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Awesome Ski Flask

 Poster: A snowHead
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Hi, a friend of mine is just launching a business to sell high-quality sky flasks. Check it out here:

Ski Flask

Would love any comments!


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Sat 8-12-12 16:51; edited 1 time in total
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003O89U74/ref=asc_df_B003O89U7410887618?smid=A1Z2MF6MNB289B&tag=amz07b-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22218&creativeASIN=B003O89U74&hvpos=1o1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1239016567969872071&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=
So charging nearly £60 for a bit of engraving, good luck to him finding enough idiots to make a business out of it! Even a posh stainless flask will only cost £20 or so!
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This one's going to be worse than the jumper thread.
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Pretty expensive, and pretty boring design!

Get some leather one there too, much nicer to hold with bare skin (unscrewing the top with gloves can be tricky) in the cold than metal.
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DB, Yup, fun to had, wonder if its from a sockpuppet of one of the jumper guys!
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Hi, a "friend" of mine is starting up a small business selling over priced (insert item here) and I thought you lot would be stupid enough to buy it. Thanks for the free add. Check it out here ......
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Whoah, didn't mean to offend anyone. I'll take it down. Is there a way?
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Not about to buy anything from people who don't know the difference between loose and lose either. Laughing
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kennethmarshall, No offence, we are having a bit of fun!
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Noooo you are missing the point. I have just placed and order for 10000 of them.... why you ask.

resale - Nah.
snowheads presents - Nah

because of this.


quote....

Guarantee

If you are not satisfied, for any reason, simply return the flask withing 1 year and we will refund you 110% of the purchase price. No questions asked.

quote ends.

So I have 10000 on order, 10000 * £64 = £640,000. They will all be returned because I won't like the colour (it's a reason after all). I get £640,000 back, + 10% = £64,000.

Heck, I may even keep one myself, so £63,936 profit (less interest lost of course). I would be buying more but the bank account can't stand it.


You lot are so not supportive of startups sometimes...
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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ansta1, Check the FAQ, 110% on your first one only, so I make that a huge loss after you've posted them back!
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Bu66er just found a flaw in the plan...

Q. Do you have a limit of how many I can purchase?

A. No. However, the 110% money-back guarantee is only available for the first item. Additional items will be refunded at the 100% purchase price.


kennethmarshall,

apologies for the humour but why are should we pay £64 for a hip flask that we can find for £10 elsewhere (accepting we would need to add engraving).

http://www.johnlewis.com/231281804/Product.aspx
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ansta1, Check the FAQ, 110% on your first one only, so I make that a huge loss after you've posted them back!


True - but you can use the 10% on the one to buy the Amazon advertised flask above and it will almost cost you nothing for the same product sans Pendant Ski engraving Smile
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"Q. Do you have a limit of how many I can purchase?

A. No. However, the 110% money-back guarantee is only available for the first item. Additional items will be refunded at the 100% purchase price."

so actually 640,010 and then shipping them back.... Oh well Rodders, this time next year we will be millionaires!
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We should all buy one for a cheeky £6.40 until the bust business starts reneging on the guarantee. Otherwise they are having a large zoo animal. It's a hip flask knocked out in China probably for under $1 a unit probably

http://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?fsb=y&IndexArea=product_en&CatId=&SearchText=hip+flask
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So you don't lose the cap if you drop it on the chairlift. What about the rest of it ?

I'm out.
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Awesome is not a word to be used here unless directly attributed to SNOW. This is NOT UarseA
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kennethmarshall, it is not a ski flask. In fact it has nothing to do with skiing.
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Bikeandsnow wrote:
kennethmarshall, it is not a ski flask. In fact it has nothing to do with skiing.


indeed, this is a ski-flask, and although twice the price, you do get 2 for the money. And I can't see you using the hip-flask to prod mates in the lift queue, drag the O/H or Boarder friends on the flat.

http://www.edgeandwax.co.uk/656472/products/leki_2013_hot_shot_s_ski_poles.aspx
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specially designd for a chairlift? nice work. I'm sure Lord Fontelroy having a swig going down the first drive of pawpaw's shoot 100 years ago was thinking what a boon it would be on the old charabang ski lift

that said, everyone needs one - i never go skiing without mine
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There's only one showHead I'd trust to take a swig from his flask . . . Does anyone else think that sounds just a wee bit too homaerotic? . . . Tall Tone, take a bow. He fills his with unique and brilliant malts . . . the rest of you, to my experience, fill yours from sewer leakage Evil or Very Mad
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^ its getting the coke and ice cubes in on top of the malt thats tricky NehNeh
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^ its getting the coke and ice cubes in on top of the malt thats tricky NehNeh

barry, If someone walks up to you and kicks you in the balls for no apparent reason . . . think back to that post Evil or Very Mad










I will find him . . . .
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Masque, of course I jest, i'm usually packing a Tomintoul 16 or a Triple Distilled beauty from the real home of whiskEy, and nothing so uncivilised as offering swigs to ski partners, my flask comes complete with 2 little steel tumblers. TallyHo
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Masque wrote:
There's only one showHead I'd trust to take a swig from his flask . . . Does anyone else think that sounds just a wee bit too homaerotic? . . . Tall Tone, take a bow. He fills his with unique and brilliant malts . . . the rest of you, to my experience, fill yours from sewer leakage Evil or Very Mad


You probably know quite a bit about that....non? Twisted Evil wink
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Chasseur, sewer water? regrettably yes Evil or Very Mad


barry, there are limits to humor wink
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What a mug i've been, paying £9.99 for mine (albeit without the fancy engraving (about 50p a letter from my trophy guy (Yeah, i've got a trophy guy... you DON'T???))
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Richard_Sideways, is that like a trophy wife? Toofy Grin
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kennethmarshall, I like the idea of a ski flask, can you please confirm how long it would keep my coffee warm?
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Ray Zorro, Well untill you get a reply my guess is around 30 seconds after you drop it on the floor after burning your fingers filling it! Aluminium is a good conductor of heat!
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davkt, Think they're pressed stainless steel, but it's still a fair point well made.
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barry, The nature of my relationship with my trophy guy is between me, him and my trophy cabinet.
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Never mind the flask... where can I get one of these trophy guys? Toofy Grin
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Ditch water!! Pure home-made sloe gin in my flask there is - you ought to share a chairlift with me one day Masque,
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Never mind the flask... where can I get one of these trophy guys? Toofy Grin
You had your chance Sugar Buns and you blew it rolling eyes
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Masque, I never blew it... that was just a vicious rumour... Toofy Grin
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Schuss in Boots, We've all seen what you can do to a rollup Shocked Shocked Shocked
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1) Flask S/S covered in leather and came with two stainless steel pouring spouts for 14.99
2) It's full of Caol Ila cask strength - sloe gin be b0ggered
3) is there any reason I would want to have 'Pendant ski' emblazoned on anything? Am I missing something? Is this some hyper-trendy label that passed me by? Should I get my flask engraved 'Pedant Ski'?
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RattytheSnowRat, It should be engraved "Property of Masque"
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Megamum wrote:
Ditch water!! Pure home-made sloe gin in my flask there is - you ought to share a chairlift with me one day Masque,


Can't wait to see what the children turn out like...
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