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10 Reasons Why Skiing in Scotland is Better than Skiing in France

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johnboy wrote:
Another plus point is the lack of French


spot on, however, at least the French can speak our language wink
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snowball wrote:


The steak one I would put in favour of France, personally.


Surely not - Scotland has brilliant Aberdeen Angus beef, and there are restaurants who will cook it as you wish - I prefer medium rare Madeye-Smiley
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I definatly perfer my local butchers meat to anything I've had in France. Very Happy However the skiing in France is better rolling eyes
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Alastair Pink,

The Aberdeen Angus thing is just a bit of clever marketing. The Dept of Ag Food Science division ran a blind taste test at Balmoral Show (Belfast) a few years ago.

They had Aberdeen Angus vs Holstein (A dairy breed, therefore not bred for beef).

The Holstein came out significantly better!!!
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LOL, worra laugh!

ro55mac, check out the mountain bike world championship photos on the Nevis website

uktrailmonster wrote:
Do they even get snow in Scotland anymore?

I seenk you may be extracting ze wee wee!
stoatsbrother wrote:
achilles, the alps are closer to me... 50 mins to the tunnel. 7 hours driving the other side to Chambery. And by plane it is a no-brainer.

The negative side being you have to live in Sussex the rest of the year NehNeh
Agenterre wrote:
johnboy, The Scots and Froggies think of themselves as kindred spirits .. something to do with some poof called Charles ... (oops incoming !!)

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

'tis true though, I always get a better reception from the French when they realise ('coz I tell 'em loudly) I'm a Scot rather than Eeeeengleesh Cool
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holidayloverxx, I looked into doing what you did to Bourg St Maurice, but to Scotland - but the sleeper gets to Fort William rather far into the morning (especially given that the nearest skiing is still about 4 or 5 miles away (or 24 to Glencoe) and I'm not sure how often buses go to the ski lifts (or even if they do).

The Aviemore one gets in much earlier though... honest Toofy Grin
Chris Craggs wrote:
http://uk.youtube.com/v/TlBHK4eo56k

this is 50% of my recollection of Scottish skiing

the other 50% is colder, windier and more miserable than Siberia

Puts hairs on yer chest!

As she said... if you can ski Scotland Cool


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Agenterre, the Auld Alliance predates the effeminate Italian/English/Polish pretender by over 400 years ! Back to the history books for you Twisted Evil
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achilles wrote:
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......28. Find me a garlic-eating surrender monkey at the top of a black run at Glencoe


WW1 death tolls - figures differ by reference- but roughly according to different references:
France & Empire: 1,327,000
Britain & Empire: 908,300

Source http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat1.htm

Given the hammering the 'surrender monkeys' received in WW1, I can see why some French were no too keen to keep fighting when in WWII - huge blow though that was for us.


Didn't more french fight for the germans in WW11 than the amount of french who fought for/with the British?
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79. Scotland is closer to the North Pole, so it gives you more of that 'Lapland experience'.
80. The mountains are more rounded, and the skiers are more rounded too.
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81. You can't get haggis in France.
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Helen Beaumont, and your point is ? Sounds like a good argument for France...
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Jumping Jack Flash, I don't know. Did they? I am unaware of that - guess you have a source for that information, and I would be interested to see it. Whatever, their 1st World War record suggests they were anything but 'garlic-eating surrender monkeys ' I do hope the English speaking French guide I will be skiing with this month does not read this thread. On the whole, I don't think SHs are racists.
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81. You can't get haggis in France.

Or stovies!

My one disappointment this last weekend in Scotland was that I didn't find stovies on the menu anywhere - YUM! Toofy Grin

Had some haggis with the excellent breakfast at Insch Lodge on Sunday though Very Happy
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achilles wrote:
... their 1st World War record suggests they were anything but 'garlic-eating surrender monkeys ' I do hope the English speaking French guide I will be skiing with this month does not read this thread.


I'm more concerned he might watch The Simpsons. They called the French "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" which is far worse.
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82. You can walk out of the cold into a proper old local pub (not just for tourists and seasonnaires with a mock Brit pub ambience), be greeted and chatted to by the locals in your own language, drink the locally brewed ale (if that's yer thang), sit down by the wood burner and *check out the ancient skis propped up behind it along with various other bits of old mountain kit*.
(FYI, the pub is in the Suie Hotel in Kincraig and is well worth a visit and the beer is Trade Winds brewed by the Cairngorm Brewery - absolute nectar, especially after a bracing day on the Scottish slopes!)
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87. And, of course, Aviemore has a Tesco. Find me a French supermarket that can sell me a Ski yoghurt after a day on the slopes.
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David Goldsmith wrote:
achilles wrote:
... their 1st World War record suggests they were anything but 'garlic-eating surrender monkeys ' I do hope the English speaking French guide I will be skiing with this month does not read this thread.


