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Interesting way of using a drag lift! ...

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Came across this on YouTube and thought it was worth a share. Had me in stitches!



http://youtube.com/v/nGTn6jCo788&feature=related


Simply genius!

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and then there is this one!


http://youtube.com/v/1B5UMa_gplE&feature=related
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Ski_AL, Been posted many, many times already!
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This looks fun Madeye-Smiley


http://youtube.com/v/P5Eg4cwP4qs


Last edited by You need to Login to know who's really who. on Sat 27-10-12 17:14; edited 2 times in total
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Apologies - I'm a snowHead newbie and just getting into the spirit of things and gettin excited for the season ahead.

... and my Ski + Board Mag has just come through the door ... time for a nice cup of coffee.
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Ski_AL, no need to apologise snowHead

Plenty of people register who wouldn't know about the history, so would enjoy the clips

Some are always worth seeing again Laughing

You should see the Helmet debate repetition Laughing Laughing

Samerberg Sue is clearly not skiing this weekend.... wink Laughing
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Yes, it has come up many times previously, but in some of the other post footage links there are some classics with boarders having problems with a poma - I'd never really considered the evils that boarders must face on a poma, but I can see why they have trouble with them from that footage - reminds me why I think I'll stick with skis!!
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Chasseur, Not this weekend as I was not home from my friend's funeral until very late last night. I may go tomorrow if it stops snowing Toofy Grin NehNeh
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Samerberg Sue, yeah - hope you're OK Smile

And lay-off with trying to make me jel Laughing I told you, I'm pretty chuffed right now and another week at the latter stage of the season might also be on the cards snowHead snowHead snowHead
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Chasseur, C'mon, what's the point of living out here if we can't make the island dwellers a wee bit green! wink
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Samerberg Sue, grrrrr Laughing

Might have to go to Hemel now rolling eyes Laughing
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Ski_AL, never seen the second one - I wish we could have seen how they got off!
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holidayloverxx, neither have I. The 2nd attempt was priceless Laughing Laughing
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I am sure the first video is George Michael. In which case he probably enjoyed the experience. Laughing
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Might have to go to Hemel now rolling eyes Laughing

Tuesdays, 7am now
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Last season in Courchevel I was in a lengthy queue for a poma/button lift, grabbed my button and used as prescribed and then watched in horror as the link anchoring the arm to the cable snapped and I was left stationary holding it between my legs. The lifty nearly pissed himself laughing when I gave him a shout. Embarassed
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this one had me in stiches


http://youtube.com/v/4GKieIjYPWk
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snow_badger - Found this one earlier today - so funny! - The guy operating the lift was getting so annoyed!
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Ski_AL, Doesn't matter how many times I see that first one, still makes me laugh Very Happy I hadn't seen the second one though so thanks for posting.



It reminds me of Kevin... Is it time to watch Kevin again? Please tell me we can watch Kevin again...Toofy Grin
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So how are boarders supposed to ride a T-bar - it was as though the lifty was trying to suggest that the boarder put it between his legs - was that what he was trying to do?

Mind you, I do feel for boarders on drag lifts - they don't have it as easy as skiers I think. That said whilst I don't mind Pomas I am not overboard about T bars - I can manage them and have even done fairly steep ones, but I am v. def. NOT happy when I'm on them. I'm very much hanging on for grim death and concentrating every step of the way up not to cross my skis or fall off the T. Yet, I don't have any problems with pomas at all - I'm not entirely certain why either.
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^ totally agree, I hate T-bars with a passion. It's getting off them which I hate. I got one caught behind my knee once as I twisted it to get off and it carried me onto the snow bank at the end. Everyone laughed, including the liftie Evil or Very Mad
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Piccadilly, getting off them is def. not a picnic - I always hope to be riding with someone more competent than myself and try to arrange to go off first leaving the bar with them to deal with.
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Drag lifts and Tbars , always good for a laugh, as long as its someone else !! Nice to see George Michael out skiing in the 1st vid Cool

One of the best ones i witnessed happened on a dreaded Tbar, cant remember where. A nice young lady infront of me dismounted fine but the T caught under her jacket, dragged her off her ski's and hoisted her into the air effectively undressing her inthe process.
Strangely although a sizable crowd gathered to watch as she hung there semi naked no one seemed to be in a hurry to get her down, Sexist pigs Very Happy
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Having done most of my skiing in Scotland as a kid, t-bars don't hold any fear for me. Smile
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Yeah ..I never mind getting on the t bar but hate getting off .. I also have been hooked into mid air and have miraculously disembarked .
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Ski_AL, Doesn't matter how many times I see that first one, still makes me laugh Very Happy I hadn't seen the second one though so thanks for posting.


I dont even have to see it just the thought of it makes me want to pee myself laughing. It has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Ive just watched that first one again- is it a shorter version?

Edit - after a re-watch have realised I was just laughing so much I'd missed the "you ok, Sir?" - f'ing hilarious.
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Shimmy Alcott, Every time I watch it, I do wonder how the hell he managed to get himself in that position in the first place? Confused

And then I stop worrying... and just enjoy the moment... Laughing
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snow_badger, Loved this!! Laughing
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I think what makes it funny - is that we have all been in that position - maybe not in such dramatic style - but I imagine most people have had a few battles with a drag lift or T bar .... I know I certainly have

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http://youtube.com/v/85AHvpGTkdU
It's been on here loads but I still crack up watching the bold Kevin
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boabski , Thank you so much for that - I hadn't seen that one - I have literally been in tears watching that! Absolutely brilliant
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Megamum, yes, snowboarders generally ride T bars astride the T. I think that liftie was surprisingly patient, especially after having been knocked over!
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Those videos cheered me up no end, on a rather dark and gloomy afternoon. Anyone going up a lift with Kevin is mega-brave. The dismount ramp off that chair looked quite steep.
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anyone got anymore vids we have a kevin/frankie spencer in our ski party only he,s worst, i try not to look what he is doing whilst im skiing as ive come a cropper myself laughing at him!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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I have watched that video a few times but every time I watch I get hysterical laughing ..it is a tonic and so typical , it certainly happened to us when we were starting.
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The laughter has got me longing for the season. It is a greater incentive than all that powder on the other thread, for me anyway!

Thanks for refreshing all this stuff.

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Oh, and don't you wish you were just starting out for the first time. You'll never have so much fun on the slopes again.
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boabski, I watched that with my toes curled and fists clenched, very funny clip. Thank god chair lifts have moved on!
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