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The trans-hemisphere ski-safaris of James Cove (continued)

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This thread is regularly re-titled to reflect PlanetSki mission status

It was originally called "James Cove (of Planetski) + Chemmy on Radio 4 [iPlayer linked]".

Hence the opening posts:

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i.e. in the next few minutes

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[iPlayer link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01nxzcn/You_and_Yours_Energy_Bill_floods_and_Xmas_in_a_can/
Skip to 42:13


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Not quite quick enough wink
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I have Michael Portillo. He hasn't mentioned skiing yet.
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Bode Swiller, Has he talked about Philip Schofiel yet?
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fatbob, no, he's on the welfare state and workhouses now. For a ski prog it really is rubbish.
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Now spouting cowd00 numbers about the ski industry! (not Portillo)
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Cove now on looking after his sponsors.

Chemmy on. Pretending she likes Scotland.
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Chemmy thinks God is responsible for the weather.
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thanks for the running commentary Bode Swiller, glad I dont need to find Radio 4
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Bode Swiller wrote:
Chemmy on. Pretending she likes Scotland.


Fair enough she did grow up skiing that well known resort of Flaincoe.
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... and that's it, short but sweet, 10 million unemployed and retired folks now know more about skiing.
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Actually, what Chemmy said was "I'm dating Dougie Crawford" (guess where he used to ski) ... and said some positive things about Scottish skiing ... ah, the magic of romance, the Scottish Highlands, oatcakes and snogs by the fireside ...


Chemmy and Dougie. Teeth as white as Cairngorm powder!


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Bode Swiller, Laughing
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I bet Dougie gets nervous every time they drive past the magnet factory.
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Chasseur, Laughing Laughing
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Who's dating James Cove?
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Comedy Goldsmith wrote:
Who's dating James Cove?


C14
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Comedy Goldsmith, would you mind changing the title to Bloody Radio 4 On Bloody Skiing
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Who are you dating, Swiller?
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Who is James Cove? Apart from (of Planetski) Confused
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Comedy Goldsmith, myself, and it's very special.
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Boredsurfing wrote:
Who is James Cove? Apart from (of Planetski) Confused


This is him:



EDIT: Seriously, it bloody is him! Can't bloody believe this but just had a call from an alarmed snowHead accusing me of bloody taking the bloody p155 out of bloody JC. I got the pic from his website. He's a bloody great bloke. snowHead


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Getting back to the JOURNALISM ... 'You and Yours' (the programme we are reviewing here) has said a lot about the Chris Reynard school skiing scandal over the years, interviewing the victims and schools etc.

A bit of the discussion today focused on the decline of school skiing, with Chemmy pointing out that her school (Surbiton High) now has a "renowned Ski Race Club" (in the school's own proud words). She said there was nothing when she first joined the school. Check it out:

http://www.surbitonhigh.com/senior-school/view/3049/Skiing

There you go - every school needs just one skiing superstar, and the future growth of British skiing is assured.
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Her's a better one (with free advertising):

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Bode Swiller, you're just a cruel and jealous fucker. You've been watching this stuff for years, and it's all coming out now.


http://youtube.com/v/meEbbUlcrqE

James Cove's greatest-ever day's skiing. He enjoys days like this every week.
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Who are you dating, Swiller?


and we don't need to ask you who you're dating do we?
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That's not true. The only time James and I were an item was on the SCGB Environmental Working Committee.
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Environmental W**king Committee.
That well known typo.
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Comedy Goldsmith, Bode Swiller, . Now, now boys keep it funny and friendly (put a few smilies at the end of your posts wink ) Like this one Toofy Grin
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I love Swiller


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In case you missed it ...

James and Chemmy on iPlayer ... at 42:13 ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01nxzcn/You_and_Yours_Energy_Bill_floods_and_Xmas_in_a_can/
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James Cove has written up his experience of going back to the Beeb (his former employer) to do the You and Yours interview. It's a lovely piece ...

http://www.planetski.eu/news/4417

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Should I have corrected Chemmy Alcott when she said it was good in Scotland last winter and bad in Europe as it was actually the other way round?

And as for the number of people who ski in Scotland that the presenter read out in his introduction... the figures he refered to were skier days not skiers. The five Scottish ski area would rather like to have had 200,000 people skiing on their slopes last winter.


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As I walked back out of the BBC I kind of missed the place as it was buzzing. But then I thought of where I would be in a week's time.

Heading to Alta Badia in Italy before going on to Maria Alm in Austria and then heading round to Tignes and Val Thorens. Shortly after is a long Xmas at home and then out to teach for a ski schoool in Verbier for a couple of weeks over New Year.


Stuff that in your pipe, Swiller, you bastard.
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Ready Steady Cove.

James Cove investigates chalet food science at the state-of-the-art Inghams/Esprit/Total mega-kitchen-laboratory in Godalming ...


http://youtube.com/v/x3HHnppYRfE#!

Story: http://www.planetski.eu/news/4424
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what is wrong with a good Spag Bol, exactly? Granted, maybe not every night Laughing but I wouldn't turn my nose up at one in a catered chalet.
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what is wrong with a good Spag Bol, exactly?


The 'spag' bit is hard to get wrong but the 'bol' part can have ingredients that range from cat food in a tomato and basil sauce, right through to finest Aberdeen Angus. Done well it's great but most often the chalet staff must be tempted to buy cheapo mince and they ain't got a clue about seasoning. It's all very well the French banning ski hosts but some of the bigger crimes are in the kitchen.
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I love Swiller




Just spotted this. On on my way... to get you some help.
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they ain't got a clue about seasoning


Don't be ridiculous. Why do you think they're called seasonaires?
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they ain't got a clue about seasoning


After a couple of bottles of Chateau Chalet, most guests haven't either...
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Is there any ski website with a lower standard of journalism and content than Planetski?

Just saw an article on there today whose only purpose is to sarcastically badmouth someone else's ski journalism.

Planetpot, meet Planetkettle.
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Planetpot, meet Planetkettle.
that's well-seasoned journalism.
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