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Resort with the most dog doooo daaah on the piste

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Well lets be honest, the recent threads about this resort and that have been doooooooooooooo daaaaaaaaah


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Nah, Courchevel 1850, all those non skiing fur coat wearing oligarch women with rats in coats capping n the side of the bellecote.
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Borovets.

Actually that could human doo dah.
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+1 Borovets
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Is there a resort called Bonzo.......? wink
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Anywhere in France when spring melt happens is pretty vile. Frenchies really don't seem to be into bag it & bin it.
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Pas de la Casa by a margin
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Actually, La Plagne now I think of it. Loads around Plagne Centre. Vile.
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I recall La Plagne, Les Menuires, Les Gets and Avoriaz all being bad for it, and Tignes also at the bottom of Face area by the entrance to the Funiculaire, (outside the miserable restaurant where they charge you for a pee and 20€ for a luke warm snack) ...........I just dont get that dog poo thing. I love dogs but FFS why dont people clean up after them? rolling eyes
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fatbob wrote:
Anywhere in France when spring melt happens is pretty vile. Frenchies really don't seem to be into bag it & bin it.


France is a bad place for dogs eggs. Belgium's slightly worse though.

Have you seen those 'dog relief' areas that towns have (maybe it's only in my neck of the woods) - little fenced off gravel areas literally overflowing with turds. And surrounded by turds, because most French dog owners - as in Britain - are selfish disgusting morons who can't even be bothered to use the facilities provided.

The local council seem to have a habit of putting them next to picnic benches as well. So while you're sat eating your bread that tastes of hair-dye, and trying to chew through a sausage made of knee ligaments and skull fragments, your nostrils are literally full to the brim with the fragrance of a hundred dogs' alimentary debris.
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Think that was human. Maybe someone can find and post that youtube vid again? (Or was that Bansko?)

Most I've seen was top of one of the lifts in the Chatel-Linga sector. TBF they were congregating a pack of huskies and search dogs and an avy search party (for training). That was an interesting slalom.
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Front De Neige at Tignes Le Lac I remember being pretty bad. Exiting the car park under the Office du Tourisme, and making your way to the Aeroski lift, is an experience not dissimilar to being a soldier stationed in a landmine riddled region of Afghanistan - except with far worse consequences if you make an error.
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Les Menuires: it's name even suggests there should be a lot of poo-poo there.
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Mr Piehole, You're a very funny man Laughing
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Actually that could human doo dah

Where is that youtube clip? Fecking hilarious. Was on here about a year ago.
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http://youtube.com/v/wOIYm5B_Pw8
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HutToHut, thank you so much. Love it
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I cant recall ever seeing doo dah in a ski resort. Some yellow snow, but no shoite.
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HutToHut, Thank you ever so much , fantastic.
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I cant recall ever seeing doo dah in a ski resort. Some yellow snow, but no shoite.


Never been in town when the Huskies come through? I was in Les gets one year when they were doing the big race and the high street was just a brown carpet.
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Was in Les Gets that week. Don't remember much snow, but only a man made stripe of snow down the high street. And more doodoo than normal. Fun to watch though, and rather them than me. Think it was like a 2-3 day trip bivvying up on the mountain somewhere?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Odyss%C3%A9e

Should answer the original post.
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