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Chatty 8 year old on the chairlift asks me what I'm into. I mumble a bit about powder and soft bumps. He tells me he's into cliffs despite the fact that he's on the race team and that one of his mates can already pull backflips in the park. he then tells me he really likes his coach because he trusts them and points to a gnarly chute that he's already done twice this season in ski club....standard gatebashing it ain't.

For my last run of the day I fail to arrest a slide with my skis, kick em off and plough a nice furrow down a bowl with my chin before finally punching in enough to stop rolling eyes
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
hmmmmmm
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I once struck up a conversation with a little French girl on a lift. I asked her how old she was (7) and she asked me the same question. When I told her she stifled a giggle. Then she said "My grandmother is only 55" (ie quite a bit younger than I am). I was just digesting this when she added "and she's dead". We didn't go on to discuss our respective skiing prowess.
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pam w, "and she's dead" Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin


http://youtube.com/v/ldQrapQ4d0Y
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You wear mechanical aids such as knee braces or foot orthotics, you have to start taking prescription medicine for some new ailment and you need to eat vitamin I whenever you ski....
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On one of Easiski's off piste jaunts (Chalance) one of the kids is assigned to looking after you Embarassed
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
When a 10 year old goes back to his dad and says..."I can't believe it, I've just been beaten by a rubbish adult!"




Jumped up little shyte! Toofy Grin Cool
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
When the kids on the chairlifts are assigned to help you dismount!
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When your kids offer to carry your skis at the end of the day
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The answer is in pam w's post. Evil or Very Mad
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When you stop smiling ..
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
When the effort of doing it is more than the pleasure in doing it?

I must confess it really was for the first couple of days this time!
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
When you look behind you to watch your kids ski down only to find they are down already
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
pam w, Very Happy Very Happy
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I've also gone in the last couple of years from worrying about my daughter when skiing (she's 16) to her worrying about me!
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skimottaret, To be fair, I'm 18 and I have orthotics in my ski boots.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Past it?
Was I ever there?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Is it when the lack of lively apres-ski becomes an attractive selling point for resort selection? Embarassed

My ski instructor a good few years ago was in his sixties - and it was his "holiday job" - and hello Andy in Hinterglemm Razz Madeye-Smiley
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RibenaRockstar wrote:
skimottaret, To be fair, I'm 18 and I have orthotics in my ski boots.


RibenaRockstar, That's terrible...at your age! Shocked




wink
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tangowaggon wrote:
Past it?
Was I ever there?


This
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When the beautiful single girl at your hotel hangs around with you because "she trusts you".


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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
palumbex, Blond was she?


and I'm runnin'
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Claude B wrote:
I've also gone in the last couple of years from worrying about my daughter when skiing (she's 16) to her worrying about me!


Frosty wrote:
When you look behind you to watch your kids ski down only to find they are down already


Anyone else think kids should be banned from the lifts till at least 18? Just let them play on the bunny slopes!
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Masque, Brunette. Gorgeous. Great fun. I had a brilliant platonic time.



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As they(?) say about the 60's...if you don't have to ask then you obviously weren't there wink

I skied with both my kids this year, and for the mushette it was the first time. I was so proud of her managing to get down the mountain from the top to the bottom without any real difficulties (we stopped and laughed at the tracks where junior left the piste and tried to invent his own way down). As for her monkey of a brother, if he skies any faster than that next year then he will be on his own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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palumbex wrote:
Masque, Brunette. Gorgeous. Great fun. I had a brilliant platonic time..

Yup rolling eyes dead below the waist.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Masque wrote:
palumbex wrote:
Masque, Brunette. Gorgeous. Great fun. I had a brilliant platonic time..

Yup rolling eyes dead below the waist.


Fcuk no. Nursed blue balls the whole holiday.


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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
palumbex wrote:
Masque wrote:
palumbex wrote:
Masque, Brunette. Gorgeous. Great fun. I had a brilliant platonic time..

Yup rolling eyes dead below the waist.


Fcuk no. Nursed blue balls the whole holiday.


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A proper ski injury!!! not like these wimps with wobbly knees
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Masque, True dat.
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