 Poster: A snowHead
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>> be on a snowboard
>> sit on a chairlift on the farthest-left seat
>> disembark perfectly and break left to give the other chairlift users the maximum room possible
>> be followed left by the skier to your right
>> be told off by her for not turning right
*confused rage face*
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Mr Piehole, Your wife?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Very wierd, why would anyone sat on the left seat turn right at the top and pass in front of everyone else ? Women 
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I just tend to shout  off in a traveller style voice. works.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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your went wrong at 1
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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I imagine she was silently worrying about it from the moment you got on to chair lift - what you did was the last thing she was expecting!!
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erm... yeah...
I'd write it off as someone either having a very bad day or just not liking boarders.
Surely if you'd turned right it would have been even worse?
advice? forgeddabowdit
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You should've followed her down the hill loudly critiquing her skiing technique.
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Maybe she was disappointed you didn't crash into her - perhaps you'd enthralled her with your musky snowboarder aroma on the lift and she craved some Piehole contact.
All skiers secretly long to be us y'know... especially the ones who protest the don't. 
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Did she explain what you did wrong? Or maybe she was just so conditioned to snowboarders causing pileups she didn't notice you hadn't so shouted anyway!
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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davkt, It was one of those chairlift exits where you can go either left or right at the top (or carry on forwards until you hit a snow bank).
I *think* she wanted to go left, and was cross that I was blocking her way. Maybe she thought I could have slammed the brakes on and turned right behind her or something. But then we all 3 of us took the right-turn and went that way. Just some knee-height old French hobbit-woman anyway. Sod her.
Honestly completely baffling. I've caused clumsy pileups off chairlifts on both board and skis numerous times, but this was all textbook.
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Mr Piehole, if you allow yourself to be wound up by every random silly bint you come across, you're going to spend your whole life in a state of enraged apoplexy. Let it lie, I would.
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You know it makes sense.
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Mr Piehole, Pause, think I could be back in Brighton or being whinged at by an old French woman while skiing in bright sunshine in October 
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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I am letting it lie, and also idly posting for minor comic effect on an internet forum.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Mr Piehole, follow her down the hill and sit next to her again. As you are just about to sit down you clumsily position your snowboard such that one of her ski bindings releases. Observe antics trying to get off the lift with one ski. Enjoy.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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LOL You are funny!
So true! x
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FAQ
i think it could ">> disembark perfectly and break left"
