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Poster: A snowHead
I am a bad, bad person.

I shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

I lack the ability to make sensible decisions.

I am colour blind.

My mother would be ashamed of me. The rest of my family seem to have all gone very quiet, and everyone's doing a lot of navel gazing trying not to criticise.

I think it might be comfortable, and it's certainly pretty unique. Did I do wrong?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330401770538&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
THAT is gorgeous Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Monium, If he wore that when skiing no wonder his consultant has stopped him skiing Toofy Grin
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Monium, In the land of the blind..... you will go far Laughing

Congrats.
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Bones, Laughing Laughing . I think I'd be stuffing it up the consultants @rse, and buying a new outfit.
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Monium, Did it include the Oxo and spoons? It does say it has lots of features, perhaps this is a Ray Mears Survival suit. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Monium, is that purchase before or after dishing out advise on Andorra Laughing Puzzled
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Monium, what on earth are you going to use it for?
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under a new name wrote:
Monium, what on earth are you going to use it for?


I will be wearing it for weekends between ski trips, just to keep me warm, and to scare the local criminals enough that they wouldn't even making trouble - nobody tries to mug a mentalist because they can be rather dangerous.

I do have one question though - that colour is doing funny things to my eyes, I wonder what it will do to the signal in the lift pass machines Very Happy

Thinking about it, there's a couple of weddings this year, including my sisters, I could threaten to wear it...
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moffatross wrote:
Rocki wrote:
Monium, Did it include the Oxo and spoons? It does say it has lots of features, perhaps this is a Ray Mears Survival suit. Laughing Laughing Laughing


Actually, they look like something you might find under a smackhead's bed for when they go chasing the dragon Toofy Grin ....


Starting to think a smack problem could excuse this purchase, but really not sure even Class A's will excuse this with the fashion police.
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moffatross, Every junkie knows that Kitkat foil will do in an emergency Laughing
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There should be a law against this sort of thing. Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Monium, if you're not going on the EoSB, can I buy it off you Laughing Laughing
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Mrs Monium here.

I have threatened Mr Monium with a life of singlehood if he actually goes ahead and wears this, (and he certainly won't be getting any for quite some time in any event).

He sent me a link to it shortly before it "accidentally" fell into his online shopping basket, and I had to go and recover from severe eye bleed and vomiting.

Even worse, he is apparently scouring the internet for something equally hideous for me. I don't know what I've done to deserve this... Crying or Very sad
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MrsMonium I'm not sure if anything I say will be of help to you Shocked Laughing
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
That looks like fenlandskier's eosb fartbag!!!!
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Almost as bad as Ghost Doggy's brother's jacket.
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I'd just like to let you all know that this thing arrived today, and it is so much better than I had expected. The purple/red colour in real life is much more salmon pink, and it's really two tone nasty Smile

I am genuinely happy as a pig in the proverbial at the moment, the girls at work have called environmental health to try and get help Very Happy
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Monium wrote:
Mrs Monium here.

I have threatened Mr Monium with a life of singlehood if he actually goes ahead and wears this, (and he certainly won't be getting any for quite some time in any event).


Not from you perhaps but if he wears it during gay week hell be having the ride(s) of his life. Wink
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hideous , the only all in one i like is the burton one!!! whats next? 80's eddie the eagle style jackets and salopettes??? Laughing
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Monium, make sure you fill in the name panel tucked inside it - would hate to think of it getting mislaid and not find it's way home Toofy Grin
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