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10 Reasons Why Skiing in Scotland is Better than Skiing in France

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Prompted by our trip last weekend photos here

1) You can pay in your own currency, get given change in theirs and not lose out on an exchange rate

2) You don't rack up "roaming charges" on your mobile phone

3) The locals don't mind trying to speak your language

4) You don't have to pay motorway tolls to use the fast roads

5) The sleeper train goes direct to your destination, you don't have to change in Paris

6) The hire cars are RHD

7) All the toilets are designed to flush

8 ) If you order a steak, you get it cooked

9) If the weather turns really bad, then there's always Braehead

10) If you can learn to ski Scotland well, then you can ski anything

Sits back and waits for the fish!
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Wouldn't disagree

11) You can take the day off work drive there, ski all day 'till the lifts close, and be back in time for 2hrs of work that have to be done before the weekend Smile
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fair enough. but i disagree on the steak, oh and you may pay the same currency but you have to spend a lot of it! it wouldnt be hard to make a ten worst things list but the main problem is that they are not allowed to put in a couple of chairs here and there, they cant support any summer activities and so if the snow gets poorer more Scottish resorts will unfortunately have to close. id like to see them support the summer sport more as well but this does require chairs! bit off topic and there may be another place to suggest this but when will they allow some new chairs so that DH biking can run in the summer it would obv be a huge success.
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12 ) You can get a decent Curry after a days Skiing in Scotland wink
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ro55mac, both Glencoe and Nevis have summer biking. Glencoe chair carries bikes and the nevis gondola does too.
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Topsmoke wrote:
12 ) You can get a decent Curry after a days Skiing in Scotland wink


I had the worst post curry incident in Scotland, had a curry in Fort William, spent the next day doing laps of Braveheart, not feeling too clever, then had to drive back to Leeds, alternating driving with being ill Sad
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13) Your less likely to meet a ski club of Great Britain member in Scotland wink
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Elizabeth B, you need to add the words "for UK residents" to your thread title Wink Laughing
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14) If you have a love of ancient history you can study the T-bars.

15) People form queues
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Elizabeth B,
1) You can pay in your own currency, get given change in theirs and not lose out on an exchange rate
I live in France so don't have this problem.

2) You don't rack up "roaming charges" on your mobile phone
I live in France so don't have this problem.

3) The locals don't mind trying to speak your language
I live in France and speak French, so don't have this problem.

4) You don't have to pay motorway tolls to use the fast roads
I have a way around this, so don't have this problem.

5) The sleeper train goes direct to your destination, you don't have to change in Paris
I would only have this problem if i say, wanted to ski in Scotland.

6) The hire cars are RHD
That's a pain in the back bottom as the tolls are on the Left here in France.

7) All the toilets are designed to flush
I've seen 'Trainspotting' that was set in Scotland.

8 ) If you order a steak, you get it cooked
You just need to know where to go and eat and not stumble around like a lost sheep.

9) If the weather turns really bad, then there's always Braehead
If the weather turns bad, we drive to Spain/Italy.

10) If you can learn to ski Scotland well, then you can ski anything
If you can learn to ski in Chamonix.................. Cool
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Elizabeth B wrote:
4) You don't have to pay motorway tolls to use the fast roads


Apart from the M6 toll, of course....
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Not a day trip for civilized people, more like 3 days.

The runs will only entertain you for half a day then you get bored.
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Dave Horsley,
11) You can take the day off work drive there, ski all day 'till the lifts close, and be back in time for 2hrs of work that have to be done before the weekend
I can walk out of my door, walk 20 yards and get on the Lift for the Aiguille du Midi. Toofy Grin

Topsmoke,
12 ) You can get a decent Curry after a days Skiing in Scotland
Or you can learn to cook one yourself and have you days ski buddies around.

13) Your less likely to meet a ski club of Great Britain member in Scotland
What are they?


