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Should skiers be culled?

 Poster: A snowHead
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Now that I have been infected by some verminus tourist (a bit like a rat, pigeon or fox), I think we should ask the question at least.

Is it now time to cull skiers.

The PC amounst us will hope there are ways this could be done (sort of) humanely - suggerstions please - but I hope not. Anyway the result would be that there would not be any more germ infected people out there who are able to bring their hideous diseases with them out here.

Of course, if this debilitating runny nose had been inflicted upon a normal human being they would be comatose by now, but being a ski instructor I will, as always, just man-up and carry on.

Oh, Mrs_W has (incorrectly) called it Man-Flu.

I continue to suffer in (almost) silence.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Wayne, Can't be man-flu, if it was you wouldn't be able to lift a finger Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Wayne, To avoid this, please drink harder and faster.

And lay off the skiers. I've heard that the odd one reads these pages every so often Smile
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I think we should work out the culling logistics on Bladers first. Toofy Grin
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Man-flu



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Dear Wayne,

My deepest sympathies for your illness and approaching near death sickness. Whilst I appreciate that you may never be the same again and the pain must be unbearable, a pain so much so that no other human being could every have endured it, you owe it to you fellow man battle on in the face of adversity.

God speed old boy.

Dot.


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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
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papasmurf wrote:
I think we should work out the culling logistics on Bladers first. Toofy Grin


Surly kidneys first to stop the feckers drinking like a bunch idiots Puzzled Very Happy
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Excellent idea. Leave the mountain free for the board-riders amongst us. wink
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Wayne, get down to the Eta Beta for a session on the Poire Williams with the Gina Bellman look-a-like. I'm sure you'll feel better..... Toofy Grin
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