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@paulio - lol

Was it because you made them dress up in funny clothing and put goggles on before you started?
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geepee, lol
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
25) Having your legs tied together makes it rubbish.

That's a reference to snowboarding.

Zing!
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26) Everyone here has, at one time or another, posted a photograph of it on the internet.
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27) Doing it with children involves walking them in circles around a giant plastic penguin until they cry.
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page 2 and still no mention of fresh or virgin Puzzled
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Toofy Grin
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
No matter how much you practise, the kids will end up better at it.
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Debate rages as to whether size and width matters Shocked
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
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2Cool The first time I did it with my girlfriend, she started crying Laughing
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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2Cool Women look horny in knee length boots. Very Happy
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
30) Whenever I do it, I always wear a bright red bobble hat. And have straps round my wrists.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
31) It's always good to explore virgin territory after taking note of local bye-laws
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
32) You're always nervous when it's your first time or you're in a new venue and don't know your way around the hills and folds
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
33) Women have been known to enjoy mechanical assistance to reach the summit
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34) The moment of joy is over too quickly and then you have to wait 12 months for another go....unless you pay money for it at a shed in Hemel
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paulio, blimey, you're on a roll! Very funny, though! Laughing Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
25) Always wear a helmet to protect your head!!! Laughing
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Skiing must be better than sex. When I think of skiing in June and know i won't do it for 6 months, I still feel happy thinking about it
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35) after a knee deep day and boozy night, try to avoid the temptation of slapping the wife on the back bottom and saying

"your next"!!!
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36) where once you could keep going all day a hot drink is more refreshing
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37) Whenever ph goes head first into a bush he always comes out smiling - and so do I funnily enough Toofy Grin
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
38) The French believe they're better at it than any other nation
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37 comming down is quicker than getting up
38 after going up and down a few times u must stop for a cigarette
39 u never look forward to a hairy moment
40 faulty equipment might lead to premature ejaculation
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41) Once you reach 21, it's all downhill
42) Your technique can be improved by bending the knees
43) It hurts if you fall over during the activity
44) Doing it on your own is not something to admit to on a forum
45) Singles post on forums looking for "buddies"
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46) it can leave you a bit sore the next day
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
47) Anyone doing it more than once a year is lucky.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
-Friction is not your friend.

-A good wax makes all the difference.

-It features heavily in my DVD collection.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
having a good instructor will make a huge difference Toofy Grin
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Shimmy Alcott wrote:
37) Whenever ph goes head first into a bush he always comes out smiling - and so do I funnily enough Toofy Grin


Laughing
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laundryman wrote:
They both involve inner tip lead.


ROFLMAO Laughing Laughing Laughing thank you Laughing Laughing
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47) Both are more fun with twins.....
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
48 ) The Welsh like to slip into a Merino in the morning


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49) The Kiwis already slipped into it the night before wink
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50) At some point you're gonna get white stuff in every opening.
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51 even when there's a sign saying piste closed and a barrier in the way you still want to go and have a go
52 when after a lot of zig and zagging you're getting close to the end , comming first is an anti climax Puzzled Twisted Evil

Merry Christmas all !
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However, there is a difference as you get older! Shocked

One gets even more slippy, while the other tends to dry up. Embarassed
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
You should never attempt it after eating too many sprouts
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53. Although fun indoors, you just cant beat it outside

54. If you need to clean your equipment your doing it in the dirt (apologies for lowering the tone) Shocked

55. If you're not careful you'll end up face first in a bush NehNeh
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