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Do you get constipation when on a skiing trip?

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cathy wrote:
And Austrian toilets, whilst we're on the subject - what are they all about?? A nice little shelf where it can all drop onto for you to examine after at your leisure? Shocked


I understand that their popularity stems from an epidemic of some ghastly gastric disorder in southern Germany a hundred, two hundred, whatever years ago. The populace wished to be able to see if they were - ahem - passing blood, hence the little shelf. I'm all in favour; it's good to be able to admire one's creation.
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Kramer, fondue royale? Wink
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it's good to be able to admire one's creation.
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Charlatanefc, ask Sharkymark!
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this seems a very popular thread, could it be Snowheads have a fondness for talking ****? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Eeyore, guilty as charged m'lady Wink
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I used to have that problem, but it soon passed.
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Wear The Fox Hat, Laughing
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Wear The Fox Hat, wink Welcome Very Happy snowHead
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Wear The Fox Hat, wink Welcome Very Happy snowHead


Thanks.

Now, can someone give me a summary of what I've missed - I mean, I'm sure nothing much has happened in a couple of months...
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I used to have that problem, but it soon passed.



...unlike the constipated mathematician...


he worked it out with a pencil.
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Now, can someone give me a summary of what I've missed

Errr no Very Happy Whats done is done. "Suggestions and Requests" are could be a start point though
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Wahey, a wanderer returns, where have you been all this time? Let me guess, you were washing your hair.
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FenlandSkier, no, I was finding it. Once I found it, the washing only took a second or two.
I was in Geneve, Chamonix, Annecy, and a few other places...
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Wear The Fox Hat, Hi sunshine, just to bring you up to speed, I've been voted MMMM (Most Mellow Mature Member) for several weeks running wink
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Masque, congratulations. I was winning various awards elsewhere.

I believe a drink should be on the cards soon. What say you?
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Wear The Fox Hat, You've missed one a couple of weeks ago!
Are you back here now or in The Alsace at the mo?
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boredsurfin, UK this weekend, but not the next.
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Wear The Fox Hat, I think the next lunchtime drink is probably coming together in August are you here or there then?
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boredsurfin, not in UK through the week until probably May 2008.
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How about one in Calais? A day ticket for us peeps a bit of cheese shopping and a froggy beer.
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Masque, I don't want to go there! It's full of rosbeef, and the guys that shop there buy the over-priced low quality tat that the rest of France won't touch. (well apart from chalet owners)

I live in the capital of French beer. The cheese round Alsace isn't half bad either.
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Wear The Fox Hat, Well bring a crate of it and we'll have a picnic on Dunkerque beach. (what's this to do with constipation? . . . well I have some drain tales of my own wink to tell over a leisurely lunch )
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And Austrian toilets, whilst we're on the subject - what are they all about?? A nice little shelf where it can all drop onto for you to examine after at your leisure?


Ah, the inspection tray, every time I have been to Austria/Germany they have provided many an hour of conversation.
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hels_t, they have them in Holland too.
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Helen Beaumont, definitely in all the nations where they like talking bodily functions. Gtreat for checking your stools and all that but I think you get a bit more of an aroma as its not underwater!
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cathy wrote:
And Austrian toilets, whilst we're on the subject - what are they all about?? A nice little shelf where it can all drop onto for you to examine after at your leisure? Shocked
Yes, I have noticed that too, and then more often than not the water pressure when you flush isn't powerful enough to clear the shelf, so just as you are about to leave the room you notice that your doings are still there smiling sweetly staring up at you rolling eyes


Technique is king, beginners should start with a gentle body movement that leaves the aforementioned jobbie across the shelf, that way it gets a full broadside so gets washed away. Advanced jobbers can move onto more technical shapes like circles and spirals.
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the austrian toilet is also perfectly designed for the 'tour booby trap' .. its bad enough getting ambushed by one when its submerged..
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...unlike the constipated mathematician...


he worked it out with a pencil.

Wear The Fox Hat, nice to hear from you again...
I thought that the constipated mathematician worked it out in logs.
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I do not have problem up the mountains it is out at sea that is my big problem, last year Cowes to Plymouth via the Fastnet nothing! and a few years ago all the way to Cadiz from the UK again nothing! Next years Fastnet plenty of dried Prunes and apricots!!
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Wear The Fox Hat, nice to hear from you again...
I thought that the constipated mathematician worked it out in logs.



Shocked

If you've read "One big damn puzzler", it has some interesting comments on that...


Oh, and thanks. Good to be back, I think.
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Wear The Fox Hat, no I haven't read it. Is it like one of those books of word searches etc. that I see people doing in my waiting room? wink
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Nick L, haha, no. It's about an island race where one man is trying to translate Hamlet into their local tongue, and "one big damn puzzler" is the best he comes up with for "that is the question"...
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What a topic. snowHead have graduated to the depths of medical revue humour.

Now you mention it similar probs on a mountainbiking holiday. Nothing like a pint of cloudy barrel end beer to sort the problem out....
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What a topic. snowHead have graduated to the depths of medical revue humour.


Yeah, we're slowly climbing the quality stakes.
Next week we're discussing jumping and bladder control (and kegels will get a mention)
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And Austrian toilets, whilst we're on the subject - what are they all about?? A nice little shelf where it can all drop onto for you to examine after at your leisure?




Part of the technique is to ensure that you lay down a paper sledge before laying the offending jobbie. This allows everything to slide gracefully edge never to be heard from again.
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Anyone else visited the Kykko monastery on Cyprus? I believe it may have been updated but when I visited several years ago, the loos were of the 'hole-in-the-ground' type but were suspensed over a vertical drop of several hundred feet Shocked That was enough to make the strongest of legs wobble.
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Red Leon, Is that the one that was in the Johnny English film?
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boredsurfin, Don't know - sorry. I'll have a google....
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boredsurfin, I can only find references to film locations in England & Monaco so I doubt any of it was filmed at Kykko
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