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compared to here

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201431

i think we all get off pretty lightly for asking the same question for the 100th time!!!! Very Happy
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
some people on here get so whiney if you suggest they might like to do a fuggin search it is unbelievable. when i type out some information, i kind of hope it will be of use to more than one person. obviously, if people search they can find all the dumb stuff i have written too. swings and roundabouts...
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I laughed at "here is a fire, please go die in it immediately".

This guy on the other hand had a couple of excellent comebacks, proving that not all jongs are created equal:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201466
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You've just discovered TGR is aggressive huh?

JONG!!!!!!!


Wink
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
shoogly, Very Happy
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Lets keep it that way, mind I do like the little photos by the user name. Plus I have changed my mind about the profanity filter. We could always subvert their culture by sneaking in there en mass and be nice, what am I saying they might find out and sneak in here...
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
our insults are more subtle
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
pam w wrote:
our insults are more subtle


I'm now wondering if that is an insult
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not that subtle wink
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JONG - 1

Newby Wannabe Maggots - 0
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I have never been on that site before following your link. I have to say OMG!!!! That site is scary. I won't be visiting it again.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I think that may be a troll right there.. rolling eyes
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
*adopts Jong username*

What's a Maggot?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
zammo, something that's not quite super"fly"?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
zammo wrote:
*adopts Jong username*

What's a Maggot?


They're heeeeeurrrre
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NickyJ wrote:
I have never been on that site before following your link. I have to say OMG!!!! That site is scary. I won't be visiting it again.

You'd be missing out on oodles of entertainment.

I must say, I snuck my first TGR post in under the radar and came away completely unscathed. And relieved.
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jbob wrote:
Lets keep it that way, mind I do like the little photos by the user name. Plus I have changed my mind about the profanity filter. We could always subvert their culture by sneaking in there en mass and be nice, what am I saying they might find out and sneak in here...

Some of them are us. And some of us are them.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Reading between the lines what we have there is a bunch of Colorado etc ski bums who are so bored waiting for snow to fall that they create trolling aliases and flame each other. Just wait for Alpinezone to join for some comedy gold. Almost as sad as UK desk jockeys who have the depth of knowledge to spot it wink

I do think someone should create a Snowheadzadmin alias and troll them over to our "cozy middle england gaperfest" wink
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I must confess to quite admiring the artistry of this post:

Quote:
Here's the deal you gaping gonorrhific sperm clot staining the crusty outer ridges of a torn up goat f----r's s--t hole: SHUT THE F--K UP. DON'T POST HERE. There are limits to the amount of faggotry tolerable in here and you've already surpassed your quota for an entire lifetime. Go f--k your mom.


Laughing Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Hurtle, this guy comes out with some gems:

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/member.php?u=10955

in fact i sometimes think he needs to come over here
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Hurtle wrote:
I must confess to quite admiring the artistry of this post:

Quote:
Here's the deal you gaping gonorrhific sperm clot staining the crusty outer ridges of a torn up goat f----r's s--t hole: SHUT THE F--K UP. DON'T POST HERE. There are limits to the amount of faggotry tolerable in here and you've already surpassed your quota for an entire lifetime. Go f--k your mom.


Laughing Laughing


Goats ...even over there ...........................
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Zero-G, 'nice pics' doesn't count Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
The TRs and photos on TGR are generally of a really high quality and plentiful and make it well worth checking the site out regardless of the language
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Bring back Jef Wickes...............................
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
And his left testicle..................
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
TG is useful occasionally, especially for arcane technical stuff and geek advice: Embarassed Crying or Very sad

BUT most of the time its like Coventry -everyone knows where it is but no-one really wants to go there snowHead
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Exactly what rambotion said. And the entertainment value can be high, as Hurtle's example illustrates - it's the ski forum equivalent of carcrash TV.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Just a differnt kind of sad bar steward IMO.


But Jong - what word in the lexicon of young peepul is this? Can I use it in my first meeting with my new tutor group next week?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
It's like banging your (own) head on the wall :C
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
It's like banging your (own) head on the wall :C
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Poster: A snowHead
I luv 'em - I do about 3x the amount of business with Maggots than snowHeads.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
scotia wrote:
Zero-G, 'nice pics' doesn't count Laughing

As if Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Am I going to get flamed if I ask if it's wrong to do the catholic church thing with my sister?
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They're not into incest, just paed.... Sad
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Did JWAZ die out? It seemed to move about a bit for a while then disappeared.

Now that was abuse!
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American thirtysomethings pretending to be 15. rolling eyes (I've probably said this before somewhere.)
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Lizzard, as opposed to grumpy old cows hanging around da yoof on Natives? NehNeh wink
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
stoatsbrother, you evidently haven't met many of them. (Unless you're so fossilised that mid-40s counts as 'yoof', that is.)
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i love it on there.......never been flamed and it´s ridiculously entertaining seeing some folk get taken out Laughing
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Its another good source of info, sometimes not the info you wanted Toofy Grin

Often worth a read though, just for the fun factor as has been mentioned Madeye-Smiley
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