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Centered
Balance
Find an edge
Stand on it
React to the forces
Smile
Repeat
With thanks to Hugh Money and skimotterat.
Anyone have any improvements?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Late lunch.
Gamaret.
Tartiflette.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Helicopters.
Powder.
Slushy bumps at warp factor 11.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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MTFU
(or dial it down if you're a backseat bomber blue run hero)
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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FlyingStantoni, sums it up for me, and that's what I've been teaching this week. Although I doubt I've been teaching it with that much clarity despite my best intentions to KISS.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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FlyingStantoni, Point. Your. Skis. Where. You. Want. To. Go. And. Stay. On. Top. Of. Them. (Think thats 14...)
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Go straight, send it big, do a best skier call out, go home stoked
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Chairlift
ski
Coffee
ski
T-bar
ski
Coffee
Funicular
Ski
Coffee
Ski
Poma
Ski
APRES!
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Butterfly, I've fixed it for you:
Chairlift
ski
Beer
ski
T-bar
ski
Vin chaud
Funicular
Ski
Beer
Ski
Poma
Ski
APRES!
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spend
weeks
teaching
yourself
on snowheads
then
go and fail
get
proper
instruction
succeed
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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| backseat bomber blue run hero |
Gulp. I think that could be me.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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| offpisteskiing wrote: |
| FlyingStantoni, Point. Your. Skis. Where. You. Want. To. Go. And. Stay. On. Top. Of. Them. (Think thats 14...) |
In five offpisteskiing...?
Point skis.
Stay over them.
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kitenski, 
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You know it makes sense.
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Left foot. Right foot. Repeat.
Or.
Right Foot. Left Foot. Repeat.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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dare to dive
copyright the great georges joubert
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Poster: A snowHead
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Err..... why 14??
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Wake
Home
Nurofen
Shower
Brekkie
Emails
Kit
Walk
Lift
Breathe
Wretch
Clips
Push
Relax
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cran
cran
Guest
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strap skis to feet and point them down a hill... then have a beer...
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
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| FlyingStantoni wrote: |
| offpisteskiing wrote: |
| FlyingStantoni, Point. Your. Skis. Where. You. Want. To. Go. And. Stay. On. Top. Of. Them. (Think thats 14...) |
In five offpisteskiing...?
Point skis.
Stay over them. |
But then that wouldn't be 14 words...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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| Megamum wrote: |
| Err..... why 14?? |
Why not fourteen words?
Cut the waffle. That's what I say.
And why not...
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Anyone for Haiku...?
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I see the trick
fourteen syllables you need
for haiku
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Faster, Steeper.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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14 - 13 = Versatility
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Plough or Parallel?
Intermediate status?
Your actions show it.
From Wikipedia...
Traditional haiku consist of 17 [syllables], in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 .. respectively
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Stop
reading
thread
and
travel
to
nearest
slope
would
be
good
start
I
imagine
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Last Thursday:
Lift.
Skin.
Powder.
Skin.
Bootpack.
Powder.
Skin.
Ski
the
whole
mountain.
Train.
Beer.
Memories.
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Rise late. Forget some stuff. Get on skis. Get on lift. Have massive lunch.
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You know it makes sense.
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Put on your planks, point the pointy bits downhill and hope for the best.
(best 14 word sentance I could come up with I'm afraid)
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Badly, quickly, slowly, slidey,better,smoother, faster. Beer a chat, how is that.
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Poster: A snowHead
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Bend
Your
Blessed
Knees
You
Execrable
Excuses
For
Skiers
Nooo!
I
Despair
Class
Dismissed!
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Turn them left, turn them right, go downhill and smile
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Do
not
avoid
bump
-like
contours
in
the
snow
aim
for
them!
APRES
SKI
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