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I wonder if snowheads can give some advice on the following topics?
i. Should I get a vintage sports car, I know nothing about mechanics but saw a Frog Eyed Sprite at the weekend and wonder if remortgaging the house to buy one is a good idea?
ii. Should I invest in wine?
iii. Would wearing lycra cycling shorts make me more attractive to the opposite sex?
iv. If I bought a yacht what would be the chance of persuading Patsy Kensit and Liz Hurley to cruise the Greek islands with me?
v. Should I take up base jumping, is it dangerous?
vi. Anyone know of an avalanche course in la Grave?
vii. Anyone had a hair transplant?
viii. I've seen some boots on sale 1 size too smal, would a boot fitter be able to sort them out\/
ix. I'm thinking of getting some 130mm skis for a helitrip, will they be ok in the park?
x. I'm looking for a helmet to suit a fat, round head, what do Snowheads recommend?
xi. Last weekend I bought a superbike, do I need a license or is my car licence ok?
xii. Which musical instrument would make me most attractive to young women?
xiii. Should I wear back protection on piste?
xiiii. Anyone here skied a resort called Courcheval?
xiiii. Does lypo suction leave scars?
xv. I'm keen to try speed flying, do I need to be able to ski?
xvi. I'm keen to dabble in off piste, do I need an avalanche chord?
xvii. What will the weather in Ärsfeld be like on the 15th of March?
xviii. Should I blow 4 grand on a carbon fibre mountain bike?
xviiii. IPad or Android?
xx. Real Ale or German Lager?
xxi. I'm going on a road trip with some mates next winter, can I get snow chains for my Porche Cayenne?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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xxii. Should I moisturise?
xxiii. Anyone had a sack, back and crack wax?
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| davidof wrote: |
i. Should I get a vintage sports car, I know nothing about mechanics but saw a Frog Eyed Sprite at the weekend and wonder if remortgaging the house to buy one is a good idea? |
I resemble that remark 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Yes
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Nil
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Who cares
P1$$ pot
Just ride fast, doesn't matter
Tuba
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Raining
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IPad
Lager
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Hope that helps
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davidof, You know all the answers already... for you have the wisdom of years 
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| davidof wrote: |
xxii. Should I moisturise?
xxiii. Anyone had a sack, back and crack wax? |
I've found that moisturising after a b,s & c is essential to avoid unsightly rashes.
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Colin B, Don't forget exfoliation 
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does ankle flex or knee flex initiate the tips to make me carve slarve
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward...
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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under a new name, 12mpg best sell up completely, great car.
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[Outraged] blah blah moderators!!! blah blah The Piste! blah blah AZ! blah standards! blah blah blah maintain! blah blah google!! blah blah skiing!!! [/Outraged]
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You know it makes sense.
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xiv, no?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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davidof, items to add to make you irresistable to office temp;
multicouloured baggy trousers, elasticated waist or draw string?
number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch?
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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| under a new name wrote: |
| i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward... |
FF even better.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward...
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...series 1, better dashboard.
I'll get my anorak...
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xxiv: The Middle Aged Bloke All In 1 Off Season Thread........
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Spyderman, I see your point, agree somewhat but surely harder to find and maintain in France? Also, I think the FF has slightly less elegant lines.
sanman, get your anorak?
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two xiiii s ? Getting a bit forgetful in your middle age?
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DB,  My kind of bike
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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boredsurfin, what, even though you still have to do some of the pedal work..... 
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Chasseur, missed that bit.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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| sunnbuel wrote: |
number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch? |
I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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get a cyclone motor in any case.
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xxv. Anyone know anyone who's offering a too good to be true not-a-job chance to SKI THE ALPS ALL NEXT SEASON - FOR FREE !?
xxvi. Does every good meal really end with Underburg ?
xxvii. Is it true that wrist guards just mean you break your elbow instead ?
xxviii. How long do we keep have to adding questions till we reach XXX ! (filfth)
xxix. What's your favorite part of a horse ?
xxx. WAAAAHAAAAAY !
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You know it makes sense.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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| Gazzza wrote: |
xxv. Anyone know anyone who's offering a too good to be true not-a-job chance to SKI THE ALPS ALL NEXT SEASON - FOR FREE !?
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Excellent.
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Poster: A snowHead
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xxxi - is washing your car on Sunday compulsory or can I take the odd week off and do you think the neighbours will think I've lost it ?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Chamcham,
Don't need to: it was the slogan on the Dave Murray Camp* T-shirt a couple of years ago.
*THE instructional programme for middle-age wannabes like me, terminally stranded on the intermediate plateau
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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| davidof wrote: |
| sunnbuel wrote: |
number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch? |
I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive. |
You could alternatively go for a hair transplant.
I have heard rumours however, that it's the back, sack and crack hair that they use.
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davidof,
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I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive.
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What, like leaning away from the mountain?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Davidof, imagine how you will look in a mirror. That should provide you with an answer to most of your topics.
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xxxii: I've been thinking of getting into big mountain skiing, can anyone tell me what's the difference between randonee and alpine ski boots?, Does anyone have a suggestion for a place where I can find cheap randonee gear?
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