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Hi

Well, what a laugh this is! I am off on my first ski trip in January to some place in Austria (can't remember the name but me mates say there's gonna be a load of partying and birds-let's be having it!).

The lads reckon I ought to get sorted out before I go. I've got all the safety gear I need (ie, the condoms) but I was in this poncey shop the other day with me mates and the geezer wants a ton for a pair of strides. I thought he was pulling my chain but he looked serious, like Gordon Brown, know what I mean? Anyhow, you lot look like the experts so what do I need and what can I expect to get out there in Mullet world? I'm gonna pull big time with some fraulein sort.

Cheers me old muckers!

Sav.
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Excellent.
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savaloy joy wrote:
I'm gonna pull big time with some fraulein sort.

I'm sure you will! Although they do have bigger sausages than saveloys out there so you'll have some competition.
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cathy, there speaks the voice of experience? Toofy Grin
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Try this thread, its all about what you can do to kit yourself out at good value yet still maintaining some slope cred.

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=22621
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Oi-I have the biggest savaloy, alright?
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laundryman, you can't beat a nice Austrian wurst Toofy Grin

savaloy joy, saveloy saveloy - p-lease
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cathy, I see you insist on quality and quantity!
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savaloy joy, I would advise you to get some lessons and practice in before going out.

The best place to get some practice is you local lidl. They have a great selection of Austrian lager.
I would recommend at lease a crate or 2 a week at home, supplemented with normal stella at the local.

BTW the Austrians are quite fussy about their meat.
There is an Austrian Sausage Center in camden (google it) your in kent, so might be worth doping in for a chat and some useful tips.

Hope you are not out of your depth?

Tux
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Freudian slip? NehNeh
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I understand that saveloys were originally made from pigs brains so no further explanation is required.
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I feel like im in 2000, is this retro humour or am I just getting old?
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You will need the following:

hat, gloves, sunglasses, goggles, jacket, salopettes, ski socks, suncream, lip balm.........and plenty of cash.

BOOK LESSONS-essential.

If your 'mates' try and 'teach' you it could be horrendous so be warned.

If you are hungover each morning from a night of imbibing, you wont be in a state to learn-but each to their own. Just let me know If I'm near you so I can keep a wide berth.

As for the other activities you propose, I couldn't possibly advise an expert.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
savaloy joy, One useful German word is "Senf" - when you're out in Austria ask for some and you can put it on your saveloy. Toofy Grin
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gonna pull big time with some fraulein sort.

savaloy joy, if you intend to pull, then you should learn this German phrase, ´wo ist die Puff ,bitte´´
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Alastair Pink wrote:
savaloy joy, One useful German word is "Senf" - when you're out in Austria ask for some and you can put it on your saveloy. Toofy Grin

Thats gotta smart Embarassed
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fanks guys-you is all a biigie help. what are the funnee words abowt? is it jerman?
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what are the funnee words abowt?


Quite.
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astro geeza. maybe you & me meet for a chat and talk troll and the rest. i askings for help and you dissing me. do it to mt=y face wuold ya? no needs for this allbecasuse i not fancy with the words and like. i asks nice and you is rude man. say sorry and we can 4get.
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What the feck is a savaloy?
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queen bodecia, it is a smoked sausage (pork I think) with a red skin that is usually boiled (or deep fried in chip shops) and eaten with chips.
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da girls r here-u like the sav?
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I like the Sav - always good to have someone new to liven the place up a little. I ain't 100% sure that you are a Kosher Savaloy (so to speak - that might be a contradiction in terms actually), but a different approach never did this place any harm.
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Megamum, thanks. It's a word I'd heard on telly (wasn't there an advert with someone saying "oi oi savaloy"?) but had no idea what it meant. Being vegetarian I guess it's not something I really need to know, lol!
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There isn't actually any meat in a saveloy, unless 'bumhole' is a kind of meat all of a sudden.
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paulio-you is nice at begginig but stress now. bad day with lady? every1 is stressout here man big argenents beween socksman and the rest. ski is fun? is all like this in the soldin? skising =srtess?
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Yeah, I had a bad day with your mum.
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 You know it makes sense.
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savaloy joy, I believe you may bring new meaning to the term sock puppet Smile
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paulio, Never heard it called a day before Laughing
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Anybody else detected a whiff of Beefy McBignob or whatever his name was? Or was that obvious from the first and there is no point in mentioning it?

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Chris Bish, yes and yes wink

paulio a true saveloy is made from brains, not rissole.
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paulio-no need man, chill. me ma die 10 year ago so no need. u not right.
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Check this out if you are interested to meet up with "virgin" skiers.

Think you may have to be more selective with the resort you are going to.
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saikee, Excellent link... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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queen bodecia wrote:
What the feck is a savaloy?


Your from up norf and you dont know what a savaloy is Laughing
Next you will be telling me you can't get chips and gravey from yer chippies Puzzled Puzzled Puzzled
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