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should i buy a helmet for me or my son first?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
we were skiing the other day and i noticed that loads of other families had helmeted up their young ones and not their selves. I also noticed a man skiing with a helmet on and a baby on his back with no helmet on.

so, i'm going to decide soon to buy a helmet but not sure if i should get one for me or for my lad. he's 14. I don't carry him around on my back much though.

what shape of helmet do i need for my head. it's kind of round. with a wee bit of hair on it.

and should i get one with muzic and what kind of muzic?
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Is your son likely to be a footballer or any other high earner in the future? If so, invest in your future and get him one, if not, save the tiny cost and get drunk Mr. Green
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
given your username, I would have thought helmets were the least of your worries
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Definitely muzac, death metal. Makes you a more aggressive skier.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Just make your own.

No 6 is dead easy, you could make a matching pair.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gallery/2011/feb/03/egypt-protesters-head-protection-helmets#/?picture=371390048&index=0
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If you've both got hair, then a few good thick coats of extra hold hairspray should suffice. Get a good shalaque on and leave for half an hour before head injury.
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Could you get one very big one and share it?

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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?p=1997337#1997337

To save everyone's sanity..... wink Laughing

DB, Laughing
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Looks like you have a bit of right eye prolapse there.... Laughing
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yourself obviously. if your son is lying with his brains splattered across the piste, you will be no good to him if your brains are also splattered across the piste Madeye-Smiley
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anal prolapse, In some places (e.g. Itlay) it's the law that under a certain age helmets must be worn.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Arno, that's a very good point! But mind you, If anal prolapse's brains had spilled out, his son could always wrap himself up in the remnants to help keep warm until international rescue arrived on the scene.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
shoogly, Laughing

But one has to assume, therefore, that his son is a dwarf. A very small dwarf. And that could make International Rescue's search tricky. I mean, very tricky indeed.
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With reference to Snowsquirrell's question, if the son is likely to be a professional footballer, then definitely don't bother with a helmet for him. First of all if he damages himself permanently then the world would only be deprived of a footballer thereby improving the gene pool, and if he only causes himself brain damage then it won't matter as he could still be a professional footballer.
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Selfish gene theory says your son first. He's younger has a better generation of genes and will be soon trying to spread them. You however are now redundant so it doesn't really matter.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
fatbob

It doesn't work quite like that. If you are still fertile & junior isn't yet then the survival instinct says look after No. 1
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anal prolapse wrote:
what shape of helmet do i need for my head. it's kind of round. with a wee bit of hair on it.

Well, from what you say a kind of roundish helmet might be best for you. However, I would recommend that you get one without any hair on it at all - but that's just my opinion Very Happy
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