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Hot Tub Time Machine Speedos and WTF or FWT advice please

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OK off to La Tania on Friday, and we have a hot tub Toofy Grin so now I am over 50 is it Buggie Smugglers (speedos) (have my orginal 70's bay watch ones!!!) some nice 90's italian spandex trunks??? or am I finally past it and have to get a pair of F*ing boarder come surf pants. All advise welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just in case a couple of different views below!


http://youtube.com/v/K2pdZ_szlHA


http://youtube.com/v/XtSGH1V2QWI&feature=related

I need help, after all Speedos take up very little packing space Shocked
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budgie smugglers get my vote Toofy Grin

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My OH is older than you and he refuses to wear board shorts! I have bought him some of the shorts style Speedos though, to replace the ones with the high cut leg Toofy Grin
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livetoski, Have been seriously traumatised in the past by some of the bods seen wearing those!! Shocked
So my vote is definitely for the shorts Cool wink
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livetoski, If you are past it and have a paunch then the long shorts. If you've got the figure for them then flaunt it in the speedos.

B.t.w. todays new fact learned is that I'd never heard the term budgie/budgy/bugie/buggie smugglers before Laughing
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Men have to wear Speedos, or shorts-style ones in our local spa.
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And only £9.99 from here:
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/borat-mankini.html


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Budgie Smugglers are for gays, closeted gays and serious swimmers ONLY. The same could be said of spandex trunks.
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a trip to Austria will put and end to your costume dramas - everyone's buck naked there (in the spas) Very Happy
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B.t.w. todays new fact learned is that I'd never heard the term budgie/budgy/bugie/buggie smugglers before Laughing


OMG what a sheltered life you have had Shocked
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red 27, Ha ha ha - In this case, would prefer the speedos!! Laughing
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Shorts type speedos double as ski underwear Laughing
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livetoski, it's true - a completely new term - I wouldn't even had a wild guess that it was a pair of speedos if I'd been asked it in a quiz. Most odd as I do like to think not too sheltered either as Kooky might atest to. I've just run the term past my parents as well and they looked at my blankly too!
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Megamum, have a little rummage on t'internet mum - all will be revealed, perhaps literally.
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Laughing Laughing Megamum, but its on TV the Fosters advert its run for the last year or so!
oh and red 27, yep Austria, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Holland, Finland just about everywhere but the good old UK
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Walter-Spitty wrote:
Budgie Smugglers are for gays, closeted gays and serious swimmers ONLY. The same could be said of spandex trunks.


Well I wear them because I am a serious swimmer, but I disagree with you, and so does pretty well the whole of France.

In almost all public pools in France, shorts are simply not permitted.
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Speedo for me, just in case I've got to race somebody in the pool.
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Being purely practical, Speedos dry more quickly than those daft long things. How about "shorts" style Speedos i.e. above the knee?
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France is the only place in the world where speedos don`t even raise an eyebrow..... my spiritual home!!
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alex_heney wrote:
Walter-Spitty wrote:
Budgie Smugglers are for gays, closeted gays and serious swimmers ONLY. The same could be said of spandex trunks.


Well I wear them because I am a serious swimmer, but I disagree with you, and so does pretty well the whole of France.

In almost all public pools in France, shorts are simply not permitted.

It wouldn't surprise me if the whole of France did disagree with me, but if you go to a public pool then it stands to reason that you're interested in swimming and therefore budgie smugglers are acceptable. They just make men look completely ridiculous in my opinion.

www.queerty.com/fosters-insists-budgie-smugglers-sunscreen-commercial-was-satirizing-homophobia-not-endorsing-it-20110307/
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livetoski, Well I can recall many of the Fosters 'good call' ads, but I don't think I've seen that one before - I've just found it on the internet though. Mind you when you look through the Google hits I'm not the only one who had never heard the term. I guess, the terminology is for...........err..........the fairly obvious reason? Though I would think most men would be a miffed to be compared in size to a budgie!! Laughing
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I grew up with Speedo, Arena just didn't do the business. Travelled the country racing in Speedo. Impossible to swim properly in shorts.
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Well if James Bond can wear them Laughing

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/daniel-craig/images/765169/title/speedo-o7-photo
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he seems to be checking up on something........

and those aren't proper French speedos.

those hot tubs are full of bugs.....
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I grew up with Speedo, Arena just didn't do the business. Travelled the country racing in Speedo. Impossible to swim properly in shorts.


