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Advanced Skier: Anyone who can remain standing while skiing down a mountain for as long as he/she stood in line waiting to go up.

Beginner Skier: Newcomer to the slopes who has to rely on simple ignorance to bring about skiing mishaps that he/she will eventually learn to cause through sheer stupidity.

Expert Skier: Savvy, seasoned, trail-smart skier who has sufficiently mastered the complex art of navigating the slopes to be able to repeatedly execute downhill runs at a mountain without ever skidding, falling or paying.

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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Battlezone, expert skier - is that really 'paying' or did you mean 'praying'!!

Definition of a skier:
Not a boarder whilst skiing!
Usually not found sitting in the middle of pistes just below a rise.


Last edited by Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person on Fri 25-02-11 20:09; edited 1 time in total
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Megamum, yawn
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Yay I'm Recreational Standard - means I can go on the slopes at MK on my own now
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Megamum, I'm wih rasyscoops.

That's a little unfair
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found sitting in the middle of pistes just below a rise.


6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

In my experience as a boarder, and a skier... Skiers have more of a habit of stopping and standing mid piste, often at the top of steep pitch, where they would be better of just getting on with it.

As a boarder, SITTING mid piste, is not actually a very nice place to be... in fact, it's pretty scary as anyone can hit you. They are standing, on ski's or a board - so the bit that may hit you is the hard edgy piece of the ski ... not pleasant either way!
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In my experience as a boarder, and a skier... Skiers have more of a habit of stopping and standing mid piste, often at the top of steep pitch, where they would be better of just getting on with it.


IME, there are idiots who ski and idiots who board, both do stupid things without thinking. Nothing to do with which sport they choose, some people are just idiots.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
It a good little book Wink great toilet reading
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
kevindonkleywood wrote:
It a good little book Wink great toilet reading


I know! Got it for Christmas and still chuckling everytime I pick it up! Laughing
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