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brian, What? Even me? Shocked Oh goody snowHead
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Chaps - you are taking seiously the posts of someone with the sense of self-deprecation and irony to call himself HeluvaSkier whose comments were posts on a forum which seems to me to be devoted to the deification of one man and his approach to sking?

Lets move on.

My experience of US and Canadian teachers is almost unversally positive. I think the North Americans are often, but not always better skiers than UK skiers. I think their ski schools are often better organised and better at meeting pupils expectations than traditional European ones.

However - looking at the news today - listening to the rest of the world's views is not necessary an attribute generally found in the USA Twisted Evil
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ickabodblue, especially you Little Angel

stoatsbrother, HeluvaSkierButDoesn'tDoHumility may come across a bit moody but it's probably just his time of the month (think about it). wink

Frosty the Snowman to be a ski nation again implies you've been one in the first place. wink Never mind, you've had one more ski jumper in olympic competition than we've ever had. Laughing
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stoatsbrother, listening to the views of the majority of their own population would be a start. Twisted Evil

All I've found myself wondering about this chap is - which Skier does He Luv? Little Angel
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stoatsbrother, Yo da man!!
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Frosty the Snowman, Thanks - can I invite you to be a disciple on my new forum unrealskiers.com ?


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stoatsbrother wrote:
can I invite you to be a disciple on my new form unrealskiers.com ?

Where do I sign up?

Thanks for putting my sense-of-humour failure last night into context Smile
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I'm going to put a stop to this argument and make my own video which I guarantee will include the worst demos ever !
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krunchie63, What, worse than the WTFH one Shocked
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krunchie63, What, worse than the WTFH one Shocked
...I am confused again...which video is that ? I will do my best to make one that is even more laughable. Laughing
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krunchie63, this one

Two vids at the start, and another near the end, where I'm in new boots. It's worth reading through for all the input from the instructors, and the positive comments. Laughing
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Wear The Fox Hat, but even I can notice the huge improvement from 1 to 2
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krunchie63, What, worse than the WTFH one Shocked
....Aha...I see what you mean...mmm..it will be a challenge but I might just be able to find the right candidate to stand in for me....alternatively if anyone can get video of any BASI instructor training (grade 3 as it was)....they are always good for a grin...mine was, everyone's is...evn my grade 2 has plenty of funny moments....especially the sunglare that reflected of my shaven bald head in one demo that virtually blinded the camera...consequently it distracted the examiner and I sneaked through !!! Anyway, I want to stand up for recreational british skiers...even though I am not entirely british....I think the standard of skiers who come on holiday for a week or 2 a year is very high compared with holiday makers from the rest of europe (apart from those who are able to ski at the weekends of course)...in my experience (I work independently now but have worked for the ESF and Arlberg skischool) the majority of ski schools customers are british...I like teaching british skiers...they understand my jokes and believe me when I tell them that I fell over deliberately as part of my demonstration that skiing is all about balance and recovery and havin' a larrfff.
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Disappointed its all died down I was going to suggest that the only way to resolve it would be a ski off encompassing all aspects of skiing.

Snowheads could vote for our team to take on the Realskiers at various disciplines including skiing, arsing around, taking the wee wee and jagermeister. We could even raise funds from an appeal to our respective cult members wink

So if they employed the Harb we could maybe counter with one of our bash veterans wink
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fatbob wrote:
So if they employed the Harb we could maybe counter with one of our bash veterans wink

Charlatanefc v. the Harb? Excellent!
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fatbob, Can I be in the jagermeister team ? Cool
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fatbob, 24 hours of Jagermeister team, I'm in for the training sessions at least.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I'd like to volunteer for the Jager team too.

...and can we have a spelling contest?
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While we're spelling is Hexengeist correct, and if so, that would be an even better team.
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Wow. Some people are so desperate to demonstrate their technical perfection (on the internet, hah! rolling eyes) that they make learning to ski seem like some sort of punishment... glad I'm a boarder, so I just have to be 'sick' all the time. Sounds unpleasant but that's what the pros are always recommending wink Anyway, rumour has it that some people get on the slopes for the pure fun of it - 24 days til I'm one of them again! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Shallimus, yep - but if you guys roll a spliff wrong or sit at the edge of the piste instead of the middle you totally lose credibility....

Fun starts in 4 days for me! woooootooooooooo.
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Folks....please take a Chill pIll and remember Rule 1 in Ski Instruction:

No-one disses The Harbinacious one or his disciples.
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Shallimus, The thread was absolutely BOUND to cause trouble on here and it duly did. Luckily most people eventually realised that some of the remarks emanating from non-British skiers were too crass to be bothered with, and moved on. I learned something, though: Britain and Denmark are probably not the greatest skiing nations on earth and this just might have something to do with the paucity of mountains in both places. Duh. Why didn't I think of that?
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I'm sure that Harald would be amused to hear that you people consider me to be one of his disciples...

I do find it amusing that you only discredit information based on where it is coming from - regardless of the validity of the information that is being presented. Does everyone here get such a warm welcome to your club?