The_Hirsty,
14) If you have a love of ancient history you can study the T-bars.
We study the Parisien's Ski gear

15) People form queues
Tourists form queues, locals talk to their liftie buddies.
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You know it makes sense.
SMALLZOOKEEPER, Excellent Laughing Laughing


Last edited by You know it makes sense. on Mon 14-01-08 14:58; edited 1 time in total
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
France is rather closer however....
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, LMAO Laughing
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stoatsbrother, for sure, ergo my day trip to Les Arcs on Saturday Cool
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Elizabeth B,
7) All the toilets are designed to flush
I've seen 'Trainspotting' that was set in Scotland.
Cool
Laughing Laughing Laughing Going green
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, so, to sum up: if like you you live in France, no problemo. Otherwise Elizabeth_B has nailed it on the head. Given the present snow, anyway.
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Elizabeth B wrote:
Sits back and waits for the fish!


Better than I thought Laughing
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stoatsbrother wrote:
France is rather closer however....


Not the Alps, though
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20. Death cookies in Scotland are more oaty

21. The snow makes whisky, rather than Evian

22. The choice of whiskies is superior

23. The skiing is for grown men, rather than poseurs
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24. The boot fitters are less cocky with an answer to everything in Scotland Wink
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25. Scottish whiteouts, blizzards and hurricanes are far more convincing and impressive than the pathetic 'storms' one experiences on French mountains.

26. When did you last hear bagpipes in a French ski area?

28. Find me a garlic-eating surrender monkey at the top of a black run at Glencoe
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David Goldsmith wrote:

28. Find me a garlic-eating surrender monkey at the top of a black run at Glencoe



Ahhhhhhhhhh "The Mighty" Now thats a real Mans Mountain
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David Goldsmith wrote:
......28. Find me a garlic-eating surrender monkey at the top of a black run at Glencoe


WW1 death tolls - figures differ by reference- but roughly according to different references:
France & Empire: 1,327,000
Britain & Empire: 908,300

Source http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat1.htm

Given the hammering the 'surrender monkeys' received in WW1, I can see why some French were no too keen to keep fighting when in WWII - huge blow though that was for us.
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So is it worth it??????
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49. Salopettes = @rse cushions. Kilts = skiwear.
50. Porridge and kippers = breakfast. Croissants = fast.

There we are. 50 reasons why Scottish skiing is hardcore.
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Roy Hockley wrote:
So is it worth it??????

If, by the word "it" you mean "the suffering", yes!
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Elizabeth B, Sucker, i didn't read it but did spot it. rolling eyes Laughing
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If I lived in Scotland I would be a regular skier. However the price of the ferry is very limiting. Usually £200.00 return. My mate got a deal for £130.00 for this week, which is unusual. Low cost flights are a possibility, but times are crap and there would be too much faffing around.
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Elizabeth B, You really have lost the plot ... I 'live' an hour away from decent snow by Jock standards ... and still relocate .

Then again nice to be thought of as 'well-hard' wink
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Another plus point is the lack of French
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51. Ardbeg.. Genepi Puzzled Genepi... Ardbeg!
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johnboy wrote:
Another plus point is the lack of French

There are some French people left in ChamoniX Laughing
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achilles, the alps are closer to me... 50 mins to the tunnel. 7 hours driving the other side to Chambery. And by plane it is a no-brainer.
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Do they even get snow in Scotland anymore?
If flushing toilets and RHD cars are in the top 10 list of reasons to ski in Scotland, it's not looking too good!
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johnboy, The Scots and Froggies think of themselves as kindred spirits .. something to do with some poof called Charles ... (oops incoming !!)
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holidayloverxx, I looked into doing what you did to Bourg St Maurice, but to Scotland - but the sleeper gets to Fort William rather far into the morning (especially given that the nearest skiing is still about 4 or 5 miles away (or 24 to Glencoe) and I'm not sure how often buses go to the ski lifts (or even if they do).

The steak one I would put in favour of France, personally.
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http://uk.youtube.com/v/TlBHK4eo56k

this is 50% of my recollection of Scottish skiing

the other 50% is colder, windier and more miserable than Siberia

unless you're nursing the wounds in the bar at Dalmunzie, beyond all pain

(and a special mention to the unspeakable cafeteria at the bottom of Glenshee in the seventies - I've had a physcial aversion to tomato soup ever since)
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