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Who or what really irritate you on the mountain?

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Poster: A snowHead
The 80pc of people on the mtn who have not bothered to understand the difference between being on skis and sking
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
kooky, Trust me, I've done all the winter tyre threads! But there is only so much fun a straight man can have with black rubber. Toofy Grin


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Masque wrote:
Skiers with the grammatical skills of a their toddler rolling eyes

I'll just leave this here:

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People with opinions.
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People who use 'yourself' instead of 'you', or 'myself' instead of 'me/I'. As in "If yourself would like to take a seat over there, then John and myself will be with you shortly" aaaaghh!!!

Then again I don't care where people do that it is still ignorant and irritating.
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People with French accents
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Bode Swiller, that's a bit weird
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Tu m'énerve
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foxtrotzulu, Ah that's estateagenteze, used where a school leaver twerp in a lairy tie or power skirt is trying to appear profeshnul. Also seen in restaurants trying to be posher than they are.
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Zero-G, just a brainfart . . . an embarrassing one Embarassed
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foxtrotzulu wrote:
People who use 'yourself' instead of 'you', or 'myself' instead of 'me/I'. As in "If you would like to take a seat over there, then John and me will be with you shortly"


Yep that works Toofy Grin
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Richard_Sideways wrote:
Those who actively seek out the worst in any situation and bitch and moan about it ad nauseum after the event?


How was your belly ( ache) on holiday this year Rich wink
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I ski only with the French, I do not speak their language fluently, but they ski well and I have a trip with the sound turned off providing I do not pass through Meribel.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
foxtrotzulu wrote:

1. Anyone with an excessively extrovert hairstyle / helmet cover that screams...."Look at me, I'm an awesome skier" e.g. Glen Plake

What irritates you? Mad


Does anyone know this "Glen Plake" ? Is he an awesome skier ?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
gatecrasher, I did put 'me/I' in my original post! Even me knows it should be 'John and I'.
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foxtrotzulu, Laughing Laughing Laughing Ok so you have exhausted all the possibilities of black rubber, how about snow chains? I have heard they can be a lot of fun Twisted Evil
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Kids who don't look old enough to walk but can ski better than me.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
eddiethebus wrote:
skiers who think there cool just because they ski and have all the new shiney gear rolling eyes
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Bode Swiller, that's a bit weird
wooooosh
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Zero-G, HAHA! that is brilliant Laughing
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sev112, "Glen Plake, the mohawked, outspoken free-skiing legend" according to Wikipedia he's a tad better than me.
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I'm not overboard about people that feel they have to use the F word.
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I'm def. very iritated by 6'4" men (German I think) who practically elbow me and my son out of the way when it is quite def. our turn - that we have queued for 10 minutes for - to take the odd free places in a gondola on a second station gondola entrance. There is no evidence to the rumor that I physically elbowed them back into line and that the top of my poles my have accidentally collided with them Twisted Evil
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foxtrotzulu wrote:
sev112, "Glen Plake, the mohawked, outspoken free-skiing legend" according to Wikipedia he's a tad better than me.


Damn, I thought it was aboard brand name
My sarcastic humour not up to its normal cramp standard
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Megamum wrote:
I'm not overboard about people.


FIFY Toofy Grin

I hate the fact that the majority of toilets in mountainside restaurants are down bloody stairs Twisted Evil (or so it always seems)
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I hate the fact that the majority of toilets in mountainside restaurants are down bloody stairs Twisted Evil (or so it always seems)[/quote]

A few snowHead s were complaining about that on the BB! Laughing
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Nothing - I am at my most chilled on a ski holiday.



This. Pensioners shopping on a Saturday annoy me...they have all bloody week.
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Zero-G, ....

breathe...

and relax...


http://youtube.com/v/e59guruVL4o

and the same, but actually crediting the originator

http://youtube.com/v/tJSQFzw1pEE


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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
foxtrotzulu,
2. Smoking above 900m. Fresh air, beautiful scenery and you want to make it smell like a heavy industrial plant on Merseyside?
That all went years ago, its all Costa and Starbucks now Shocked
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Smokin Joe wrote:
Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Nothing - I am at my most chilled on a ski holiday.



This. Pensioners shopping on a Saturday annoy me...they have all bloody week.




TBF, they probably shop every day, no point planning too far ahead eh! wink
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Time spent in a gondola/on a chairlift. Someone sedate me until teleportation is a reality.
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Zero-G, Laughing truely brilliant, i've seen that before but the timing and delivery of that was hilarious. 1000 internet points to you Smile
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Megamum wrote:
I'm not overboard about people that feel they have to use the F word.

Laughing When commenting on the use of language, ensure your own is without fault: Who vs. That
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Megamum wrote:
I'm not overboard about people that feel they have to use the F word.
Must admit that my language gets a bit fruity when I fall over. Embarassed
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Zero-G, Laughing
(although I know my own grammar is far from perfect)
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Pedantica, I have the lexicon of a sailor and I'm not afraid to employ it.
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Other than people littering the mountains nothing, I am in the mountains enjoying everything they have to offer.

Dont understand people who can get overly wound up when they are in that environment.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
It annoys me when other people knock me over. Otherwise everything's Cool
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My new australian sister in law that whinged about everything, had a go at me for not wearing a helmet then sat down in the middle of the piste to put her snowboard on
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Yep Fattes13, littering annoys me. Fag butts especially.

The OH annoys me, pootling along all week, until she gets the back bottom about something (think it was someone pushing her out the way getting out of a gondola last time), then seems to turn into Lindsay "Incredible Hulk" Vonn and skis like a demon.
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