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Is skiing better than sex?

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Just spent a day in the powder up on the Zugspitze. It was so good that I have to conclude that skiing can indeed be better than sex. I mean, given the choice of spending a day up to your knees in it and laying down track after track in the untouched, or having a quickie on the kitchen table, what would you choose? Point proven I think...
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In certain circumstances really really good skiing may possibly be better than really really bad sex, but in general for me it just runs it a close second. It's certainly the most fun that you can have with your clothes on.
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Ohh dificult one I think, given that I currently have no girlfriend however I can safely say yes without fear of suffering from any loss wink

Of course had my seeking skiing companion thread turned out differently, I might have had a different opinion Laughing
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I would agree with you just after sex but funnily enough just before sex, skiing isn't even close!
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having a quickie on the kitchen table

As my other half has just spent tooooo much on an oak kitchen table I don't rate my chances too highly Crying or Very sad Anyway,when I ski at least my knees moan wink
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not being one of the fastest skiers in the world, I do find it lasts longer....
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Good sex definitely better (I'm not that good a skiier)
Bad sex...hmmm...close run thing
Solution? do both Cool but not at the same time
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Well put it this way, I took my boyfriend to Lake Louise 4 years ago. I ditched the boyfriend but I still go to Louise every year (except this year *sob* *wail* etc.)
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At least with skiing my abilities are increasing as I get older.

Come to think of it, so are the frequency and the duration Sad snowHead
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Depends how much time you have got as I can't last all day skiing wink
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Mike Lawrie wrote:
given the choice of spending a day up to your knees in it and laying down track after track in the untouched...


Yep........and I like to ski as well.....................
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Since skiing is a noted aphrodisiac, are these two bodily actions actually in competition?

So long as men keep skiing with their legs together, and women keep skiing [please complete this phrase in no more than 4 words], it's bound to lead to plenty more deep duvet activity before dinner.
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David Goldsmith wrote:
Since skiing is a noted aphrodisiac, are these two bodily actions actually in competition?


Maybe it's the combination of altitude, fresh air and being mildly hungover....but I always feel as horny as a goat on ski trips Twisted Evil
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whereas on ski trips, both mrs NBT and I are usually to tired to do anything other than geta good night's kip!
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Can I have both please? Cool David Goldsmith, that sentence doesn't need finishing, it's fine as it is. wink Laughing
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Oooh thats a tough question!! I vote for the sex because its a all year long kind of thing!
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Nadenoodlee, but sadly both depend on availablity wink Access to both seems to be plagued from time to time by funding issues and unsuitable conditions.
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Having re-read this thread, I'm starting to question the quality of sex Mike Lawrie gets NehNeh [only joking!!!!]
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I guess it depends on whether you're with an advanced or a beginner group...........
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I wish I can do green, blue, red and black runs with sex. How about something off piste into the virgin territory?

Fancy hearing Bill Clinton declares "I did not ski with that woman"?
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Manda, maybe I just get very good skiing!
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saikee, I'm thinking offpiste refers less to anything virginal, and more to something ....er hem.... "offpiste" Shocked
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Some of you will have noticed that I ski in the Jungfrau region, now does anyone out there realise how the term Jungfrau is actually used Laughing
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Sex is Good, but skiing lasts for a longer time (At least in my case, it does) NehNeh
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D G Orf, I did wonder as much. Brian T see my post above regarding instruction wink
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D G Orf, Not sure what you mean but Jungfrau means Virgin what ever that is....... Puzzled
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... it's ...

... the one on the left. I don't know if Virgin prefers skiing, but with this bedmate he'd be mad not to.
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David Goldsmith,

Your picture isn't the exact virgin territory I got in mind.
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I don't think anything can actually beat sex but skiing comes a very close second!

Now, skiing with your partner, I would definitely say that that is one of the best experiences ever.
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Pity we can't kill two birds with one stone by having sex while skiing!

Judging from the lack of response from the darksiders would it be true to say boarding if any good can only be in the 3rd place, or have I opened another another semantic debate on the meaning of "skiing"?
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Somehow this thread must connect to the'I can't sleep at night at altitude thread!!
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Inga wrote:
Now, skiing with your partner, I would definitely say that that is one of the best experiences ever.


I have twice tried going skiing with a partner. On both occasions it resulted in the end of the relationship - or the arguments were a contributing factor at least. Now the rule is - go on holiday together, but ski with other people during the day Very Happy
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saikee, can't we? Who says? 'Scuse me, am off to book a ski holiday with Mr Manda. We'll see if sex while skiing (skiing while having sex?) isn't possible..... With any luck we'll be will be so pleasantly exhausted by our attempts (even if it is due to the running away from outraged resort staff) that we'll sleep well at night despite the altitude. There. Linked up posting.
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saikee on another tangent, I suspect David Goldsmith's picture has more to do with the "offpiste" stuff Shocked Which certainly WOULD stop one sleeping at night if that image is not one's cup of tea. Ha! Back on topic again.
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I have to say, yes.... yes..... YES !!
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I have to say, yes.... yes..... YES !!
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I have to say, yes.... yes..... YES !!
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I didnt mean it to look that good, sorry.
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