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telford_mike, Are you one of these people who wipes their nose on the back of their gloves then? wink Laughing
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Schuss in Boots wrote:
telford_mike, Are you one of these people who wipes their nose on the back of their gloves then? wink Laughing


Isn't that what the little sgueege thing on some of my gloves is for then?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
[quote="Schuss in Boots"]telford_mike, Are you one of these people who wipes their nose on the back of their gloves then? wink Laughing[/quote

Burton gloves used to have special fabric patches on them called SNAP (SNot Absorption Pads). Just keep one hand for the nose and the other for the goggles wink
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Just keep one hand for the nose and the other for the goggles

If only I could remember which one..... Toofy Grin
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Schuss in Boots wrote:
telford_mike, Are you one of these people who wipes their nose on the back of their gloves then? wink Laughing


Very good question Toofy Grin I ski in Wengen - complimentary tissues at all the lift stations, and the Swiss have a typically tolerant attitude to an occasional sniff Embarassed
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A small cable lock for peace of mind.
This small light item has enhanced my enjoyment of on piste lunches more than I could have imagined. No more worrying about whether I have the right skis or l
finding mine chucked aside because some asshole wanted my parking space. Also if you are too warm you can ball up your fleece/jacket and wrap/lock it to any handy upright to be retrieved on the way home.
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Small flask full of whiskey.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
transceiver, probe, shovel, map, spare goggles or sunglasses, bum wipe, tampoons, sense of humour for busy lift lines, garlic breath for crammed cabine, a really bad bit of botty gas for gondola, mars bars (energy gel), knife etc etc and a bit of attitude for that nasty drop off into the welcoming powder
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c0Ka|Ne wrote:
Small flask full of whiskey.


Damn! Beat me to it! Preferably a decent 18 year old malt....
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Definitely! Very Happy
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kevindonkleywood wrote:
and not one mention of condoms Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

Ski-bunny.
Condoms. Toofy Grin
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Chewing gum. Stops the mouth getting dry.

Name and telephone number of accommodation (I did once spent well over an hour hiking round Meribel in ski boots because I had forgotten which of several thousand identical chalets I'd started from - had been taken to the rondpoint in a minibus and hadn't paid attention). Embarassed I gave one of the few Frenchmen in Meribel a laugh by explaining it was quite near a bus stop called "scolaires". Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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Lechbob wrote:
kevindonkleywood wrote:
and not one mention of condoms Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

Ski-bunny.
Condoms. Toofy Grin


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Condoms(s) Toofy Grin
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telford_mike wrote:
Whre does everyone put all this stuff? I find if I always put things in the same pocket I'm less likely to forget them.

Here's my checklist:

Upper left jacket pocket - wallet -.


What's this obsession with taking wallets with you - surely all you need is some euros and 1x credit card - if you take you're how wallett with you then you might loose it out your pocket whilst skiing and you'd be totally bolloxed - no names no pack drill but alanm take a bow
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
bertie bassett, agreed - I know it's a girl thing, but I have a little purse with a clip that I can attach to the inside of my pocket to avoid it falling out.
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holidayloverxx, yet another example of your efficiency and attention to detail. I am, once again, lost in admiration. Toofy Grin
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lightningdan wrote:
Lechbob wrote:
kevindonkleywood wrote:
and not one mention of condoms Toofy Grin Toofy Grin

Ski-bunny.
Condoms. Toofy Grin


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Condoms(s) Toofy Grin

I thought I was exaggerating. Especially as I forgot the Viagra.
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Along with most of the other suggested items, I never leave home without Vicks 'up your nose stick inhaler' thingy & glucose tablets Smile
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I never leave home without Vicks 'up your nose stick inhaler' thingy
Me too, in England as abroad. A brilliant invention for suspect sinuses.
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a spare pair of contact lenses, just in case wink .
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bertie bassett wrote:
telford_mike wrote:
Whre does everyone put all this stuff? I find if I always put things in the same pocket I'm less likely to forget them.

Here's my checklist:

Upper left jacket pocket - wallet -.


What's this obsession with taking wallets with you - surely all you need is some euros and 1x credit card - if you take you're how wallett with you then you might loose it out your pocket whilst skiing and you'd be totally bolloxed - no names no pack drill but alanm take a bow


Very true. The same is also true for everyday life however, and we all use wallets at home, so I'll take my chances Toofy Grin
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If you're wealthy enough....one of these? Toofy Grin
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#1 - check who I am skiing with. If they need to refer to a list, find someone else to ski with....
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You know it makes sense.
Shooting stick
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Scratch that, I'd read it as Daily Mail Ski checklist. Embarassed
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Wayne wrote:
BMF_Skier,
Good point

Skis / poles or board
Gloves
Helmet
Warm Hat
Sun Cream / Lip balm
Sunglasses/Goggles
Liftpass
Money
Mobile phone
Tissues
Chocolate bar
Extra layer
Contact Card (for children)
Ehic card / Copy of insurance details


KEYS, appartment or hotel room, front door as well if door gets locked, or bit of paper with boot room door code etc

and the hotels breakfast buffet instead of buying lunch, after all the Hotel/TO are charging you for it, aren't they Toofy Grin wink
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Chasseur wrote:
If you're wealthy enough....one of these? Toofy Grin


Exactly, they just will not go away!! Very Happy
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
These are what ski bunnies are??? Why didn't somebody say something sooner!!

Added to my favourites.
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bertie bassett wrote:
telford_mike wrote:
Whre does everyone put all this stuff? I find if I always put things in the same pocket I'm less likely to forget them.

Here's my checklist:

Upper left jacket pocket - wallet -.


What's this obsession with taking wallets with you - surely all you need is some euros and 1x credit card - if you take you're how wallett with you then you might loose it out your pocket whilst skiing and you'd be totally bolloxed - no names no pack drill but alanm take a bow


Mmm.... He won't let me forget it!! He's correct though, just take one card and some cash.


pam w wrote:
.... Name and telephone number of accommodation .....
Good idea to have name of resort too, I've known some who were unsure whether they were staying in Les Arcs 16 or 1800.

I never carry insurance or EHIC card arround with me, just more to lose.
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Ski locker key (if applicable)
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Water/lunch
Neck tube thingy, vital if the weather gets bad and winds kicks in

<-- always skis with a pack
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It's Whisky, not whiskey!!! (if you're talking 18 year old single malt anyway). Although a hip flask of JD would do in a pinch.

Snow Bunnies.
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surely this is as wind-up ?
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Ghost Dog, rolling eyes

Is Drambuie ok to?
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telford_mike wrote:
Whre does everyone put all this stuff? I find if I always put things in the same pocket I'm less likely to forget them.

Here's my checklist:

Upper left jacket pocket - wallet - contains money, ehic, insurance details, credit card, ski-pass.
Upper right jacket pocket - phone (decent one that doubles as a camera) and sunglasses
Lower left jacket pocket - smokes, lighter and mints
Lower right jacket pocket - apartment key.


That's a good shout about the specific pockets. I generally leave the major packing to my other half and we take a backpack between us. I always have the essentials on me of course but additional things like the water/extra top, various important paperwork etc we do take in a backpack as we only ever ski together anyway. Maybe its because I get him to carry the backpack that I dont mind us having one Laughing
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c0Ka|Ne wrote:
These are what ski bunnies are??? Why didn't somebody say something sooner!!

Added to my favourites.


We have been bleating on about them for a few weeks!! Toofy Grin
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