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(They're in Italy, and it never sounds so naff in foreign)
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Amisci

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a bit too subtle maybe (taken from "sci amici" ya see Confused )


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Piste Hoppers, Piste Hopping, or for the evening trip Pist shopping, or if there is no snow Piste hoping.
Or Trail hoppers etc. Path finder Trail finder Piste finder. Piste orientering. Puzzled
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Billy snow mates is awesome,

could be expanded to blue Billy snow mates for the blue group and hill Billy snow mates for the more advanced ?
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Megamum, but that sounds exactly like a dating agency! Laughing
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maggi, another dating agency type one

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pam w wrote:
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(They're in Italy, and it never sounds so naff in foreign)


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Sorry Pam, but I read that and thought 'incontinence' Embarassed

I like Billy Snow Mates too and MM's Snow One Around.
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After just listening to some music. Snow Patrol rolling eyes
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Sorry Pam, but I read that and thought 'incontinence'

Laughing OK, dump that then.....
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so what's wrong with it being a dating agency anyway........ wink
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In a similar style we use 'Social Ski Days' , or 'Social Skiing' or ever better to include the boarders too 'Social Sliding'.
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Genuinely think Billy Snow Mates should be used. That way you'd also root out those who've had their sense of humour surgically removed as well!
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joe1890, the trouble is that is doesn't include women or any men not called Billy! Laughing
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I wish there were more groups like this in other resorts. The SCGB is OK but their reps can become a bit pre-occupied with off-piste, and I hate going off piste with clients who aren't equipped for the task.
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+1 for Billy Snow Mates ... that is brilliant!
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+1 for Billy Snow Mates ... that is brilliant!


Defo a brill name ........... especially as "Mates" are a make of....................


................. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh........... condom
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Wayne, Yup............... "Skynny skiers"................. "Skyn 'n' Ski"................... "Skyn-Up"............. "Skyn-up With Your Mates"............... "Billy Bonking Skyn Mates"




Ouch................... Madeye-Smiley
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I said it as a joke, but I'm glad everyone likes it Smile
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Maybe something to imply that there is no big commitment and folks can do as much or little as they like. Possibly doesn't need ski/board in the name, given that is what folks are all there for anyway? How about:

Social Snow?
Social Sliders?
Social Ski Meet?
Social Ski & Board?
Mountain Meets?
Don't Ski Alone?
Mates for the Day?

Billy Snow Mates is still the catchiest though!

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Surely this is the first Snowheads franchise opportunity for Admin?
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Any negative association between the word Billy and pejorative use of the word punter?
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Megamum wrote:

'Wayne's World' - if you are a Wayne in real life


Along the same lines, how about Wayne Cares. wink


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Another +1 for Billy Snow Mates.

As someone else said, any humour by-passees will not attend, plus no Italian cops are ever likely to latch on....not that you're proposing anything that is going to catch their "attention", of course.
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" Have you just come away on holiday with a group of skiers with mixed abilities? Are you fed up of having to stop every 30 metres and wait for the slow ones to catch up? Or are you fed up with your friends blasting into the distance leaving you behind. Do you want to meet up with fellow skiers who are all of similar levels and spend the day either blasting the piste or cruising the piste. Well now you can. We meet every morning at XXXXX location at XXXX time. Look for the sign "Waynes blasted cruisers"
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If you're meeting up early, what about 'Host for Breakfast'?

But we all know that it's Billy Snow-mates FTW.
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We can’t use Billy Snow Mates (or anything like it) as it has negative connotations.

Billy - Billy Bunter – Punter

This is the same reason that I “never” use nick-names in a ski class as they may be derogatory, even if their mates use them. e.g my name is John and this is Smelly. Fair enough they may pong a bit, but they have not employed a ski instructor to bring any (possibly) hurtful name-calling into their holiday situation.

Along the same lines, the skiers may have no mates (for a couple of hours or even the whole holiday), but it’s their holiday, they have paid to enjoy it. I would imagine the people on their own for a few hours may not mind the Billy No Mates tag, but if someone has arrived alone, does bringing up the possibility that they may be social inept, increase their enjoyment of our product. I doubt it.

Remember that the idea is to simply allow people who may be skiing alone to meet up with other who also may be skiing along. e.g They may have arrive on holiday alone, they may have dropped off the other people in the party into ski school, the other members of their group may not wish to ski for the day/morning, etc.

Oh god, I'll be going PC in a bit Shocked (nah wink )


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