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Wipe-out of the week - series 2

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Poster: A snowHead
Series 1 of 'Wipe-out of the Week' is now being transmitted in the South Pacific, but there's no reason why we shouldn't launch Series 2.

Here's somebody-or-other in a banana-coloured race suit, showing that it isn't just banana skins that get slippery.

Any comments on the technique or artistic impression?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
'Hell, I hope I didn't squash the cat' ....

'She said up on my what?'

'Dive for Life, Born in Fife and sponsored by Fyffe'
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
whats more worrying is he appears to have a bionic leg?? snowHead
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
Skier put off by slope-side fly catching competition.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Do you get extra FIS points for doing a backward roll during a downhill?
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You'll need to Register first of course.
My technician said he was fed up with no-one being able to see the work he puts into my ski bases.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
One banana, two banana, three banana FLOOR (sang to the tune of The Banana Splits - for those of you old enough to remember that show!)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Is that the World Cup circuits best attempt at "Dead Flies"?
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World Cup downhiller astonishes crowd with speed of new shoulder blades

"I thought they were too short, but the performance was astounding. Blades are the future"
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
New piste bashing machine proves effective.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Do you honestly think it's more aerodynamic this way coach ?
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Dick Fosbury at the Winter Olympics.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
laundryman, Cool
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Does anyone remember the downhiller who wiped out at Kitzbuhel and somehow managed to get catapulted over the side netting into the fresh snow? Most years the fresh snow would have been mud!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Nice. Good job it wasn't Serre Che, cause (as far as I remember), on one side of the piste, if you got catapulted over the netting, you'd be making a pretty swift descent...
gregh, pity you haven't got a picture of him mid-fall NehNeh
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Poster: A snowHead
The snowHeads Wipe-Out Research Squad has been out to lunch for a couple of weeks but have just returned with this illustration of how much lift you can get with the right pair of skis. Sadly the consequences don't seem to have been photographed.

Any comment on this shot?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
David Goldsmith, Despite the URL, I can confidently suggest that this is a photo of my kind of skiing as practised by me on green runs anywhere .

The result is a sore bottom, ski-free boots, selctive language and much blaming of :- Equipment, Piste condition, 'The plonker who skied in front of me', Instructor, Weather, Skiing partner[s) for trying to talk to me, State of the snow, icy patches ( as clearly visible just out of picture) and the bump in the snow.

I need to copyright it.
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