I'm more concerned he might watch The Simpsons. They called the French "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" which is far worse.


Homer Simpson is your role model or excuse? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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He's my role model. One of the great tree-hugging environmentalists:
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Best thing about skiing in Scotland rather than Chamonix is the lack of English !!!
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Alastair Pink wrote:
snowball wrote:


The steak one I would put in favour of France, personally.


Surely not - Scotland has brilliant Aberdeen Angus beef, and there are restaurants who will cook it as you wish - I prefer medium rare Madeye-Smiley


Yes, sorry, the meat is great (well, it can be) - I was thinking of how often I've had overcooked steaks in England.


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91. As has often been remarked, Scottish ski lift queues are more friendly and respectful than French lift queues. If you try anything clever on Cairngorm you get impaled on the nearest snow fence.
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achillesYes, I can't remember how the couple of steaks I've had in Scotland were cooked - so I was thinking sort of "British".

However - good scottish food: Cullen Skink and Cranachan. (And if you are in Fort William again go to the Crannog seafood restaurant right on the seafront (fish direct off the fishing-boats). Great food - I can recommend the langoustine. If I offer you a tot from my hip flask it will be Lagavulin.

I have never forgotten the self-organised lift queues at Aviemore - when the line got too long a second line was started parallel to it (and finally, I think, a third).
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Thank you! snowHead
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snowball, finally a third ! In the halcyon weekends of the 80s, the White Lady queue used to get to 10+ lines on a regular basis !
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Yes, it was best not to queue for 45 minutes and then fall off the t-bar halfway up, because you'd probably have to queue again!

In fact, legend has it that the lifty on the White Lady had an axe and was willing to chop up the skis of queue offenders.
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brian Wow, I thought it was busy with 3 Shocked (Yes, it was the White Lady)
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snowball wrote:
achillesI have never forgotten the self-organised lift queues at Aviemore - when the line got too long a second line was started parallel to it (and finally, I think, a third).

I vaguely recall them but noticed on Saturday at Nevis that the ski patrol were very active in marshalling people and keeping the queues moving, they were almost like traffic cops. I recall from the old days on Cairngorm that the ski patrol did similar things at times but I'm not sure they were quite as proactive.

What was marvellous, after getting used to somewhat more scrum like queues in France in recent years, was the good humour, friendliness and politeness of the queues in Scotland - it was actually quite relaxing and they moved very fast.

Having said that at Xmas in Espace Killy the rudest, most aggressive queue bargers all turned out to be Brits (English to be precise!) when I challenged 'em!
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C'mon guys, it's gone a bit quiet but there's got to be loads more reasons why Scotland's better, we only have 90 odd so far Laughing
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103. Scottish mountain names are more dramatic.

Buachaille Etive Mor
Not necessarily to be skied!
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roga wrote:
C'mon guys, it's gone a bit quiet but there's got to be loads more reasons why Scotland's better, we only have 90 odd so far Laughing




91. I like to go to Scotland to learn a foreign language.

92. It is novel to ski in a thirdworld country.
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Just can't understand why anyone would want to ski either France OR Scotland when they could go to Austria or Switzerland wink Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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There are no sausages in Switzerland!
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96b. Scottish sausages (not to be confused with re-shaped Haggis) are considered by some to be superior to Swiss, Austrian or French sausages. Nothing burns the calories like a vigorous slide over wild Scottish slopes, and nothing restores the calories like a hearty Scottish sausage or three.
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David Goldsmith wrote:
96b. Scottish sausages (not to be confused with re-shaped Haggis) are considered by some to be superior to Swiss, Austrian or French sausages. Nothing burns the calories like a vigorous slide over wild Scottish slopes, and nothing restores the calories like a hearty Scottish sausage or three.


Would that be square sausage (aka lorne) or links? Or if you are feeling generous, steak slice Smile
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Yes, square sausage. Get the geometry right and the flavour follows.
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Square slice is actually usually trapezoidal. Do I get extra pedantry points for that ? rolling eyes

We used to get a "roll and heart attack" from a wee takeaway when I was a student in the Weedge. Square slice, tattie scone and egg. Yum Very Happy
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104. We can also ski in France, if we fancy a rest. Laughing

105. Has it been mentioned that the average standard of skiing in Scotland is higher than France ?

106. Skiing in Scotland is a more joyous and friendly sport.
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roga, ah the Suie that was my not very local local when i was staying in Alvie. You don't drink beer there though, shorts are the way to go. I'll have a Highland Park, ach theres no much left in that one, just get another bottle, pours liberally into large tumbler "I cant be bothered with measures" snowHead
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Ski in France OR Scotland and yer photo's will get nicked by the Ski Club
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boredsurfin, Now now, the correct bashing thread is this one - spread the bashing and you'll dilute the impact.
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