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What colour helmet...

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provides the best protection?

Thanks.
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Mines a sort of purple colour but that offers little protection in my experience. Madeye-Smiley
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Bad Shimmy Alcott, Bad, now go write out 100 times I must not stir the poo poo

AS WE ALL KNOW BLACK HELMETS ARE THE SAFEST BUT NOT AS SAFE AS WEARING NO HELMET AT ALL Twisted Evil
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Not red, blue, green or black - there's a risk a pisteur might pick you up by the neck, mistaking you for a piste marker gone astray and inadvertantly cause death by strangulation.
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I always know when winters coming, because the fresh crop of Helmet threads appears...

... and a red one, coz red ones go faster! Toofy Grin
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surely most purple helmets need extra protection
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Shimmy Alcott, your best thread yet. snowHead
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How come snowboarders always have black helmets and carry a big sack?
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You people are such gapers and noobs. As any fule no, the helmet which offers the best protection is the one which matches your skis / boots.
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wearing a helmets totaly lame oldSkool anyhow chiz.
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Black (just about everything is better in black really) - failing that "rouge noir" as in the Chanel nail polish shade is also acceptable wink
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Black (just about everything is better in black really) - failing that "rouge noir" as in the Chanel nail polish shade is also acceptable wink
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papasmurf wrote:
surely most purple helmets need extra protection

But if your helmet is purple, you're holding it too tight? Twisted Evil
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Every fule no blue is extra safe. Very Happy
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Green

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Blues for wets and weeds

DB wrote:
Green

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also availbale in pet sizes

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or white

http://www.funnyzee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/coolhelmet.jpg
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papasmurf wrote:
Blues for wets and weeds

DB wrote:
Green

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also availbale in pet sizes

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/03/catmelonhead.htm


yes I know ....

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Cunners wrote:
Not red, blue, green or black - there's a risk a pisteur might pick you up by the neck, mistaking you for a piste marker gone astray and inadvertantly cause death by strangulation.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Personally I like mine to be a gothic mix of purple and black. Scares accidents away Toofy Grin
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is red-raw a colour?
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barry, boasting again?
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Day-glo yellow with blue flashing lights on it - the other skiers will assume you're a police-skier and dive out of your way. Cool Laughing
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For full safety you really need a proper protective cover when you stow your helmet, otherwise accidents can happen. No one wants a damaged helmet on holiday.
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Mosha Marc wrote:
barry, boasting again?


either that or it's been a lean few months!
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Shimmy Alcott, Laughing

And i thought it would be another cock and balls story with it being on the piste.
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well obviously this http://www.sweetprotection.com/image-download/?image=snow/rooster_gloss-white_low-res.jpg
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stoatsbrother wrote:
For full safety you really need a proper protective cover when you stow your helmet, otherwise accidents can happen. No one wants a damaged helmet on holiday.


Condoms for helmets. Think safety. Toofy Grin
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I find you usually find a helmet inside a Silver helmet!!
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You know it makes sense.
I don't mind which Colour as like as I can buff a shine on it. Everyone's helmet needs to be shiney.
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shiny gold, tiger or zebra stripes any other ridiculous colour HMR helmets have out this year... those crazy italians
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So it seems a shiney helmet is best, if so whats recomended for keeping them in tip top condition ?

Do we think a good polish does it or, dare I mention....... wax ? Madeye-Smiley
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Bones, depends, are we talking hot or cold?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Spit and polish is the best way to keep it shiny. Or should that be the other way around...
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Purple Helmets. http://www.sheepskullenduroriders.com/page16.htm
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Ladies should make sure that the helmet they use is in especially good condition. Use a different one if you can see cracks, unusual markings, scratches or any signs of misuse. Sometimes a bit of spit and polish will only lead to more of a mess. Make sure no one else ever uses your helmet.

Be safe. wink
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Take a tip from Popeye. He sticks his in Olive Oyl. wink
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geepee, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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The colour needs to match the grade of run you are on. Off piste you are totally screwed.
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It's got to be pretty - maybe white with pink hearts? Shocked
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An instructor who was teaching me last year was apparently quite embarrassed by the helmet I had hired (the only one that would fit me), it was plain, shiny and bright red. I only realized this when I bought my own and he exclaimed with relief, "It looks so much better than that kiddy helmet you were wearing before!" Toofy Grin Laughing
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