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Unless you can ski a black run with confidence, you are a beginner!

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Frosty the Snowman wrote:

Epaule du Charvet in the afternoon - Total beginner Embarassed

Every turn an admission of fear. Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman, is there any beer involved between them? wink
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all in the mind, all in the mind. Good day, bottle up, good conditions, ok. Bad day, bottle back at apartment and the blues become cripples corners.
Isn't it all about having fun? Leave the pigeonholes at home.
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yes - next question...
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MarjMJ, Until VT this year I was frightened of the different coloured markers first blue ones, then red ones (didn't get as far as the next colour), Then common sense and confidence dawned and I now know beyond doubt that good snow can make red pistes easy and bad snow can make green pistes hard - piste markers? pah!!

Signed: The enlightened still slightly nervous intermediate Laughing
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Sharkymark, no, but one was freshly pisted and on fresh legs. The other wasn't.
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As I can ski a blue run, I understand that puts me in the category Snow + Rock call "Expert"
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Sharkymark, no, but one was freshly pisted and on fresh legs. The other was freshly pissed and on pissed legs.


Closer to the truth, FtS? Wink
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I prefer the snow to be white - the black bits make a mess of the bases of my skis.
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FastEddie, not good enough to ski and drink I'm afraid.
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Frosty the Snowman, I need to stop judging people by my own standards, don't i? Embarassed
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Arno, Is that Santons down into Val D'Isere?

Isn't it graded blue and always complete carnage with people falling over and stopping everywhere so you have to play 'dodge the beginner' by going up the sides?

Anyway, having raised head above said parapet, I'm off....


I've got to get up at stupid o'clock wink
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SkiBod, Hello stranger Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
SkiBod, I can still here the screams from "Kramer's Off-Piste Lesson" ringing in my ears... Twisted Evil
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'Even if you can ski the occasional 'Black Run' with confidence you may still be a beginner' .. I should know.
I hate the term 'intermediate' .. aka ' I can stand up on skis but may fall down but think Im better than others'

..Time for Bed ..
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What is confidence?

I'm scared all the time!!
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Does it matter.. ?? Laughing

Jeez, I must be bored and this site slow if I am responding to thread like this Shocked


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Fairly confident on the "black" down to Altenmarkt, but other than that, what Agenterre said Very Happy
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Frosty the Snowman, E d C in the afteroon in fog over twigs because someone took a wrong turning and thought they were on Santons, oh happy beginner days snowHead
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So if you can ski a black run and be confident that you will fall over does that make you an expert on the snow & rock scale? Wink
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PsychoBabble, We were in a lesson. 3 of us and the instructor says: "Do you want to do a boring blue, or the mother of all black mogul fields". I suspect my 2 friends misheard what the instructor asked rolling eyes In the end it was a massive learning experience for us all and helped so many aspects of our skiing.

Jerry, I suspect someone had been playing silly bugs with a marker pen on the piste map and signs wink .
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If you can ski stuff in canada that has "Experts only" on the sign at the top, does that make you an official bona fide expert then?

Can I wear bright red instructor-clone Spyder stuff now, then? wink I've been dreaming of this day for YEARS Laughing
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I'm confident I could ski a black with fear and trepidation, is that ok?
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arno - is that in courchevel -grand coliour (spelt really badly)
Which really shouldn't be classed as a piste. IMHO to be a piste it must see a piste basher at least once a season
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my pic isn't a piste - it was just a patch of snow which had been turned black/grey by rock dust (as was surprisingly nice to ski)
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Frosty the Snowman, I on the other hand was following Mrs Psycho, will I never learn?
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Hurray, I think in order to answer this question properly we need a full criteria of abilities on a scale . . . so for the sake of Pol Pot (anybody get that ?) and for some general look at the size of my wanger waving by those itching for the chance:

Beginner - first week
Low Intermediate - Blues some Reds
Intermediate - Blues/Reds some Blacks
Good Intermediate - Doesn't really look at piste colours, easy off-piste
Very good Intermediate - As above, moguls + any reasonable off-piste
Expert - Anything fluently including hard moguls, most conditions, exposure optional
True Expert - Anything fluently including hard mogul, any conditions, with exposure
Racer/pro-skier

Let's be honest, a lot of the time the snow condition mean it's just not that much fun skiing off-piste. When I see somone skiing hard off-piste fluently in tough conditions, that's great. When I see someone zip-line hard moguls, that's more impressive to me. I also don't think you necessarily need to execute absolutely 'perfect' technique to be a good skier, especially as the definition of 'perfect' is subjective anyway.

davidof, from the look of the snow and the trails that have evidently taken an edge, I'd guess the definition would be 'some slushy ice, probably late on in the season'.
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Arno, looks like a nice little wet snow avalanche up there.

Actually, without the cr*p conitions would this be a red? (I assume it is actually off-piste)
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boredsurfin,
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and the definition of age is when half way down a black you stop for a breather and both daughters are at the bottom looking up with that teenage 'Oh Dad' look


I find the opposite. My son's 24 year old legs can travel far longer on the cruising red runs. So when I want to get back to alpha male status I take him down more dificult terrain where I can speed down and he has to pick his way. Who says compassionate parenting is dead. Twisted Evil
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snowball, probably - that area gets quite warm
in terms of steepness, it's probably at the red end of blue. it is off piste
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Jerry, I suspect someone had been playing silly bugs with a marker pen on the piste map and signs wink .
It said black, so it was a black! I'm claiming it! Wink
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Arno, sounds about right. Depends on the resort, of course: it would be a red at Kitzbuhel.
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Nickski, not enough variation of line in your scale.
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Thanks comprex, that's a useful and valuable criticism. Do you think you could help by working that in to the scale ?
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surely it is ok to enjoy skiing without trying to earn the biggest balls coz u can ski a black, for all to enjoy??
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Alpaka Lodge, good point.
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Cymru am Byth wrote:
boredsurfin,
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and the definition of age is when half way down a black you stop for a breather and both daughters are at the bottom looking up with that teenage 'Oh Dad' look


I find the opposite. My son's 24 year old legs can travel far longer on the cruising red runs. So when I want to get back to alpha male status I take him down more dificult terrain where I can speed down and he has to pick his way. Who says compassionate parenting is dead. Twisted Evil


Hmm, my two have been on skis every year since they could walk and I have to admit.....they are almost as good as their Dad Laughing Sad
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Nickski, you mean something like this:


Beginner - first week. Line selected by others (instructors).
Low Intermediate - Blues some Reds, wide lines centered around fall line, not very goal-directed (intentional) turn shape control, timing irregular and not controlled.
Intermediate - Blues/Reds some Blacks, line choice is centered around fall line, turn shape & control governed by rhythm and line width.
Good Intermediate - Doesn't really look at piste colours, easy off-piste, line choice can vary away from fall line, turn shape governed and timing governed by line choice
Very good Intermediate - As above, moguls + any reasonable off-piste , line choice intentionally used to select turn shape and timing.
Expert - Anything fluently including hard moguls, most conditions, exposure optional, able to vary line, turn shape, timing, at will.
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comprex, I also think a good intermediate should be aware of the mountain - i.e. have awareness of those skiing around him/her and be able to vary their turn shape to keep himself and others safe.
Also, to read the mountain and slopes and ski accordingly.
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comprex, that's reasonable. I was trying to keep it ultra short and simple otherwise these discussions go off up their own fundament as everyone beats their own hobby horse and the next thing you know somebody wants to include Inner Leg Extension and the legendary glove and pole technique.
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