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After a stint in the French army, I have kept an interest in all things military. So I have just come across those pics which some of you might find interesting, since I doubt the british army is often seen in these situations.

Some great pics with a few below but a lot more (and bigger and better res) HERE.










And displaying the latest in fartbag fashion:


I bet Oakley would love this shot:
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cool pics, thanks

the last one reminds me of horizon's jibber pics Cool
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The Royal Marines run an outward bounds course too. But they don't tend to pose quite as well wink
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better him than me!



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Kruisler, and here are our Royal Marine commandos on winter exercise in Norway
http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/PictureViewers/GalleryTheNavyOnExerciseInNorway.htm
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Our marines don't seem to be so good at camouflage.
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In both forces I notice a distinct lack of helmets in many of these shots!
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Ghost Dog, or beekeeping, judging by the French troops kit.
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Excellent pictures of outstanding quality. Our own Marines train in Norway, of course.
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That'll be Hemel Hempstead after the spending cuts. wink
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Our own Marines


I thought you were a Kiwi wink
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since I doubt the british army is often seen in these situations


Shame the French army are only any good at posing for the camera, eh?
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Have often seen French troops skinning up the side of pistes in Flaine.
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Mosha Marc, Very Happy. I did spend nearly 3 decades in 'our' Air Force - and I'm rather proud of 'our' Forces. Cool
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since I doubt the british army is often seen in these situations


Shame the French army are only any good at posing for the camera, eh?


Lame effort!

I have been in this country for 14 years, you'll need a bit more than that to wind me up! wink
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Ghost Dog wrote:
Our marines don't seem to be so good at camouflage.


yeah they are....you just haven't seen them Laughing
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Arno, LMAO, I was sitting here trying to think up a joke like that.
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...reserved for joke about the skis being twintips so they can ski backwards... Wink

Skiing backwards while machine-gunning the baddies would be cool.
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Met three guys from the French mountain forces in our hotel bar last week, where one of them was celebrating his birthday. They were in Tignes training for an Afghan deployment. He bought a couple of bottles of champagne so the rest of us in the bar could toast his birthday. He was then 'treated' to that peculiar British tradition of "the bumps" - although he did shout for matters to be stopped around bump 10 (he was very drunk) but the brave Brits helping him to celebrate kept going well in to the 20s Happy All three seemed nice guys, but looked like they could look after themselves pretty well if the going got tough.
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Our marines don't seem to be so good at camouflage.


yeah they are....you just haven't seen them


Laughing Laughing

great pics btw Kruisler,
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i shared a hut with a group of about 20 French troops. it was near Briancon so it may well have been Foreign Legion. we had been hoping to have the place to ourselves (it was out of season so we were in the winter rooms) so were a little disappointed when this lot turned up. however, they were absolutely impeccably behaved - all crammed themselves into one room; leaving us to take up an entire room between 3 of us, quiet, neat etc

they did spoil the plans of one other group who had clearly gone up to the hut with the intention of sitting around smoking bowls all afternoon/evening and felt somewhat inhibited about doing this in front of a bunch of soldiers!
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If they were Foreign Legion, they may well not have been French, of course.....
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I found myself surrounded by a group of demob-happy German Alpine troops at the Oktoberfest (in 1988). They were dancing on the tables swinging ice-axes around. They were quite amiable, but too far gone to realise they had a British spy with a feeble grasp of German in their midst.
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operating under french colours...
maybe that's why they were so quiet - none of them spoke the same language Cool
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In Les Arcs year, going down a famous unpisted run called 'Malgovert', its at about 2500m. Hard run but great fun. Thought we had done well till we came arcoss French army guys skiing (skinning?) up the run with full gear, backpacks, guns etc..and they had left from Arc 1600. Respect.
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ROFLMAO Laughing Laughing Laughing
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A friend once pointed out a group of mountain huts and said "Thats where the French army train...Oh whats the name for them? You know, they have a special name." (Foriegn Legion she meant)
"POW's?" I replied.

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If they were Foreign Legion, they may well not have been French, of course.....


Arno forgot.
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....they did spoil the plans of one other group who had clearly gone up to the hut with the intention of sitting around smoking bowls all afternoon/evening and felt somewhat inhibited about doing this in front of a bunch of soldiers!


They obviously don't know soldiers that well.
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Great pictures. One of my friends was in the Marines and did that training in Norway. Last few years (much older and a quite a bit fatter) he has been skiing here and I've been surprised at how very slow he's been to pick up skiing. He's had some good lessons, and basically knows what to do, but he's very anxious and finds it hard to relax. I thought he'd be yomping around all over the place, but he hasn't. After leaving the marines he was a professional diver working in tough locations including off shore oil rigs in Nigeria. He's no wimp (and when we're sailing he's always the one who has to go over the side if something gets stuck round the prop) but his Norwegian stint hasn't done much for his skiing.

I love that suit with the leaves. Blush
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You can see some of the Austrian army guys fairly regularly in St Anton too (think they have a base in/near Lech?), they kit didn't seem to be quite so good though, skinny SKINNY short skis with old dynafits (and they were using the lifts).
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what a peculiar place to do a spot of bee-keeping wink
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Saw soldiers quite a lot on my season. Think they were Italian. Most of them were comepletely crap at skiing though which was quite funny. They were just dumped at the top and left to get on with it.
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It's sometimes like that in the marines too, I think. You get issued with "pussers planks" - great long old skis, probably not exactly the latest touring set up - and then start off down the slope (not a piste, natch) with 65 lbs on your back.
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Think that there is a training barracks on the road above Flaine, probably for the sprogs doing some basic winter training by the look of them, seen them on the GM a few times. Some girlies with them too.
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Kruisler wrote:
The Voice of Reason wrote:
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since I doubt the british army is often seen in these situations


Shame the French army are only any good at posing for the camera, eh?


Lame effort!

I have been in this country for 14 years, you'll need a bit more than that to wind me up! wink



The French Army is the only one where they have a reverse gear on their tanks wink
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Whitegold, no one's heard that before. Ever. Not even the Italians. rolling eyes
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Whitegold wrote:
Kruisler wrote:
The Voice of Reason wrote:
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since I doubt the british army is often seen in these situations


Shame the French army are only any good at posing for the camera, eh?


Lame effort!

I have been in this country for 14 years, you'll need a bit more than that to wind me up! wink



The French Army is the only one where they have a reverse gear on their tanks wink


Whats the difference between toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

French Special Forces:



http://youtube.com/v/4rJAw-fuYHk

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I love that suit with the leaves. Blush

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