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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

Those of a religious inclination might be tempted by this holiday proposal from a Catholic mission on the shores of Lake Geneva. Particularly if your knees play you up after a hard day's skiing wink.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Brought back memories of Tom Lehrer's Vatican Rag
Quote:
First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect


Full lyrics and chord symbols at http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/thevatic.htm
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

Seems a waste of potential skiing days.....you can always pray and retreat of an evening wink
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You need to Login to know who's really who.

I frequently hear people praying on the slopes, usually at the top of black pistes Smile
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Pete Horn, yeah, that's me! And again half way down, and again at the bottom, although that's a prayer of thanks Madeye-Smiley
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Pete Horn, I start praying when I get on the lift for a hard red... that's how bad i am!
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...

An alternative.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

I always think that Snowboarders are the most religious of skier's. They feel the need to kneel so often, even if it is in the centre of a piste and on a blind bend Toofy Grin
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