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Hey WTFH ! - how was Beaver Creek?

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Poster: A snowHead
WTFH - you mentioned you were going to Beaver Creek. How was it ? Madeye-Smiley
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Rumour is he lost his 'paddle' wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Beaver was amazing.

Even better customer service than Deer Valley, conditions on the snow were great, the restaurants had good food, and at the end of the day, there are staff at the resort giving out fresh chocolate chip cookies.
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Great Beaver...

Yes, I only had it stuffed this morning...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Naked Gun 2, I believe.
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Sadly they still make me chuckle.

I'm in hospital? What is it?

A big white building with doctors inside, but that's not important right now...
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
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Sadly they still make me chuckle.

Shirley not.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Looks like I picked a bad day to give up glue sniffing.

(yeah, I know we're on to "Airplane" now, but it's the same genre)
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Looks like I picked a bad day to give up glue sniffing.

Have you tried patches? Just glue them on.
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Operator: NO! THE WHITE PHONE.
Oever : Oh! ( picks up white phone ) This is Captain Oever!
Operator: One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic.
PA : Captain Oever, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence
Oever, white courtesy phone.
Oever : I'VE GOT IT!
PA : Thank you.
Operator: Go ahead with your call.
MayoDoct: Uh, this is Doctor Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a
passenger on your Chicago flight 209er, a little girl
named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. She's
scheduled for a heart transplant, we'd like you to tell
her mother we found a donor an hour ago. We have the
heart here, ready for surgery. . . We must have the
recipient on the operating table within 6 hours. I
want you to make sure she's kept in a reclined position
and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. Also,
its very important that she remain calm. . .
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an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Oever : Alright, Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
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Oldlady : Nervous?
Striker : Yes.
Oldlady : First time?
Striker : NO, I've been nervous lots of times.

Dreadful...but still amusing
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