripe ones will be a tad squishy for accurate application.
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andy, OMG that is absolutely classic!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing I'm sitting at my desk, holding my stomach and crying. Haven't laughed that much in ages. Brilliant!!
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Schuss in Boots, this came up a while back...it is one of the funniest pieces of writting i have ever read
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Schuss in Boots, My experience with it wasn't 'quite' as amusing but if you've ever seen what dropping a 'Mento' into a bottle of cola and then turning it so it points down will do . . . you get the idea . . .

Frothy man, frothy Shocked
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my experience was catastrophic, and resulted in a broken toilet in the Neurological ward of the hospital. The details are too shocking for a public forum
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Schuss in Boots, I forgot to put the warning... don't read while drinking a mug of tea/coffee... and if you read it at work, be prepared for strange looks from coworkers Wink

CEM, yeah it comes up over and over. It's on here at least 2-3 times, probably because there's a few sH snowHead that are STWers (and vice versa). Glad the STW admins managed to resurrect the entire thread, despite 1 complete database loss, and 1 major hack attack that forced them to wipe forum and start over Shocked
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Finally after years of waiting and hoping a tread that is at my level...

Genius PJ....

If I ever get to a bash I'll say hello.. I shall be looking for a man with tighly pursed lips and an unusual waddling walk..

My advice is guiness drink plenty that'll clear you out...
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CEM, You're not wrong... just grateful I'm working at home today. Dread to think of the consequences of reading that in an office full of people... Shocked

Masque, Laughing Laughing Not sure I'll ever be able to look at Mentos in the same way again.... Madeye-Smiley

Edit: andy Great minds.... wink
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Lots of technical solutions here, but in my experience, nothing beats a good Rogan Josh. Toofy Grin
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Try licorice, that should do the trick.

the touble with this is Moobs and Impotence if you over do it.

Great thread. Pico Pico Pico LAX Pico LAX Pico LAX. Humming my way down the corridor now.
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Very Happy i've just read the picolax thread from beginning to end, crying with laughter and it's left me with tummy ache literally!
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You know it makes sense.
rob@rar wrote:
Ski something a bit steeper than you're used to.

Or follow a ski club rep for the day Toofy Grin
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Guvnor wrote:
roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana Shocked

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I was in a room with other people when I read that just a moment ago, I think they may now consider me slightly unhinged after the guffaw I let out!

vetski, I'm not even going there Shocked
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roga, In which case, I wouldn't recommend reading andy's link... wink
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Guvnor wrote:
roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana Shocked


Or... is that Astroglide I can smell?

(Thanks to Family Guy)
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
vetski wrote:
Guvnor wrote:
roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana Shocked


And do make sure that 1) you peel the banana and 2) the banana is underripe. Overripe ones will be a tad squishy for accurate application.


But half the fun is chasing the squishy bit round with your thumb rolling eyes
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Jesus H. Christ on a bike, I've just had the biggest shite EVER! And thanks for all the advice, everyone. Lot to experiment with there. Not so sure about the banana though Shocked

With all those different strategies at my disposal, I'm sure I'll be able to blacken the heads at will in the future. snowHead
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PJSki, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PJSki, Hope you dont use ryanair. If they bring in toilet charges you're broke.
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Scarpa wrote:
Guvnor wrote:
roga, just make sure you apply enough vaseline before applying the banana Shocked


Or... is that Astroglide I can smell?

That's not the skiing way. You need Zardoz for the fastest possible descent. Shocked
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andyph, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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andyph, Toko Fluorowax also useful (though I imagine it might sting), but impossible to get the fluorescent skid marks out of one's undies. Not a problem if one wears neon yellow thongs, of course.
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vetski wrote:
andyph, Toko Fluorowax also useful (though I imagine it might sting), but impossible to get the fluorescent skid marks out of one's undies. Not a problem if one wears neon yellow thongs, of course.

Precisement, mon brave. Go for liquid Teflon and there are no skid marks - non-stick, you see Very Happy
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vetski wrote:
andyph, Toko Fluorowax also useful (though I imagine it might sting), but impossible to get the fluorescent skid marks out of one's undies. Not a problem if one wears neon yellow thongs, of course.

The voice of experience is always welcomed here. Tell us, do you know of a way to stop body fluids from corroding chrome plate . . . like on studs, handcuffs, etc?
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Masque, Shocked Toofy Grin
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Masque, Swarfega. Can't beat it, just don't eat it - it ain't lime jelly Twisted Evil
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PJSki, was this question just a gratuitous reason for using the phrase "marmite motorway"? spoo
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Guvnor, Laughing Laughing Laughing

do you peel them first or not Shocked
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JasonW, Halfway through he does Laughing
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you're on hols, shite when ya get home


if you MUST, then hot coffee and possibly a fruit smoothy in the mornings, keep you as regular as a Kennedy funeral Toofy Grin
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Where's Linds with her Bristol Stool Chart when you need her Puzzled Toofy Grin
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Masque wrote:
The voice of experience is always welcomed here. Tell us, do you know of a way to stop body fluids from corroding chrome plate . . . like on studs, handcuffs, etc?


Yes. Use stainless steel, you cheapskate.
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genepi, just for you:
http://www.sthk.nhs.uk/library/documents/stoolchart.pdf
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andy, made my evening....feel the pain...


Nick L, top link.
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Well this topic sure keeps running.
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