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the 'what shall I be doing while I wait for snow' thread

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
...recent thread mentioned this in passing....

sounds promising - almost as good as the 'injury tally' thread.

my top five

1 a***ing about on snowheads feeling that I am closer to skiing even though my life is draining away
2 watching paint dry
3 checking out all the things I need to take to CH for the nineteenth time
4 rolling up paper into balls and throwing it over to the bin, picking it off the floor, and trying again
5 quietly, gently weeping
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
W anking: www.tblop.com
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
valais2, Going skiing on plastic, short radius turns two joins wide, followed by one wide, hitting the join with the outside foot on each turn; a very good way to ascertain ones skill level and need of enhancement; never believe the old “I can ski on snow but not on this stuff” excuse, it’s not true.
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Training! I'm pushing myself to cycle more at the moment.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Oceanic, ...psst...this is meant to be a deeply ironic thread...anders has got the right idea...(don't own up to things like training for goodness' sake - I will be sneaking out on my bike tomorrow....) ...
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valais2 wrote:
.......3 checking out all the things I need to take to CH for the nineteenth time.....


Judging by Geneva today, I'd say that the old maxim of 'bring a suitcase of cash' is out. Bring two.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
thinking "thank feck there's no snow, my new boots haven't arrived so I'm missing nothing"
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
valais2, I always think most Brits ski in a deeply ironic way
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prep those skis
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Thankfully, the "Genevans" are taking the initiative and buying ski boots.............I however am dressing up as Harry Hill and robbing banks, "Now who's been framed Harry?"
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Watch ski racing on TV and do snow dances?

Book a beach holiday?
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Cynic, ....I've tried 'deeply ironic'...found it deeply unsatisfying....more of a post-modern skier now....
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
valais2, A dadaist leather boot and carving ski liquid melange?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
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wanking seems to be the answer, especially with "not a celeb but fake tits on", will keep me going for a bit. No snow till Jan is the rumour?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Oceanic, ...well...contrary to plans I am NOT cycling today as we have 40-50mph winds here....
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Poster: A snowHead
Defrost the freezer, put the ice outside and pretending its snow..
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
SnowRetreat, ....I've cracked it....I bought some 'snow glasses' on ebay .... glasses with two 'shake and snow' globes on the lens. Now, all I need to do is shake my head, walk about the garden and hey it's snowing everywhere. Result!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
valais2, Laughing
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Today I'm studying for my Probability exams, anyone know what the chances are that I'll pass?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
SMALLZOOKEEPER, If your exam is in the next week or so, you probably won't get stuck in a snowdrift on the way . . .
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