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Would you be willing to laminate your anus with a plastic tray to slide downhill?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
The excellent news is that you don't have to think about doing this any longer. Here is a new product - Snow Shorts - with the sled built in:

http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/the-snow-shorts-08-12-2009

And don't say you're too old to consider this sort of thing.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Hmmm. Really don't want to know what you were googling for when you found these! Toofy Grin
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Fantastic. An Olympic event we may stand a chance at.
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Tiger2 wrote:
Hmmm. Really don't want to know what you were googling for when you found these! Toofy Grin


The key words I entered were "rump steak" and "tray". I was looking to make a splash at a dinner party tonight.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I don't see where ANUS comes into it. Buttocks - yes, anus - no.

The Abominable snowHead, are you now working for The Sun
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Buttocks
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Ideal Christmas present - or what?????
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Yeah! But the adult one's are out of stock. Crying or Very sad
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I guess the ski industry is on it's back bottom right now so this is a timely invention.
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I can't accept that this website won't let the word ar5e be typed, but is ok with anus.

I've only just this second realised that snowheads irritates the hell out of me, and is the www version of the Daily Mail. And don't say it's because "children read this website.....". Bad news, guys - children already swear.

No-one will care, I'm sure - but I've had enough. Good day!
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chrisdavis wrote:
I've only just this second realised that snowheads irritates the hell out of me, and is the www version of the Daily Mail. I've had enough. Good day!


In that case you won't be reading this, so I've no idea why I'm bothering to type it.

This isn't the www version of the Daily Mail, which at one time banned the phrase "ski bum" but now allows all sorts of diluted Sun-type material to liven up the desperate sex lives of its ageingly middle-aged readers.

snowHeads is actually the ski-equivalent of the house journal of Mary Whitehouse's 'National Viewers and Listeners Association'.

Yours sincerely

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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Bode Swiller wrote:
I guess the ski industry is on it's back bottom right now so this is a timely invention.


It certainly is. I'll be heading out to the ispo ski trade fair, Munich, in a couple of months to check on developments in aarse trays. If the ski makers are on the case we'll see aarse trays from Rossignol, K2, Atomic and other industry leaders. This will also bring some respectability to Toko's existing aarse wax.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
The Abominable snowHead wrote:
I was looking to make a splash at a dinner party tonight.


Why, is Monica Lewinsky due to be there?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
The Abominable snowHead, congratulations in your attempt to increase site traffic by appealing to those googling "Anus" ! Presumably this means you are now paid per click on threads you start rather than per post wink

I have to say - I do object to the word Laminate here - which is just unnecessary - and technically and anatomically difficult - as it would require a flattened surface and a glue and pressure/heat moulding mechanism which seems impractical. Perhaps you could replace it with "Teflon-Coat" in the thread title to avoid offending those with a manafacturing background? Toofy Grin
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Poster: A snowHead
You're quite right, Doctor.
As has already been pointed out, I got too anal for my own good.
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