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The Middle Aged Bloke All In 1 Off Season Thread

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I wonder if snowheads can give some advice on the following topics?

i. Should I get a vintage sports car, I know nothing about mechanics but saw a Frog Eyed Sprite at the weekend and wonder if remortgaging the house to buy one is a good idea?

ii. Should I invest in wine?

iii. Would wearing lycra cycling shorts make me more attractive to the opposite sex?

iv. If I bought a yacht what would be the chance of persuading Patsy Kensit and Liz Hurley to cruise the Greek islands with me?

v. Should I take up base jumping, is it dangerous?

vi. Anyone know of an avalanche course in la Grave?

vii. Anyone had a hair transplant?

viii. I've seen some boots on sale 1 size too smal, would a boot fitter be able to sort them out\/

ix. I'm thinking of getting some 130mm skis for a helitrip, will they be ok in the park?

x. I'm looking for a helmet to suit a fat, round head, what do Snowheads recommend?

xi. Last weekend I bought a superbike, do I need a license or is my car licence ok?

xii. Which musical instrument would make me most attractive to young women?

xiii. Should I wear back protection on piste?

xiiii. Anyone here skied a resort called Courcheval?

xiiii. Does lypo suction leave scars?

xv. I'm keen to try speed flying, do I need to be able to ski?

xvi. I'm keen to dabble in off piste, do I need an avalanche chord?

xvii. What will the weather in Ärsfeld be like on the 15th of March?

xviii. Should I blow 4 grand on a carbon fibre mountain bike?

xviiii. IPad or Android?

xx. Real Ale or German Lager?

xxi. I'm going on a road trip with some mates next winter, can I get snow chains for my Porche Cayenne?
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davidof, Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
xxii. Should I moisturise?
xxiii. Anyone had a sack, back and crack wax?
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davidof wrote:

i. Should I get a vintage sports car, I know nothing about mechanics but saw a Frog Eyed Sprite at the weekend and wonder if remortgaging the house to buy one is a good idea?

I resemble that remark wink
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
davidof, Laughing Laughing
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Who cares
P1$$ pot
Just ride fast, doesn't matter
Tuba
Yes
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Yes
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Raining
Yes
IPad
Lager
No need

Yes
No

Hope that helps
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davidof, You know all the answers already... for you have the wisdom of years Laughing
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davidof wrote:
xxii. Should I moisturise?
xxiii. Anyone had a sack, back and crack wax?

I've found that moisturising after a b,s & c is essential to avoid unsightly rashes.
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Colin B, Don't forget exfoliation Shocked
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does ankle flex or knee flex initiate the tips to make me carve slarve wink
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i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward...
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
under a new name, 12mpg best sell up completely, great car.
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[Outraged] blah blah moderators!!! blah blah The Piste! blah blah AZ! blah standards! blah blah blah maintain! blah blah google!! blah blah skiing!!! [/Outraged]
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Quote:
xiiii.


xiv, no?
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davidof, items to add to make you irresistable to office temp;
multicouloured baggy trousers, elasticated waist or draw string?
number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch?
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davidof, Laughing Laughing Laughing

Should I buy a T shirt from this lot:

http://www.oldguysruleuk.co.uk/shop/T-Shirts.html

which says, "The older I get, the better it was?!"
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under a new name wrote:
i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward...


FF even better.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Quote:

i. if you're going to remortgage, Jensen Interceptor, only way forward...


...series 1, better dashboard.

I'll get my anorak...
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xxiv: The Middle Aged Bloke All In 1 Off Season Thread........ wink
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Spyderman, I see your point, agree somewhat but surely harder to find and maintain in France? Also, I think the FF has slightly less elegant lines.

sanman, get your anorak?
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two xiiii s ? Getting a bit forgetful in your middle age? Laughing
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...... which electric Mountain bike should I buy and do I need puncture proof tyres?
http://www.electricmountainbikes.com/
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
DB, Very Happy My kind of bike
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boredsurfin, what, even though you still have to do some of the pedal work..... Toofy Grin
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Chasseur, Shocked missed that bit.
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sunnbuel wrote:

number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch?


I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
DB wrote:
...... which electric Mountain bike should I buy and do I need puncture proof tyres?
http://www.electricmountainbikes.com/


get a cyclone motor in any case.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
xxv. Anyone know anyone who's offering a too good to be true not-a-job chance to SKI THE ALPS ALL NEXT SEASON - FOR FREE !?
xxvi. Does every good meal really end with Underburg ?
xxvii. Is it true that wrist guards just mean you break your elbow instead ?
xxviii. How long do we keep have to adding questions till we reach XXX ! (filfth)
xxix. What's your favorite part of a horse ?
xxx. WAAAAHAAAAAY !
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You know it makes sense.
davidof, Having a bad day Puzzled Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Gazzza wrote:
xxv. Anyone know anyone who's offering a too good to be true not-a-job chance to SKI THE ALPS ALL NEXT SEASON - FOR FREE !?



Excellent.
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xxxi - is washing your car on Sunday compulsory or can I take the odd week off and do you think the neighbours will think I've lost it ?
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Chamcham,

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Should I buy a T shirt from this lot:

http://www.oldguysruleuk.co.uk/shop/T-Shirts.html

which says, "The older I get, the better it was?!"



Don't need to: it was the slogan on the Dave Murray Camp* T-shirt a couple of years ago.







*THE instructional programme for middle-age wannabes like me, terminally stranded on the intermediate plateau
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
davidof wrote:
sunnbuel wrote:

number 1 or 2 shaved head to hide bald patch?


I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive.


You could alternatively go for a hair transplant.

I have heard rumours however, that it's the back, sack and crack hair that they use.
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davidof,
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I've been considering that option, but going bald to disguise you are going bald seems counter intuitive.

What, like leaning away from the mountain?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Davidof, imagine how you will look in a mirror. That should provide you with an answer to most of your topics.
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xxxii: I've been thinking of getting into big mountain skiing, can anyone tell me what's the difference between randonee and alpine ski boots?, Does anyone have a suggestion for a place where I can find cheap randonee gear?
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