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Help!! Doing a ski season but have a wife!!

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Poster: A snowHead
So what do snowheads suggest ?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
some apartments allow wives, though you might need to pay a supplement on the rent.

But if she is left too much on her own in the apartment during the day she might start being destructive, chewing your slippers, weeing on the carpets etc; you need to plan to get her out for regular exercise.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Probably cheaper to have her put down Twisted Evil
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Just ask a 'friend' wink to stay and keep her company and tend to her basic needs Toofy Grin
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Just a wife, that's easy, try one kid and a pregnant wife, top marks though as she gave me green card to ski pow most of Jan, though of course it wasn't her that made it snow and as they say (well I do) no friends and family on powder days. Does your OH not ski or board or is she a mono-skier or blader? This season or next, could still be time for a new more ski compatible model.
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Just tell her you are popping down to the shops, probably be a couple of months before She even notices you have gone Toofy Grin
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=86091&highlight=

But on a serious note - would love to do a season but Mrs NBT refuses to run a chalet as she'll have to clean toilets
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Took my wife...and kids. It worked out ok, just
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nbt, you could always clean the toilets? Surely?
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Scampi Dellahanti, not on a powder day.... snowHead
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Ski Tyke, very good point, but then who actually gives a poo-poo about the state of the toilet on a powder day Toofy Grin
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nbt wrote:
http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=86091&highlight=

But on a serious note - would love to do a season but Mrs NBT refuses to run a chalet as she'll have to clean toilets


I've already told Jules he will have to clean them, he does a much better job of it than I do.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Shimples....... Ditch the wife or if you can't leave her in the car but let o
Her out frequently for exercise and a pee.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
davidof wrote:
So what do snowheads suggest ?


Bad day at the office? From what I see you and the tot seem to do more skiing than many seasonaires Toofy Grin
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
davidof, Hmm a question I have considered too, I have 14 and 10 yr olds too... maybe once they go off to Uni, but will I be fit enough at 52? Hoping so! Colin B, makes a good point, but mass murder is not my style.
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Scampi Dellahanti, I'd bagsied the ski guiding role as I'm better at reading ski maps and relating that to "where the hell are we and where shall we go"
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I had lots of wives when I did my seasons.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Sorry but the answer to this thread and the dogs thread is too make sure they ski as well Laughing


http://youtube.com/v/oYYp82MOQuE
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stevo_the_saddler,
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maybe once they go off to Uni,


thats when the real expenses kick in, afraid you will have to wait until they get a job Toofy Grin then they turn round and say we are doing a ski season dad!!!!!
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davidof, Let us know if you still have the same one next year Shocked
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Frosty wrote:
Took my wife...and kids. It worked out ok, just


That's your solution. Swap wives with Frosty.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Looking at it seriously I don't see that many wives (or husbands) would tolerate it - if I disappeared the locks would be changed on my return I think.......

It's a life that most of us can only dream about - I suppose if you're really driven and have the ability you move the family lock, stock and barrel to a US resort (assuming you need to use English) and become a patroller. I spend time watching them when skiing and think "I could have done that......." Crap pay though, you'd have to own a restaurant or a ski school or something I guess
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