 Poster: A snowHead
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mick newby, not bad for one-handed typing.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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johnnyrotten,
He was using both hands according to the picture! obviously enjoying it by the look of the smile. It is amazing what one can do with Photoshop!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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johnnyrotten, My other hand was busy
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Whether skiing is better than sex is debatable. Although there can be many comparisions:-
Permission to ski the piste must be received from the owner of the piste.
To be most effective the equipment should have a firm flex. Owners of the piste are entitled to check firmness of flex before allowing access to piste.
Some piste owners reserve the right to restrict length of (ski) equipment to avoid damage to piste.
It is considered bad etiquette to begin descent immediately upon arrival.
Experinced users of the piste normally warm up while taking time to admire the full piste facilities, paying special attention to well formed mounds and contours.
Skiers should not mention other pistes that they have skied, are currently skiing or intending to ski. Piste owners have be known to ruin a skiers equipment for this reason.
Skiers are encouraged to use protective equipment when entering an unfamilier region.
Skiers should not assume that the piste is skiable at all times.
Skiers can be embarrassed if they find the piste temporarily under repair and are advised to use extreme tact in this situation. More advanced skiers will find alternative areas in these circunstances.
When using a piste for the first time skiers should ensure that the descent has been properly scheduled. Previous skiers can become irate if someone else is skiing what they considered to be a private piste.
Skiers are strongly advised to gain the piste owners permission before attempting to ski the back country.
Slow skiing is generally encouraged, but skiers should be prepared to speed up if the owner requests.
Time permitting, it is considered admirable to ski the piste several times in one outing.
I'm sure that there are many other comparisions. But for me the jurys still out on whether sex is better than skiing.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Ken Lingwood,
Excellent piste of information.
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Ken Lingwood, where do you do your skiing? If I had to observe all these protocols, be it before sex or before skiing, I think I would just opt to be a couch potato, have cup of hot cocoa, and read a book instead! More fun I think.
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In the spirit of my previous post Mike Lawrie, it would be ungentlemenly of me to divulge such information, as to do so may prevent return visits to previously skied areas.
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I'm affraid for me it has to be skiing as at I've had two ski holidays this year with another coming up.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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a more difficult question to ponder - if you HAD to give one up, sex or skiing, which would it be?
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beanie1, would life as a Catholic priest in St.Anton really be all that bad? Would life as monk in St.Moritz be bearable? Think easy life. Think people treating you as a figure of respect. Think going out and looking after the flock out in the wilds of your parish, which just happens to be only reachable with a pair of planks on your feet. I don't know, I really don't.
Depends on what you mean by give up sex. If we take the interpretation of celibacy that Catholic priests seem to take then I guess it would boil down to having a life of skiing plus not getting found out about the darker side of your being. I could handle it. Maybe. Maybe not for long!
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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I hope skinig is better than sex as I've just booked a twin room with a male mate of mine. 
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Mike Lawrie,
I'm a Methodist Minister. That way I can have sex AND ski (but not simultaneously) BRILL!!!!!!!
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Did you hear about the Catholic Priest and the Rabbi who travelled on the same train every day. They discussed their religions' prohibitions and decided by way of experiment to swop for one weekend. Next Monday, the Rabbi winked at the Priest and said.....
"It's better than pork, isn't it Father ?"
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You know it makes sense.
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kuwait_ian, did he go skiing then?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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AHH... Bacon Buttie followed by Skiing, now your talking........................
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Poster: A snowHead
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If, during a ski holiday you have sex above 1640 metres you qualify for the 'mile high club'!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well you go up and down up and down , when you have had enough there you go up down somwhere else ,as for sex up down up down , very simular i guess , end result tired out.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Does this mean I need to wear protection going sking now?
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| johnnyrotten wrote: |
| David Goldsmith wrote: |
| Since skiing is a noted aphrodisiac, are these two bodily actions actually in competition? |
Maybe it's the combination of altitude, fresh air and being mildly hungover....but I always feel as horny as a goat on ski trips  |
Yes, I always find myself pretty stiff after a day's skiing.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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David Murdoch, in this day and age I guess you do, unless you stick to skiing fresh tracks
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Question is...........................You always remember your best powder day, but do you remember your best orgasm??? 
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I always maintain old 007 always had this kinda thing cracked. Spend the day caning the backcountry wasting ouzi toting baddies by outskiing them and making them run into trees, off cliffs, or into snow removal machines. Have luscious lady waiting in a sports car in the village to pick you up and take you to a warm barn and insisting that you make love to her whilst she says.........."Oh James"............. get up the next day......no complications and check the diary for who to bump off next in the name off saving the world.
What a player.
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Philip Prior.Yes. But what was more important to him? The skiing, the babes in barns, or wasting bad guys with uzis? It isn't clear at all!
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