And me.

When I was in school, you had those two brands for serious swimmers, and anybody else would have something in an inferior material, but still the same basic shape.

I don't recall shorts being used as regular swimwear before the 80's, and not commonplace until later than that.

And I really don't understand how anybody who is doing more than playing around in the water can bear to wear them, they just get in the way of any proper swimming stroke.
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If it's your hot tub, then commando is the call.
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go to Austria and leave them behind
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alex_heney, I've been swimming in beach shorts a few times, it's like towing a parachute behind you. Loads more effort and miles slower.

I gave up competitive swimming long before the introduction of Speedo Sharkskin and I've never tried it, might get a pair to help a bit.
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livetoski, If its your hot tub, you can wear what you like, but sometimes in France they are a bit funny about surfer shorts & insist on speedos in public pools/hot tubs. I had to invest in a pair for my OH in Jan before he was allowed in to the local pool - shorts type, so not too indecent Laughing
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alex_heney wrote:
Walter-Spitty wrote:
Budgie Smugglers are for gays, closeted gays and serious swimmers ONLY. The same could be said of spandex trunks.


Well I wear them because I am a serious swimmer, but I disagree with you, and so does pretty well the whole of France.

In almost all public pools in France, shorts are simply not permitted.


Since when has the opinion of the French been a valid argument?

In any case, it's purely a fashion/prejudice thing on their part. They say they you can't wear shorts because of hygeine. Which is blatant nonsense because everyone's getting in the pool with their sweaty ballsacks and so on, and then there's the kids pissing everywhere etc. etc. - a few pairs of board shorts isn't going to make any difference... Anyway that's what chlorine's for...
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Arguments in favour of speedo's 'for swimming' are hardly relevant in a hot tub eh? wink

Walter-Spitty, has it right, only gay men wear speedos for anything other than serious swimming.
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Where's that picture of Frosty the Snowman demonstrating what to wear in the EoSB hot tub Toofy Grin
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Exactly - and arguments about hygiene aren't too relevant either, given that the things are a bacteria soup.
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Definitely NOT speedos unless you want to give people a laugh.
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Bored shorts.

That's on a 23 year old and a 53 year old.

You don't walk around in pants outside so why do it in a pool/hot tub??
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This music video should answer your question:


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Axsman wrote:
Arguments in favour of speedo's 'for swimming' are hardly relevant in a hot tub eh? wink

Walter-Spitty, has it right, only gay men wear speedos for anything other than serious swimming.


Absolute and utter tripe.
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alex_heney wrote:
Walter-Spitty wrote:
Budgie Smugglers are for gays, closeted gays and serious swimmers ONLY. The same could be said of spandex trunks.


Well I wear them because I am a serious swimmer, but I disagree with you, and so does pretty well the whole of France.

In almost all public pools in France, shorts are simply not permitted.


Since when has the opinion of the French been a valid argument?


Well if that happnes to be wheer teh OP is going, then he will need to take account of their rules.

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In any case, it's purely a fashion/prejudice thing on their part.


As is this ridiculous idea that there is something "wrong" with wearing speedos or similar.

Which is and idea that is very much an American import.

Actually, the French requirement for no shorts is NOT purely a fashion thing. I don't have any links at the moment, but studies have shown that the more clothing is worn in a pool or spa bath, then the more often the filters have to be renewed/replaced, due to larger quantities of fibres.
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