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The News of the World guide to skiing
 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead

All you need to know, by Rachel Richardson:

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabulous/travel/656421/Fabulous-guide-to-SKIING.html

Quote:
... trust me, forget heels. They may look smokin' but you won't look hot when you slip and get run over by a snow plough. I'll admit, I packed a few 6-inchers - but soon realised the error of my ways!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

A fun read Ernst Goldsmith, but there's enough people on the slopes as it is without encouraging others Toofy Grin Especially NotW readers Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

"THE BEST RESORTS FOR VIRGIN SKIIERS
Switzerland - Wengen
France - Les Arcs
Austria - Mayrhofen
Andorra - Soldeu"

So that's where all the virgins are, no wonder I've never come across one skiing. Maybe there are unicorns too?
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I've skied in Wengen, Les Arcs and Soldeu and failed to lose my virginity in any of them. Perhaps I should try Mayrhofen?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

I nearly lost my virginity in chalet 'Le Fjord' in Val d'Isere, but the young lady quite understandably declined, since the bedroom door couldn't be locked.
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Are we talking about virginity of skiing the white slope or pink slope here?
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...

Wengen? You may lose more than your virginity there according to the news.
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