Quick - get back into your circle and go at it.
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Sorry, but I can't take anyone who's insecure enough to have to stroke his own ego by giving himself a name like that seriously. What a dick.
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Kramer,

You're a moderator of this circus? Poor. Very poor. You guys are pathetic. Ever wonder why you are all terrible skiers? This thread is a pretty good example. Now in true form, get back into your circle and start stroking each other.
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HeluvaSkier,
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you are all terrible skiers
Where is your evidence for that? That's the sort of comment I meant when I last posted. It's silly, and it would be silly wherever you came from. I am not a chauvinist, I merely used the expression 'non-British' as shorthand for 'some of those who have posted anti-British skier remarks.' But perhaps you expect everyone on here to be a professional skier? That too would be a silly expectation. There are in fact quite a few snowHeads who are not terrible skiers, many of whom pursue other demanding professions as their 'day' jobs - including Kramer.
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ESOB Video - seen it? There isn't a good turn on the whole thing in either run - not one. IMO, it is pretty poor when a moderator of your site is personally attacking a moderator of another site that is SUPPOSED to have good relations with this one. I have been a member here for a long time (reading) and began posting when my former coach was posting over here. This thread and how I was treated as a result of a screen name that I have been using for years on multiple sites is pretty uncalled for an reflects poorly on everyone here. Like I said, if this is how you treat all new comers I feel pretty bad for them.

So now that I have said my part, call your troops on me to attack, harass, and do whatever you do best over here (certainly isn't learning anything).

Later

Greg
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HeluvaSkier wrote:
Like I said, if this is how you treat all new comers I feel pretty bad for them.

Not many newcomers visit the site to rubbish the skiing of a large number of posters here, or to damn an entire nation of recreational skiers. In fact I think you are probably the only one to have done that rolling eyes

But thank you for confirming my earlier comments which I had begun to think were a little bit harsh. I can now rest more easily at night.

To$$er.
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HeluvaSkier, we may indeed all be terrible skiers - you will never know - but we have fun doing it and know our limitations.

You - on the other hand - do not seem to be aware what a pompous twit you are - are you enjoying being one? How's that working for you? Toofy Grin
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HeluvaSkier wrote:
Now in true form, get back into your circle and start stroking each other.


I've read his favourite forum from time to time and I suspect that heluvaskier will completely miss the irony in his insult Laughing
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rob@rar, stoatsbrother, Hurtle, Kramer, and the rest of you:

People....Rule 1....remember Rule 1.

Little Angel
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rob@rar, Laughing perhaps we should form a circle and shoot the locals.

HeluvaSkier, The EoSB introduced lots of folks to the joys and benefits of good instruction. It also introduced us to a very nice countryman of yours, a credit to your nation - Steve Hultquist. I would never diss your little get togethers and feel no need to defend our little get togethers either as the success and the enthusiasm for them speaks volumes. I have seen the ESA videos for the recent 2 seasons and am amazed that there is only video of expert/ very pro skiers. Were there no other category of skiers present? At snowheads every standard of skier has of equal value.

I would love to ski your side of the pond, but am worried about what type of a reception I would get for not having a good turn in me. At least I am assured of a warm welcome in the cheese eating surrender monkey resort of La Rosiere

Keep the faith brother.
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Arent the americans the best at everything ?

The World Series - they win that EVERY year.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

HeluvaSkier, welcome to snowHeads
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Shallimus, yep - but if you guys roll a spliff wrong or sit at the edge of the piste instead of the middle you totally lose credibility....

stoatsbrother, oh, the shame of being caught by a fellow sick shredding dude committing either of these totally wack snow pas! wink

Back on topic: as I said earlier in this thread: like many other people here I go to the mountain to have fun. I ride around with people who are technically far more gifted than me, but I've never met anyone quite like HeLuvASkier on the mountain. Rather than sharing useful insight, he seems bent on using the power of the internet to make a fool of himself from thousands of miles away. Ah, the marvels of modern technology. What an age we live in!

HeluvaSkier, don't suppose you'd care to post a link to a video of yourself skiiing so that the Danish skiers with poor technique who infest this board can reap the benefits? Of course, you'll just look like another skier to me. You won't want my advice, but I'll give you my "2 steps to success" plan anyway:
1. Get a snowboard wink
2. See 1
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Shallimus, excellent steps to success plan. Laughing
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Shallimus, Dude... Respect Cool
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Shallimus, I dont care if you board or ski, are good or bad, black or white, Swedish or Danish....... as long as you have fun and respect the safety of others wink
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I have fun at the EoSB. I ski ok for a brit. When I go to Canada it becomes fairly obvious to me that my skills are mediocre at best. I can live with that. Fortunately I have an interesting and rewarding life outside skiing to see me through the dark days of self doubt when I realise that my stance shows some A framing of my lower legs.

Regards

Helluvadoc wink Laughing
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HeluvaSkier, Remember, it's not all perfect over there either. We're just a bunch of keen skiers having a natter. We don't pretend to represent good skiing and we don't presume to represent the local standard. There are 8000 members here. Why so harshly criticise a video of a small group of friends skiing together?
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